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notsoloud

@notsoloud@expressional.social
mastodon 4.7.2+glitch
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Copenhagen, Denmark. He/him. I'm a guy and I reply. Yeah, I know...

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Joined December 20, 2022
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago

DCI Barnaby yet again stumbles upon a murder case in a quaint village. Questions start piling up when he uncovers some of the locals linking up through an obscure computer network known as Mastodon:

Where is the mysterious John Mastodon? What exactly is bloomscrolling? And who is ready to murder for the perfect image of a clump of moss?

#microfiction

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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@DrJLecter Ban surveillance advertising. @EUCommission
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@jzb It's also one of the most successful campaigns for renewable energy in my time @thomholwerda
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 4mo ago
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@MHowell@kolektiva.social The real danger here are the fans https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fan_death @FinchHaven@sfba.social @atrupar@journa.host
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@joat@mastodon.scot Sliding any of the fundamental constants just a tiny bit is almost guaranteed to make human life impossible. That may not stop you, of course. @NanoRaptor@bitbang.social
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@dim0kq@twiukraine.com In russia, no assembly can proceed without the consent of both the russian and the Ukrainian governments 🥳
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@nichni@mastodonapp.uk Rush job, added at the last moment for land transport links across the mouth of the Baltic. No one expected to win prizes, just get it done and get out the door to pick up the kids.
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@sinjut@aus.social The "flyswatter" in classic Danish slang @randahl@mastodon.social
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 4mo ago
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@EUCommission@ec.social-network.europa.eu Every day's a holiday Vyshyvanka Day You can party you can play on Vyshyvanka Day Vyshyvanka Day Vyshyvanka Daaaayy (With apologies to Zididada)
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@eivind@fribygda.no And simultaneously 3000 awkward pathetic products in the discount bin that tried so hard but never achieved The Thing status for even fifteen seconds.
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@apps@toot.fedilab.app Do it
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@tashatheinnkeeper@social.treehouse.systems No, pain is in France @creohn@chaos.social (Urgh)
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@Tooden@aus.social I mean: Joyce finds Barnaby struggling with a browser. In a plot twist surprising no one on here she has a Mastodon account herself (899 followers, on midsomer.social which is adminned by her cousin Jane). She gracefully clears up all his misunderstandings but extracts a promise that he will also sign up. At the end, credits scroll over his first post, an awkward selfie with the dog (boosted by Joyce, hastag dogsofmastodon).
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@Tooden@aus.social In here 😁
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@johannbg Moving gold reserves out of US territory @jzb @thomholwerda
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@vrtxd@piipitin.fi At which point does the first meme get a specific single emoji assigned by the Unicode Consortium?
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@DoubleTreble I read Reform thinking they can beat Labour but not the Greens.
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@shuro In 2003 technology wasn't quite ready to feed us endless streams of brain rot individually tuned for maximum addiction. 200 badger mushrooms a day would have hit differently I think. Apart from that I agree about parenting and commercialization. @EUCommission @mttn @DrJLecter
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@yvanspijk Extrreeeemely small nitpick: Blomme for flower is archaic in Danish, the usual word is blomst. Blomme means plum or egg yolk, which of course may share the same etymology.
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@KO6YQ We're doing this, not because it's easy, but because we thought it was easy
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@Nickiquote The classical insult for surgeons is "butcher" but that would be vastly overstating his competence. @jalefkowit
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 3mo ago
I just had a twenty minute chat with Mitch McConnell. We discussed FIFA corruption and whether Egypt should have had that penalty before the Argentinian 3-2 goal. Also, if any of you want to contact deceased relatives, my fees are very reasonable. #uspol #fifa
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@benlockwood I've heard from lots of various acquaintances about their various uses for genAI. None of the other things you mention ever got to that level. Beware of wishful thinking. (Also, I don't think genAI will pay back the sums currently being invested, but that doesn't mean it will go away)
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 2mo ago
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@hanse_mina@mastodon.social Then I said "it looks like you're just feeding expensive air-to-air missiles to the drones" and then his minister of finance started crying.
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 4mo ago
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@grimm@norden.social Great piece! A few comments:

  1. AFAIK electrification will save 40% of ship traffic because there's no need to move fossils around.
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 2mo ago
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@mrxlix@dresden.network I would like everyone drafted for practical public resilience lessons on how to:

  • Fight fires
  • Give first aid and do triage
  • Survive under austere conditions
  • Help kids, elderly and disabled survive
  • Restore basic infrastructure
  • Escape, block or apprehend attackers
  • Self organize emergency response
  • Locate missing people
  • Evacuate an area properly
  • Communicate effectively

This common understanding would make us much stronger, bonus points for international standards and a kit in very house.

