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lol the nazis came third; eat shit

It does not make me very happy that 1 in 8 Swedish voters chose to vote nazi, but it does make me happy that they lost 3% of their voters.

Corgi update: he ate a snus. We had to go to the animal hospital to make him throw up. The good news is he is so much closer to me now as a consequence. Absolute nightmare creature but he’s mine and i love him

"hey you should do more open source work because community".

The community: 卐

Can I just state how fucking much I hate wasps, and how much I hate global warming that THERE'S STILL FUCKING WASPS FLYING AROUND IN SEPTEMBER IN SWEDEN

How many corgi pics should I be uploading

Corgi

lol javascript, it's been a minute since I had to look at it, and ick. ICK

I should probably do a writeup of the very very many crimes I have done in the last few months.

Hahaha oh my god github.com doesn't support ipv6, what the fuck

corgi tomorrow

Presented without comment. Search engines in 2026.

Fuck.

The worst thing I've learned at my age is that the drunk me and the sober me have the same opinions. This is not making me want to drink, tbh

good morning or night

There's a perverse elegance to Erlang.

corgi puppies make the funniest sounds

I see. Puppies don't sleep.

I have successfully put the corgi puppy to sleep. That was a challenge.

haha get rekt https://www.404media.co/wordpress-automattic-ceo-matt-mullenweg-put-on-leave-of-absence/

mmm well,

We got sum types, we got product types, it's time for quotient types and refinement types.

doggo likes blanket

hahahaha using sixels to render high dpi user interfaces is so very very slow and so very very funny

Sweden election today. Happy to answer any questions people may have.

You know you're at a certain level of alcoholism when you walk into your local bar, you recognise nobody, but they all know you, and they know you very well, and one of them says "I took your advice, it worked, thank you so much" and you're like '[chuckles uncomfortably] what the fuck?'

Gooooomba

Okay so here's the thing about slop code. Capitalism exists. Your manager's manager does not care if the code is any good.

Work in a consultancy for 12 minutes as someone who gives a shit about good code and you'll either have a sudden onset of mental illness or an exacerbation of said mental illness.

Is the client happy? Great. Company gets paid. You get paid. You are "happy". They are "happy". The board is "never fucking happy, this is not enough profit".

Reading, writing, or understanding code, is not a thing that the vast majority of people have ever had to consider, including the people who are apparently staff engineers.

Coding is the ability to slap ascii so hard that a compiler says "holy shit, exit 0". We have good languages now so that exit 0 is way harder to achieve, but that's principally the goal. "Works on my computer" is a meme for a reason: unfortunately most people don't give a shit enough for it to matter.

The worst thing LLMs have shown us is that a non-thinking entity can shit out compilable code even in Rust. And for this I am thankful!

I have always found the most annoying part of my job to be the writing the code part. It makes my hands hurt! I much preferred managing my employees and actually talking through the problems they faced. I did not so much enjoy the capitalistic consequence of the game where shit got turned against me and them and everything went to shit.

I get that American-driven LLM development is toxic to all existence. But productivity is not a fucking relevant argument unless you are a capitalist who benefits from that measure. Please shit on "AI" in human terms, otherwise you're just being a basic bitch "eternally online American liberal".

This shit sucks on its merits, focus on those merits.

(also please don't hit me I am a father of a corgi puppy)

I have found a mechanism to wrangle a float into a coherent type system. Yay for quotient types

the corgi remains cute

Misanthropic intensifies. Corgi remains cute but also likes to cause domestic disputes.

For those following along at home: I have now slept for 13 hours. Sleep tax paid

The corgi has been granted a name: Goomba.

the corgi sleeps in the pub

implementing a ratatui ui using sixels

I’m actively drafting free software licensing designed for EU law. What’s some things you find are missing from existing copyleft and/or permissive licenses? (This will be a license family)

corgi cries, I stand near it, it sleeps. repeat ad absurdum

Debian packaging baffles me:

libxml2-dev 2.12.7+dfsg+really2.9.14-2.1+deb13u3