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Nömenlōony

@nomenloony@nomenloony.com
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Your friendly neighbourhood baldy beardy weirdo. That's what happens when you order your Ming the Merciless from TEMU.

I'm into techy things, retro & modern gaming, particularly Zelda & Valheim; drones; rollercoasters; oh and I wear latex and leather rather a lot.

Musically prog rock & metal is where it's at for me, but I'm very eclectic. I play bass.

Find my best photos at https://photos.nomenloony.com.

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Safespace & Ally
👩‍❤️‍👨 Married 20+ years
🇬🇧 Northern UK
✊ Woke AF
🌱 Green
💉 Vaccinated

361 Followers
277 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 28, 2025
Pronouns:
He, Him
CO2 PPM at birth:
329
Bin Day:
Monday
Star Sign:
Erasmus the Ghost
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 2mo ago
Oh dear. When you're in office, in congress, and yet you don't know the difference between transgender and transgenic. #nancymace come down and collect your absolute idiot award. You deserve it. Yes I'm an animal lover and vegetarian who is very anti-animal testing and vivisection; but this stupid woman has possibly created the most hilarious post in a long time. Seriously I even looked for The Onion logo! #transrights #transgender #transgenic #stupidgop
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 2mo ago
Post the best selling phone from the year you were born. All these kids posting iPhones Here. Hold my beer.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
January Vs July. I've come such a long way now. 15kg down. #weightloss #health #latex
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp Chooooon!!!
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 2mo ago
A rather lovely old railway viaduct near us. https://photos.nomenloony.com/conisborough-viaduct
photos.nomenloony.com
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Dear little candle. I think you might be out of your depth in our bathroom based on the absolute horror the cat just left in the litter tray.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp Jools there though
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp "little children everywhere" Why is Jimmy Savile presenting?
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Not the pet shop boys finest output. #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@sashag@anarres.family morning
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Play LEM you buggers! And do NOT play Cliff Richard. Nobody needs to hear that shite #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp ooooh our Bonnie
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
I did a huge poo in Carl Palmer's dressing room toilet and didn't flush. He was such a prick to work with. #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp am I the only one whose noticed one of the "pops" bits on the sign behind isn't lighting up? Did someone break the neon?
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 2w ago
Rice crackers are an acceptable meal, right?
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
"we had joy we had fun flicking bogies at the sun when the sun got too hot all the bogies turned to snot" #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
I bet you want tulips round your organ... #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp absolutely no Yewtree vibes there with those two young'uns giving Peter a choke job...
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
I wonder if all the operation Yewtree presenters currently blacklisted from being shown on #totp could have the programmes reinstated if they were voiced by Gerry Adams?
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp can't unsee this when I hear this song. https://youtu.be/0CFBUSHzENI?is=9Jhrfzr0ETpFLLj9

We got to celebrate our differences

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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Jamie does the Invincible Rubber logo. Except nobody wants to see his carcass in latex #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
I made an innocuous comment on someone's post on Instagram a few days ago about how my kink/fetish account over there had been taken down twice by the Instagram pearl clutchers. The OP of the post quite literally made a comment that people only care when famous accounts get taken down as if to insinuate that me only having 350 followers on my new account started a few weeks ago makes me inferior. So what did I do? Well of course I reported some of his videos cos to be fair, they were well porny. Yeah he's gone. Instagram delivered. Good luck starting again you absolute fucklord. There's no room in the kink scene for megastars like you who think you're better than the rest of us.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp our mirror is opposite our TV on the wall. If you look in our mirror she's called ANIT #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Glad to see they've got their dad on slide guitar #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp a bit of chilled Elton
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@valerie@cmplxdecay.space this isn't about marginalised people. This is about ridiculous things. "Sorry I can't afford my rent" is a valid ask. "I'm hungry and need food" is a valid ask. In those situations I've helped people before and will continue to. It's people who beg when they own luxury items. The one this morning listed $35 a week for COFFEE and just over $900 a month for car payment. I looked what I can get for that over here in the UK. It'd put me in an M class BMW X5. That's luxury.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
I went to a gig last night (sorry #totp crowd). One of the band members who I know but I've not seen since Christmas said "wow I knew you'd lost weight, but I didn't realise how much. You're looking hot as hell now!". Wow! Ego stoked. The comments I've had from the recent shiny suits photos (hidden post from last night) have all been really positive too (particularly on my kink Instagram)
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp chooooon!!!
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Oh no. British Democrats (think racist gammons) have made their posts followers only on Facebook. I suppose me saying that their Clacton candidate looks like he should be ripping the brownshirt off Jay Aston in a shit homage to 1980's band Bucks Fizz' Eurovision performance might have touched a raw nerve? #racists #britishdemocrats #racism #clactonbyelection #clacton
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp yo-yo
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 2mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
John, Paul, George or Ringo? See more of my work at https://photos.nomenloony.com #beetle #photography #photographer
Nomenloony | Photography in Rotherham
Kris Hudson-Lee Photography

Nomenloony | Photography in Rotherham

Nomenloony offers professional photography services in Rotherham and surrounding areas.

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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
So we're still flicking bogies. #totp This song is truly depressing.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@Ruddred@cupoftea.social yeah I've had that one too. It boosted a #fuckoffthatcher one though, which did amuse me #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
Gonna start using Flickr again. It's a beautiful photography site and I've been there over 20 years now - so long in fact my first upload is in the first 5 million photos uploaded there and my shortened user name is three letters! If you're a #flickr user I'm https://flickr.com/khl
flickr.com
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Rant
Mastodon is both the best and the worst. Someone today begging for money - listed their "monthly bills" which included a lot of things I'd describe as luxuries. You don't fucking grift for "coffees" and you certainly don't list a $900 car payment! Stop paying fucking $900 a month for a car you absolute whelk and then begging on mastodon for money. Sorry to rant folks but as someone who was made redundant 3 months before Christmas I've been at a point of poverty that I used to go to the shop just before closing and see what they were getting rid of for 10p - and I'd eat it at half ten at night because the shop closed at ten and it was the only time I could get good. I was made redundant in a poor job market and with monthly outgoings I really could no longer afford. Every single luxury went. I even sold a lot of stuff to try and pay bills (my Amiga 4000 😭) because I thought to myself "when it comes better I can always buy another". At no point did I beg for money. Even my parents went mad when they found out how I was living but they really weren't in a position to help me and I wasn't going to burden others! Some people really don't understand what poor means do they? I was taught that you should earn your rewards and I got myself out of that hole through doing a shit job and working literally 30 hours of overtime a week including weekends, Christmas day, boxing day and new years eve. I was absolutely exhausted come January but at least I made it through Christmas and even managed to buy my family small presents each.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
#totp bucks fizz. I've said it before but Jay Aston is the one on the far right.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@Ruddred@cupoftea.social he's three years older than me; but he looks like his paper round was much harder these days. #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp piss off Peter.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Great Stranglers tune #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp let them off for this. They did bring us Vanessa Paradis.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Yes!!! They played LEM #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
😍😍😍😍😍 gorgeous song #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp never ever close up on Elton faking piano playing. He's crap at it.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp #factswithoutwikipedia Rod Stewart's older brother is Stewpot Stewart.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Misplaced Childhood was a stunning album #marillion #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Shaking Schtievens #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp we did buy some shite in the 70's and 80's. And 90's And 00's
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@_elena@mastodon.social yeah I applied to the waitlist back in February. Can't say I'm over excited any more, especially having my own mastodon instance.
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
#totp oh dear. #totp
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Nömenlōony @nomenloony@nomenloony.com
· 3mo ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #totp
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