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m_eiman

@mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
mastodon 4.7.3
  • Open on mastodon.sdf.org

Sometimes I write code and text, sometimes I make things. Often I don't do anything at all.

Permission to use my posts to train various types of "AI" is not given.

71 Followers
217 Following
30 Posts
Joined November 02, 2022
Blog:
https://www.eiman.tv/blog/
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@fj I've been looking at cars recently, and I've decided to not get a Kia EV9 because it's too large to fit in normal parking spaces. The EV9 is 5 m, and this abomination is 6.35 m?! That's just bizzare.
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
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@foone@digipres.club 2.4 million comments. That's a lot.
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@SwiftOnSecurity@infosec.exchange I have things to say about this, in five weeks when I’m back from my vacation
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
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@david_chisnall@infosec.exchange Also don't enable all the features, just the ones you actually use
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@disco3000 if only someone made a not-huge seven seat car… Sigh.
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@nikitonsky @siracusa 1.7 GB is still a disaster 🤷🏼‍♂️
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
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@Natasha_Jay @babe beautiful, that made me want to make a casual game/toy with that aesthetic; watch a natural landscape slowly turn into farmland as stitches are remade from trees to fields and houses
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 4mo ago
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@mjg59@nondeterministic.computer it’s a Jenga tower of stupid ideas, wee!
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@fj Ok, that's just not acceptable.
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@EUCommission should be November 2nd, though..?
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 9mo ago
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@scy@chaos.social @sotolf@polymaths.social try using the word ”cunt” and see them all shrivel into dust
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
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@evilpaul_atebit@icosahedron.website Interesting that "All Nordics" scores higher than any of the Nordic countries individually (unless Iceland is at 100%)
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
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He is! And it's hard to believe he's 83 years old.
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@jerrej @WestLawns I haven't found more than a handful of alterantives for: full EV, seven seats for adults, price below 65k € . The short list I have is Peugeot e5008 and Kia EV9… Our current car is a Sharan, and if there was an EV version of it we'd probably go with that.
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@KoosPol @filippo That's why I'm looking forward to someone coming up with a quantum resistant variant of key exchange with smaller keys that's workable for smallish embedded MCUs :] Currently it's looking like there's no way forward for our users that's not expensive, disruptive and time consuming.
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
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@ohir @filippo I’m involved in modernizing crypto for protocol that needs to work at 9600 baud. These key sizes are going to be a terrible problem… and that’s just the bandwidth side, them there”s RAM and CPU on small embedded devices.
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 11mo ago
Replying to
@joe 🇸🇪 Internationella StandardiseringsOrganisationen
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@KoosPol @filippo there’s no gateway to hide behind in this case unfortunately, it’s all small devices (and no Internet involved). And we’d like to be able to firmware update existing devices to the new stuff, replacing with new hardware would be very expensive.
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago

@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io merf

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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago

European championship in sea gull cries concluded.

https://www.dn.se/sverige/em-i-masskrik-ar-avgjort-stamningen-var-pa-topp/

dn.se
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago

Tranås kommun har en ny webb (och lite problem med bytet tydligen): https://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/jonkoping/tranas-kommuns-sajt-ligger-nere-lankar-till-skosajt-det-ar-inte-bra

Men det intressanta och roliga, enligt mig, är att de har RSS-flöden för att kunna följa uppdateringar på sidan! Grymt bra! Ett litet men viktigt steg för att minska beroendet av de stora tech-bolagen.

svt.se
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago

Ordered my first reading monocle, maybe this’ll help reading in low light - stylish at least.

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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@datenwolf silly question, but how do they get 16 values plus NaN into four bits?
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
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@datenwolf That was my guess, but I couldn't find a spec for the formats in my first attempt. But now I've found https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minifloat#4-bit_(1.2.1) which shows a few of the variants
en.wikipedia.org
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 5mo ago
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@fasterthanlime@hachyderm.io ouch 😬
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 9mo ago
Replying to
@nikitonsky@mastodon.online @jwz@mastodon.social such perfect sample texts in the HIG 👌🏻
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 3mo ago
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@jwz@mastodon.social I wonder how much much heat sink mass they’d need to soak up the heat during daytime and radiate it to space during night… should be possible in theory, but likely about as much sense as putting data centers in space.
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 7mo ago
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@simonbs@mastodon.social this one is a school computer above all else
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m_eiman @mikaeleiman@mastodon.sdf.org
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@LeoR1010@mastodonsweden.se du får börja kommentera vad som händer i boken 🙃
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