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Ben Hammond

@benh@mastodon.scot
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@benh@mastodon.scot
Jobbing Programmer, Bumbling Triathlete.
Clojure, Kotlin, Java with a bit of JavaScript/C++ around the edges.
Perth Based

Chinese Chess online at
https://elephantchess.me

167 Followers
809 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 07, 2022
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@gleick the US president announced intention to destroy civilian infrastructure if he does not get what he wants. Surely this ticks all the 'state terrorism' boxes.
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 3w ago
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@masek@infosec.exchange Do you find yourself actively prejudiced against products that you saw advertising on YouTube? There is a certain amount of horror at 'not ANOTHER advert' that bleeds in to my perception of the product
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
Replying to

@chesheer@mastodon.bsd.cafe @jameshowell@fediscience.org

I can absolutely understand it can do amazing and potentially groundbreaking things

That's the narrowly focused machine learning though. Not this Large Language Model nonsense

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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@lcamtufhttps://www.joelonsoftware.com/2000/04/06/things-you-should-never-do-part-i/
Things You Should Never Do, Part I
Joel on Software

Things You Should Never Do, Part I

Netscape 6.0 is finally going into its first public beta. There never was a version 5.0. The last major release, version 4.0, was released almost three years ago. Three years is an awfully long tim…

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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@RickiTarr@beige.party Love that turn of phrase Made me laugh out loud
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@graste that word repeated over and over, my tired eyes now read as 'coprolite' and I cannot unsee it...
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@baldur@toot.cafe how long can the AI companies keep offering their services as a loss leader. As soon as they have to start covering their electricity costs, the cost:benefit drops sharply
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
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@ianbetteridge@social.vivaldi.net Young boys not being taught how to behave is more of a parenting crisis isn't it
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@Em0nM4stodon@infosec.exchange Bruce Schneier expressed it really well back in 2006 https://www.schneier.com/essays/archives/2006/05/the_eternal_value_of.html
schneier.com
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@om@witter.cz @DemocracyMattersALot@mstdn.social Googlemaps does the same bothsiding thing when viewed from the UK
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

@Buster

I always interpreted the

Feeding of the 5,000

as meaning that the food looks unappetising, and everyone pretended to eat it just to be polite.

my daughter has taught me that you can easily fill 12 baskets with food that has been artfully shredded to create the impression of eating it

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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
Replying to on sakurajima.moe
@Kingu@sakurajima.moe why cant they use urine to cool the data centres?
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@MarkHoltom@mastodonapp.uk There's some US states with extremely weak economies; would surprise me if we had lower GDP per head than Alabama or Mississippi
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us or was Rumpole just a hopeless idealist?
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 4mo ago
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@ChrisMayLA6@zirk.us my knowledge of English Law came from reading John Mortimer; but I thought that it creates grounds for an appeal / retrial / quashing when a judge is shown to misdirect the jury
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
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@cmccullough@polymaths.socialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8_PnlEdBc I'll drink to the memory of General Ludd
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@skinnylattehttps://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/31v1d0/when_i_took_your_fathers_name_i_took_everything/
reddit

When I took your father's name, I took everything that comes with it. Including his DNA.

dewhashish

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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Pamela1960 @2legged I note they've got the cassette version on archive.org https://archive.org/details/not-the-9-o-clock-news-debut-album/1980+-+Not+The+Nine+O'Clock+News+-+The+Album.m4a
archive.org
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Lana You got me confused when you talked about May It's only April 2026 in my timezone...
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@rgriff@mstdn.social My Mac mini keeps telling me that I dont have enough free disk space to install Tahoe. As though that were a bad thing
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
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@bodhipaksa@mastodon.scot @BellaCaledonia@mastodon.scot oh I'd missed that too. Dissolved 3 days ago, according to Wikipedia
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@baldur@toot.cafe it really saddens me to remember, as a young man you learn that this is what Self Confidence looks like. And when you cannot succeed with this kind of behaviour it is because you are not masculine enough. And it takes ages to unpick the malignance.
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@baldur@toot.cafe I had such high hopes for Jess Phillips but, like any kind of idolizing, contact with reality is a problem
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@angusm@mastodon.social but there is always room for improvement
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@drgeraint not just Glasgow they were on the list ballot for 'Mid Scotland and Fife' too
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@GeofCox depreciation is high enough anyway, I wouldn't expect my current hybrid to be worth anything in 2050
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@alicemcalicepants 'catch' is such an underappreciated song
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago

The cathedral is worth visiting
https://www.exeter-cathedral.org.uk/whats-on/

From memory the Women's Institute run a cafe in the crypt

exeter-cathedral.org.uk
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
Replying to

@jwz@mastodon.social @dangillmor@mastodon.social

that graphic has intriguing choices

  • that the crypto grifter is wearing a wedding ring
  • that the fists are upside down on the steering wheel; that is a really really uncomfortable position to hold
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago

@ShredderLivesOn

Tickled by

They're laughing at you

being one of the worst insults he can imagine...

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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 14mo ago

@mwichary

Why isn't there a

Never ever allow. And don't ask me again button

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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@iris_meredith@mastodon.social agree with your post though; the only useful kind of network is people who you previously worked with (who would be happy to work with you again) which is fine when you are an old git. but not helpful when you are young
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@ShredderLivesOn wow I'd always assumed the dark money was from US or Russia
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@neil Could it imply that both accounts have been compromised, and they are waiting for a fix before they make the announcement
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@theleftistlawyer@mastodon.social I thought there were carve outs about wartime you can deny access to enemy shipping
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@hongminhee It is still the case that most of the work goes in to debugging and maintenance. Code that has been well designed and well thought out will be easier to understand and to modify. Putting out 'just good enough' slop means that you don't think the code will be running for very long.
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
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@quixoticgeek@social.v.st might be a fad diet where you are only allowed to eat Borscht
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
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@davidnjoku@mastodon.world the logical conclusion being Nicholas Taleb style "I've see the risks you are taking with the results; ALL sample sizes are too small"
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 3mo ago
Replying to
@tranzystorekk@hachyderm.io @Kingu@sakurajima.moe that does seem like a major design flaw
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@ninawillburger@social.anoxinon.de Did the fancy ones have to tiny greek soldier statues in them?
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@liquidparasyte @Migueldeicaza@mastodon.social felt a bit better after I read https://vivaldi.com/blog/shared-networks-tracking-fingerprinting/ and noticed that the battery level was indeed inaccurate
Shared networks, tracking & fingerprinting | Vivaldi Browser
Vivaldi Browser

Shared networks, tracking & fingerprinting | Vivaldi Browser

How does shared access to a computer or network affect your privacy? Here are the common mistakes to avoid if you want to start taking control of your privacy.

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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@otfrom @mia of course you could regard rising CO2 levels as a sort of global insulation...
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 6mo ago
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@randahl@mastodon.social It's terrorism
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@aral it's proper Volksgerichtshof "People's Court" stuff
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@cmconseils@mastodon.social It feels like 2015 was the year western civilization peaked
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Ben Hammond @benh@mastodon.scot
· 12mo ago
Replying to
@patriksvensson Is that a book Or a picture?
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