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Amateur Human

@djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
mastodon 4.7.2
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Grumpy old fucker who is also a chartered surveyor, ratings advocate, photographer, gardener, dj, pokerist, maths student. Kinda Scottish & living over the north Welsh Riviera :)

136 Followers
164 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 07, 2022
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 2w ago
#totp great. Back from medic time to the bloody birdie song
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 2mo ago
Location changed from the desk as it's still warm but my bestest mate Bobzeeboo and I are spending our last few afternoons together chilling to #classicfm#whiskerswednesday #caturday I don't really know what day it is anymore and caturday is every day forever
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3w ago
Keep smiling pop pickers. Catch y'all next week #totp Autocorrect actually changed this to "Keep smiling poo pockets"
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 2w ago
Evening all xx Legs and co looking energetic tonight #totp
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3w ago
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And TALK TALK #totp
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3w ago
That man is past the maraca quota, someone get him! #totp
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 2mo ago
Couriers don't want to pay delivery drivers £25+ an hour to retain the trustworthy and valued employees and to also employ 30% more drivers so as not to overwork them. Because nobody wants delivery charges to begin at £15 #dpd #dhl #royalmail #ups #evri
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
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@silverspookgames@wandering.shop as Scots living in Wales we appreciate it's straight out of the English empirical Playbook The memories of oppression live long in the national memories of lands that remain occupied; native languages suppressed, children abused & brainwashed, culture all but annihilated. History showed the founding fathers went to that continent to wage vile Christian persecution, as even Britain became too liberal for them Not that I expect many Americans to appreciate, even in c21
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
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@Mastodon@mastodon.social it's always worth adding a reminder to support your instance too @trumpet@mastodon.scot doesn't run itself!
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
Play prince #totp
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 4mo ago
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@MissConstrue@mefi.social I have a plan I've called "make them do what they said they would". Yes it's a shit name but I'm just an ideas person Perfectly happy to pass this on and step out of the way :) CEOs, directors, senior managers and all their enabling politicians have to both open their wallets to pay for, and turn up to work on a "normal" salary until ALL their promises are delivered. If this involves PPE and shovels, so be it. They promised...
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
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@HollieK72@mastodonapp.uk @gwynnion@mastodon.social this is the level of consideration and respect I would expect of a well #federated rebellion
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
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@HollieK72@mastodonapp.uk @gwynnion@mastodon.social can I just request that the torches wait until autumn please
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
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@manu @phooky @mjd didn't smart people find out this week that it's mathematically impossible for AI to think its way to supremecy? Now we just have to work out whose side the smart people are on. Or if they're even people at all...
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 2mo ago
Apologies for the lack of wisecracks I've been gaming But cracking #totp tonight
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
So every episode of #totp needs a scary man, and Honky brought theirs
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
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Poppin on #totp Wow
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
I swear to whatever passes for God these days that if Craig David tries to get all over my boink tonight I'm going to call the authorities #totp
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
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@LaChasseuse@mastodon.scot Anstruther is a straight even climb all the way up the hill to the pub and that hill looks pretty straight and even
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
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@renardboy@mastodon.social @DavidM_yeg@beige.party @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io but they're YOUR children not theirs
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
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@renardboy@mastodon.social @momo@social.linux.pizza @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io or two
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
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@lokjo@mapstodon.space this is typical of the level of censorship inflicted by international news agencies How's a political party meant to get to its second century when the most prominent candidate gets no coverage? They still have some very important work to continue.
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
We've had some cleaning issues at work as well #totp
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
Mmmm #Xmas #rickymartin chilling #totp
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
She doesn't need to, I'm already worn out #totp
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
Ok we've seen unplugged keyboard solos, but that's the first one I've seen without an actual keyboardist #totp
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
This man has the posture of a #Country singer #totp
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
Oh it's creepy creepy Tom Jones #totp eww Let's blame the lyrics, eh?
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
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@LaChasseuse this tech will come for us all once way or another RIP Michael, thinking of you every Tuesday #recycling #wrexham
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
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@mer oooo fuck yeah I watch them walking around the supermarket and if I hadn't been watching for 5 decades I'd think they're all broken Me? I gently shut my dishwasher with my foot whilst putting the last plate away in the cupboard opposite
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
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@aleks I'm tempted but haven't the room
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
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@TheBreadmonkey I'd suggest that the answer to their problems is written right there in the short article #epic are still relying on income from #fortnite , a quite average game they released 14 years ago.
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago
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@eugenialoli ahhhh, love and saucers of milk coming over the ether for Buffy
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago
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@mildpeach@mstdn.social @middleclasstool@phire.place only if you surround yourself with peers of your own age Those of us more used to a mixed age community have been bending, lifting and carrying for the over 60s most of our lives! And oh god do you get to hear about why!! My turn soon :)
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 1mo ago
Omg thank you Moloko, finally some music #totp
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
Fuck me I know #jamesbrown had some low points, but #totp
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
Trip hazard alert! Guitar WITH a cable, careful there... #totp
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
Boosted by @welcome@friends.deko.cloud
@sagorhasda@mastodon.social 100+ follows and no content? a "professional influencer" should already be aware that most mastodonians will autoblock a new follower that hasn't posted at all. Especially when they've joined a garbage instance #introduction at least. Bye
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
#totp BO
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3w ago
Had the keyboard dude had a spaghetti accident #totp
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 2w ago
#totp no lock the fucker out ffs
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
#totp oh fuck I failed to leave the room before Rod started singing I've ruined my ears for the whole fucking weekend
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
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@Ruddred@cupoftea.social ok Tablet #totp it is
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
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@Pepijn most people everywhere have not tried to pick up an undomesticated animal that isn't clearly sick, distressed and in danger of harm. Those of you who do ought to have a body good word with yourselves
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
Wow double legend number #totp I guess the rest of this'll be shite then, oh
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
MOB BARLEY #TOTP
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
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@Ruddred@cupoftea.social we aren't turning the telly on. Too hot
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Amateur Human @djstreethawk@mastodon.scot
· 4mo ago
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@sleepy62@social.vivaldi.net @brianb@fosstodon.org (and all on the same roof elevation) Basically the whole array falls to match the output of the least productive panel If part of the array is shaded by trees the productivity of the whole lot drops during that part of the day
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