As far as we need people with actual military training, none of this would be wasted. @ennolenze@infosec.exchange

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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 4mo ago
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@xkcd@mastodon.com.br Less than two years: The answer is slop
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@sumerian@archaeo.social What if Sumerian had an overlooked link with Italian? In this essay I will...
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 4mo ago
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@cjd@pkteerium.xyz It's not real. It's the theoretical maximum which will never be achieved in practice. But if they can solve the problems getting just part of the way would be awesome. Funny enough, planes with these batteries would weigh less on takeoff than on landing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lithium%E2%80%93air_battery @CliffSecord@nicecrew.digital
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@RejoinEU@mastodon.online Still time for Bulgaria, just about
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@folfdk Hvad er fejlraten for skadestuens undersøgelser? Kender en, der blev sendt hjem fra egen læge med en brækket arm.
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@samuel@social.spejset.org I hope she didn't mean it THAT way 🤣 @MaryTheKnife@mastodon.social
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@futurebird Shipwreck Cove
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@boegh@expressional.social Den skal da forhåbentlig være tactical 😄
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 2mo ago
RE: https://expressional.social/@DRIndland/117046568075112536 Gymnasierne opfordres til at overvåge elevernes skærme ved skriftlige prøver med monitorerings-værktøjer. Det er der ikke retningslinjer for i dag.
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 3mo ago
RE: https://twiukraine.com/@dim0kq/116888965883685759 Do Danish tanks have drone protection? Asking as a Dane, because I'm not sure the people in charge really get it. I would feel much safer if I had seen just ONE picture of a danish tank with cope cage or those steel forests or whatever. Not that I spend a lot of time checking Danish tank pics. @dim0kq@twiukraine.com
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@apps Is there some redirect you can set up for bsky links? Would be awesome.
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 2mo ago
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@phaedral@beige.party You do you, then people can follow or not 💚 For those who like to see posts created by an account but none of its boosts, Mastodon has an option somewhere that does exactly that.
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 4mo ago
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@parismarx@mastodon.online You're more popish than the Catholics 😆
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@otte_homan@theblower.au That's quite a mouthful @TheBreadmonkey@beige.party
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@MaryTheKnife@mastodon.social "Leave me alone" 😉 @samuel@social.spejset.org
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@dim0kq@twiukraine.com #Alt4You a tangle of optic fiber caught in a tree
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@0xabad1dea Taking the lane
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@contrasocial@mastodon.social These strikes are heavy bombs, sure, but they do look pretty targeted 😁 @TarkabarkaHolgy@ohai.social
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 2mo ago
RE: https://masto.ai/@meduza_en/116978228974700725 I have no idea about any of the candidates, but I'm starting to root for Édouard 😆
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@mihamarkic Dunno how the roads are around your place, but you can charge an e-bike at home and it will replace some of your car trips. But you probably thought about that 😃 I'm just a little excited about the possibilities of the fossil car to e-bike transition 😄 @joacim @randahl
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 4mo ago
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@grimm@norden.social 2. The limit here is range, not size. For any vehicle you can calculate a range based on how far it can go if it carries nothing but fuel. Practical range will of course be a lot below that.

For ships (but not so much cars and planes), bigger is better, because water resistance grows as the square of ship width but load grows as the cube. This was Brunel's great insight that launched the transoceanic steamers.

We should expect electrification to work best in large slow ships that won't have to travel far.

For cars, bikes and planes the chances are best for slow vehicles traveling short distances, and size is less important. Stopping for a charge is of course much easier in a car 😄

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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 4mo ago
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@johnnyd_cm@mastodonapp.uk Motivation.
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 4mo ago
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@guigsy@mstdn.social The style that killed thousands of human souls and the seven astronauts on the Columbia https://cs.wheatoncollege.edu/~mgousie/comp401/tufte-powerpoint.pdf @hjwp@fosstodon.org @david_chisnall@infosec.exchange @freakboy3742@cloudisland.nz
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notsoloud @notsoloud@expressional.social
· 5mo ago
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@lauxmyth@mastodon.online More comfy on the bus without repeated explosions rocking the whole thing. @adapalmer@wandering.shop
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