Matthew Wilson

@fesshole sorry to break it to you, but if the plane crashes the contents of your suitcase will be strewn over an even wider area than you will.

@jeawhiz @fesshole I think your reading is correct. For some reason, I assumed she would want that stuff with her on holiday.

@fesshole the amazing power of caring what other people supposedly think of you. Who would actually be making the deduction you allude to?

@fesshole Oh, behave!

@fesshole@mastodon.social did they stare at you because they thought the joke was poor or because they were too thick to get it?

@joborg@mastodon.social @krans@mastodon.me.uk he certainly is creating revolutionary conditions. I don't think he'll be going near any lampposts for a while.

@fesshole@mastodon.social I think you'll find the British have more important things to care about right now. Such as the communist atrocity being inflicted by the present government.

@fesshole Cousin Greg?

@fesshole bit obscure, tho.

@krans@mastodon.me.uk try the National Insurance hike. Going really well, isn't it?

@fesshole@mastodon.social didn't happen.

@fesshole@mastodon.social this reminds me of Frank Skinner's stand-up.