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Mark A. Rayner
@markarayner@mas.to
mastodon 4.7.2Human-shaped, monkey-loving, robot-fighting, pirate-hearted, storytelling junkie, Mark is an award-winning author of satire and science fiction.
(alt texts: avatar is mark looking worried in a space helmet. The banner is a herd of dairy cattle running away from an invading swarm of UFOs.)
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Just hanging out on another super-normal #caturday!
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #catstodon #humor #humour
Lil'Bo and Savage Dan, about to drop an album.
#caturday #cat #cats #catsofmastodon #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
Weird salmon redefining the term "chilling."
#IKnowItsADog #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
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Happy Hoser Day! 🇨🇦 May all your brewskies be mouse-free!
#canadaday #canada #secondCityTV #bobanddougMckenzie #Mckenziebrothers
#humor #humour
Weird horse having a casual Sunday rest, looking fabulous.
#IKnowItsADog #horse #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour
In either case, I wonder how the dino ties the knot?
And clearly, the answer is two.
#brachiosaurus #brontosaurus #weirddog #humor #humour
Bert has an existential (and grammar) crisis.
"Those poor people." ~Mathesar
RE: https://ieji.de/@nikunashi/116847143764087292
It doesn't matter the language: proofreading matters!
Free on Kindle for the weekend!
A Milkshake Apocalypse -- a short story from the Tundraverse
https://mybook.to/Milkshake
Dr. Maximilian Tundra and his breakfast are the only thing standing between humanity and the collapse of civilization.
A silly and easy way to Skip into the Tundraverse.
#shortfiction #SFF #humor #humour #clownapocalypse #free
So, it looks like I'm going to start a Substack (mostly for financial reasons, but there are other upsides) and I need a title. Which of these do you like best?
So, it looks like I'm going to start a Substack (mostly for financial reasons, but there are other upsides) and I need a title. Which of these do you like best?
Buster and his buddy, the Weird Dog Named Ken, enjoy a laugh.
#IKnowItsACow #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #cow #humor #humour
Last day to get this deal -- $2.99US for ebooks, $21 for paperback!
"Snarky as Pratchet, insightful as Stephenson, as full of scathing social commentary as Swift or Voltaire, and weirdly reminiscent of LeGuin, Alpha Max is the only multiverse novel you need this month, or maybe ever." –Amazing Stories Magazine
Amazon: https://geni.us/AlphaMax
Other ebook: @m0olnY@books2read.com
Indie Bookstores: https://bookshop.org/p/books/alpha-max
#book #books #sff #humor #humour #multiverse #deep #philosophical
Hey, did you know it's weird fish Wednesday?
Instead of the inane music, this video really needs some narration by Jacques Cousteau: "Ze rare coastal corgi-fish makes itz stately way as nature intended."
#IKnowItsADog #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humour #weirdFishWednesday
Free on Kindle for the weekend!
A Milkshake Apocalypse -- a short story from the Tundraverse
https://mybook.to/Milkshake
Dr. Maximilian Tundra and his breakfast are the only thing standing between humanity and the collapse of civilization.
A silly and easy way to Skip into the Tundraverse.
#shortfiction #SFF #humor #humour #clownapocalypse #free
One more day to get this deal -- $2.99US for ebooks, $21 for paperback!
"Mark A. Rayner writes in gorgeous prose and has a unique gift for plot ... and creating characters that are rock-solid and relatable." –Matthew Novak, The Book Commentary
Amazon: https://geni.us/AlphaMax
Other ebook: @m0olnY@books2read.com
Indie Bookstores: https://bookshop.org/p/books/alpha-max
#book #books #sff #humor #humour #multiverse #deep #philosophical
How would we know if they follow the first rule? Besides, that is clearly a weird dog.
#IKnowItsARaccoon #dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #raccoon #humor #humour