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jeawhiz
@jeawhiz@woof.group
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I'm a cis male into Levi's jeans, leather work boots, sneakers, and piss play. Visually, I'm attracted to Black men and chubby men, and a curvy woman in tight torn 501's can also turn me on. But personality always overrides physicality!
I live in New York City, and my Daddy lives in Los Angeles.
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Joined May 12, 2022
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Software engineer
Celebrity Crush:
Sean Astin, esp. hobbit version
Scrotum. Now you see it; now you don't.
Happy 501 Day! 🎉👖🎉
On May 20, 1873, Levi Strauss and tailor Jacob Davis were granted U.S. Patent No. 139,121 for "Improvement in Fastening Pocket-Openings". 🥳
Summery weather in NYC, 91°F. Spring is supposedly returning this weekend.
Faded black or gray?
I was only half erect, but I had to pump one out to clear the pipes.
I just like taking photos of my Levi's and sharing them. Is it for likes? Maybe, but I feel that I'd still do it if there were no likes.
Some pics of my STF Levi's 501s. The phone fade is longer than my phone because when I'm sitting, the denim folds and creases, but the phone does not. So when the denim is flat, the fade is stretched out.
@wasszmut@woof.group I just noticed that your 38" waist Levi's 501 have an extra long fly - six buttons instead of the usual five, for 20% more unbuttoning fun!
#levis 501
I've started reading _The Long Game_, which comes back to Shane and Ilya and their life together as a committed but not out couple. After reading _Role Model_ I'm interested to see how Ilya developed to be an emotionally supportive -- or at least _perceptive_ -- team captain.
(spoilers ahead)
We're beginning to see some friction in the arguments between Shane and Ilya. In ch. 7 another regular season (of separation) has begun, and Ilya's troubled emotional state is deepening.
I enjoyed reading _Role Model_ a lot. It has lovable protagonists, hateable antagonists, hockey plays, and on-ice fights. And hot gay sex. Troy's character has an arc - he overcame his relations to two toxic men, and he came out to those who accept him as well as those who reject him. That and the mutual care and love he shares with Harris turned him from grump to sunshine.
I was happy for Troy and Harris, much more so than for Eric and Kyle, or Ryan and Fabian.
Chapter 10 of _Role Model_. Aww, I think I'm going to shed a tear. It's the evening before Ottawa travels to play Troy's former team from where he was traded in disgrace. Troy is a nervous wreck. Harris has just invited Troy to a ride in his truck to see Christmas lights. 🥲 How sweet!
I'm reading _Role Model_ now, the 5th book in the _Game Changers_ series by Rachel Reid. I'm about one-third through and liking it so far. It's a grumpy-sunshine romance: the grump is the closeted hockey player Troy Brackett who was just traded by Toronto to loser Ottawa (where Ilya is captain) because he screamed "rapist" accusation at his friend and captain Dallas after women leveled accusations and the hockey world defended Dallas; Mr. Sunshine is Ottawa's social media guy.
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@mtechman@mastodon.ie I agree, but also note that Libby (owned by for-profit OverDrive) charges per-book licensing fees to your library, and those fees are more expensive than buying physical books. Just saying for your awareness.
Wait, today is also International Jockstrap Day?!
Promotional from Yes Homo:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DXy-2UFDrQv/
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@humeanbeing @fesshole I totally did not read it that way. To me, they essentially meant stashing them in the bedside table on the husband's side of the bed. Or in the husband's home office.
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I got an AI chatbot to hallucinate to me. (Unfortunately I deleted the conversation, and repeating the question did not generate the same result.)
Yesterday, on a whim I asked Google Gemini, "Why are Temu prices so low?". Gemini gave me a full answer of several things that Temu does (in present tense) to have lower costs.
When I pointed out that the "de minimis" loophole no longer exists, Gemini lied to me by saying that's why the previous response was in the past tense. LOL!
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@mtechman@mastodon.ie I disagree about increasing library funding (tax money) just to appease the for-profit book publishers and other middle men (OverDrive). We have to get those middle men costs lower.
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@sheepfilms@mastodon.social
Reminds me of...
https://www.instagram.com/p/CcAPLu1M7T2/
🤨😄
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@aphyr@woof.group Ugh!! Pushing regulation and policy onto the operating system is so messy. One example is the whole DOJ v. Microsoft thing with the "thou shalt not include a browser in an OS". Yeah, I know that's a user space issue. The age verification thing pushing this to the OS is all about the "secure enclave" I think, which means we're regulating hardware, too. This is really bad.