Zaphod Beeblebrox

For the first time in my life, I bought myself a nice desk, rather than working with some tiny hand me down. It's huge!!! I can have an entire plate of fries on it and there's still so much space!!!

I've been following some masc lesbian gym influencers as of late and doing their training routines. The guy that was my best man at my wedding (and he's doing olympic weightlifting) complimented my arms yesterday.

So I guess I recommend 😀

I wish my name was Adam Broadly. I wish to answer calls with "Broadly speaking"

Why do americans point to government works funded by the private sector as a good thing and not evidence of corruption

Found a hair growing on my ear
If I was a death stranding character they'd call me White Oldman

The probability of an AI user who only gets insulted to any prompt they input is low, but never zero

Why is the surrounding area of any IKEA in europe a pocket universe where europe developed to be as car centric as america? Walking there is extremely awkward always

Every time I look away from the internet I am reminded that life is actually not that bad. I should pick up hiking.

It has been 3 years since Poland planned to upgrade our SMS based alerting system to cell broadcast technology. I wonder why it never got done

This deltarune chapter hit me way harder than expected, and the longer I think about it the harder it is to get it out of my head

I realise now that I was never supposed to fight play integrity. Google really does know better - I should not be using my phone for payments. I have my 15 year old thick-ass wallet for that. The leather is warped beyond recognition. I sew in a microfiber cloth because it had a hole in it. Welcome back, oh my cherished

I still can't believe how shitty the smartphone industry still is in regards to planned obsolescence.

Imagine if you had a fast computer, a premium build from 2019, and your only options to continue using it were
a) use windows 7, because there's no windows 10 for your computer, and bear in mind some apps won't run
b) switch to an up to date linux, but banking websites won't load because nobody can tell if you installed linux or some evil guy did it to steal your money

Some Westerners still picture Poland as cold and grey. Meanwhile, thanks to climate change, it is literally hotter outside my office today than in *checks notes* Cairo, Egypt.

Reddit revoked my API key without warning or notice :/

Gdyby istniała taka usługa, że przychodzi jakiś mądry majster do domu, i ty mu opowiadasz swoje głupie pomysły na mieszkanie, a on ci mówi jak to dobrze realistycznie zaplanować i wykonać - ale sam tego nie robi, tylko po prostu wszystko ci wyjaśnia byś już to sam sobie zrobił taniej - to totalnie bym za to był gotowy zapłacić. Byleby to był ktoś obeznany a nie że dostanę rady jak zrobić większą fuszerkę niż jakbym nie dostał tych rad.
Warunkiem koniecznym by było że nie traktuje klienta z pogardą za to że nie zna różnych terminów albo nie wie rzeczy, za które zapłacił żeby mu wyjaśniono.

Would you say that durable, open source, self-hosted smart tech can be categorised as "buy it for life", or is there something inherently ephemeral about smart tech even if it does not depend on a 3rd party to keep it running?