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Julian West🦞
@lobsterofrevenge@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06I'm not a real lobster, but I play one on the internet. Old enough to remember, but not too old to remember.
128 Followers
349 Following
50 Posts
Joined October 29, 2022
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@alice@lgbtqia.space value the leather-clad sex-vixens
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@alice@lgbtqia.space If @alice@lgbtqia.space did not exist, it would be necessary to invent them
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@cR0w@infosec.exchange I recommend playingcards-in-the spokes sound from my childhood
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@exchgr@mastodon.world Amtrak ridership reaching record levels. Hmm.
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@bazkie@beige.party @catsalad@infosec.exchange now I regret trashing those old 286. they had memory in them I could use. hope someone harvested it. wait maybe I still have a couple in a storage locker.
I am your algorithm. you are my algorithm. we are not the same but I like it that way
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@DavidGallagher@sfba.social no cars. streetcar tracks. much better. at least transportation-wise
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@exchgr@mastodon.world Caltrain runs Stadler KISS EMU trains between San José and San Francisco, California. Very Swiss.
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@oxy@social.bsdlab.au The lone and level sandbox stretches far away
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@fuzzychef@m6n.io @evacide@hachyderm.io I just got a bill from a hospital. Only options are to write a check and mail it back, or write all your credit card info on the bill and mail it back.
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@Edent@mastodon.social For the elderly or others entitled to discount fares it is even worse. If the option is available you can pay cash where the operator can see your grey hair, but then you forego caps and other combinations. In some cities you need to present yourself physically at an inconvenient office or register on line far in advance and wait for a card in the mail (e.g. Boston).
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@geekysteven@beige.party Some of us, however, are tied with medieval nobles at 0.
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@ObsidianUrbex@mstdn.social it could have a new life if repurposed as a cat cafe
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@catsalad@infosec.exchange Gentian Violet is my new emo-techno band name
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@JenMsft@mastodon.social password for site requiring age verification: "ooofff"
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@scott@carfree.city A modest proposal: to achieve equity, drivers should also have to press beg buttons to get lights to turn green for then.
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@Nonilex@masto.ai I'm afraid he has swamped the drain
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@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social [Sean Connery voice]
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@curiously @LoganFive there is a five-year apprenticeship, but once you're in you're in
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@thudfactor@hachyderm.io You mocking me!? Well I can mock you louder!!
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@MaryAustinBooks Help me, American People, y'all are my only hope
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@trickykat@beige.party NPWs? They give you hints to help you defeat the boss?
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@danielkhent but then the sad little bacteria starve to death. You monsters!
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@antoinnesterk Wow a Giant Balancing Godwit!
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@maxleibman when civilization is all dead and gone it will be ALL poppies
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@existentialcomics that's Make love on the stony ground in cold nights no thanks screens for me
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@Gur814@mastodon.social “who you callin’ messier, you mere planet thing?”
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@Ashedryden on the other hand, the thing is not going to say itself
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@Nonilex@masto.ai My contributions:
Zounds!
Lack!
Fiddlesticks!
Cripes!
Blast!
Dang!
Dagnabit!
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@fribbledom@mastodon.social *shivver*
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@lexfri@hachyderm.io my final question: What's "Ask Jeeves" and does P. G. Wodehous's estate gat any residuals?
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@TwoClownsEating@beige.party no words. none.
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@dantheclamman What does "SG 47" mean?
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@joe@f.duriansoftware.com unless this is San Francisco, in which case it could make perfect sense
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@cmconseils@mastodon.social can you imagine what it must have been like back then ... then ... then [fade to 1969, gas is $0.35 ($3.19 adjusted for inflation)]
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@weirdonwheels@social.chinwag.org pyrolysis gas generators have been a traditional way to run internal combustion engines in hard times.
[AltText for wikipedia image: a red Dodge V10 pickup truck hauling hay with a woodgas gasifier system mounted at the front of the bed. On dirt road with farm buildings in the background]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wood_gas_generator
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@ml@ecoevo.social watch your step not this sign and mosaic!
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@Natasha_Jay new game idea: explosive dog v exploding kittens
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@MyLittleMetroid@sfba.social remainder 0
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@nixCraft@mastodon.social I believe i will donate mine to The Cable Museum and Lending Library, which I wish someone would found in every town
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@LunaFoxgirlVT@mastodon.gamedev.place I am pretending to hide but I can't help peeking every minute or so
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@jef@mastodon.social Chlorophyceae say: we been around for 100 million years, and we'll be here long after y'all are gone, puny humans. have a nice day
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@tillybridges@mastodon.social Mmmmm! Extra tentacles!
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@donni@mastodon.social rehashing all the things you should have done and reliving cringe situations from long ago? very restful
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@astro_jcm@mastodon.online techbros: "how many divisions do the astronomers have?"