Be the eyeballs behind the portait on the wall of the haunted mansion
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@swampgas@metalhead.club
mastodon 4.7.3Drifter on the seas of time and editor of Swampgas - Heavy Metal and Fantasy zine.
Volume 3 - The Deceptions Of Time, out now and available for free at https://quietmeow.itch.io/swampgas-3-zine
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Opeth, Ancient Death, Ashbreather, Haxprocess, Blood Incantation, Enslaved
Swampgas Vol.3 The Deceptions Of Time:
Jake came through and got us up on itch.io. Here's the link. So much thanks to everyone involved, you people are the best!
@photovotary@beige.party@Aphelion@mastodon.sdf.org @jake4480@c.im @ambivalena@mastodon.nu @yourfutureex@metalhead.club @DXMacGuffin@metalhead.club @ira@beige.party @HailsandAles@metalhead.club @alipunk@thecanadian.social @siin @knolle@social.iedsoftworks.com.
https://quietmeow.itch.io/swampgas-3-zine
Why's everyone always in such a fucking hurry all the time
Jacqueline M Perez headlines our zine this month for good reason. Her photo prose takes us on an ethereal journey into soul and meaning and our connections to times and places. You don't want to miss it. Swampgas vol 4, is available for free download now!
https://quietmeow.itch.io/swampgas-3-zine
Changing my name to Scam Likely so nobody answers when i call
Barry is short for Bawrence
A midnite session is:
A midnite session is:
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@the_etrain@beige.party i laugh out loud whenever someone says this is the scariest time ever to be alive.
Human history has always been terrifying 😂
When the leprosy first appeared and began to eat away at Cirle’s flesh, he suspected the sorcery of a rival. Someone had broken through his wards to hang this curse upon him, and so he countered the attack quickly and severely with a season of murder and violence that left the other great sorcerers dead and placed him alone at the head of the council.But the inflamed boils spread and worsened. No elixir and no enchantment could remove the curse. He sent emissaries of smoke and whisper across the land but none could find the cure. He dared not venture back into the outer planes so Cirle chose to seek answers in the planes of time.
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The Antichrist Cookbook
Replying to
@the_etrain@beige.party
🎶 It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights
It's time to eat the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight🎶
If I was time, I'd never tell
This where all the freaky deakys hang out
Just spread 3 yards of fresh cut cedar and hemlock chips in the rain and man does this place smell good
Rage against all machines
I had this on my short list for aoty last year. atmospheric, proggy, black doom sludge with a kind of twisted vibe. So danged good.
https://drofnosura-label.bandcamp.com/album/ritual-of-split-tongues
Australians aren't real
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@the_etrain@beige.party he's toast! And by that i mean my new four-slice e-toaster from sharper image is ordering an airstrike on his bbq as we speak
How do you get all the blood out of a chainsaw?
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@tegeltje@mastodon.nl
Old man: I've been doing it this way for fifty years!
Me: i dont give a shit if you've been doing it wrong for a hundred. Get out of the way
Whats a good symphony that highlights the french horn?
