that was very flat Champagne
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g'night from me!
Hope Vincent Price wins!
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Foot kink
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"City guy moves out to the country after the death of his wife"
That could be a long running TV series from the 90s
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"The End"
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*Starts writing fan fiction
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He just really looks like David Warner in that getup...
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Scowl at those peasants Vincent!
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SSSP so rich it literally gives a mountain of gold away...
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Replying to
@MaryAustinBooks@mstdn.social I doubt Trump could manage an erection now, Natalie really is his nurse!
RE: https://mastodon.social/@amalia22/117394586068440228
She knew what she married....
#Trump #Melania
Quoting
Fresh humiliation for Melania after Trump and Natalie Harp's rally antics: MS NOW - Raw Story
https://www.rawstory.com/trump-harp-melania/
Open quoted postlol, loving that cat scratch there!
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Watch out for any weird little old people in red coats
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Is that house a real place? It looks fabulous and terrifying!
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Never go to a mysterious rich man's party though, never....
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Come to the City Mr Fox, we will appreciate you and you can eat from our many bins
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"OMG! SHE'S SO OLD!!!"
Harsh
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This is me, reaching for my drink without having to rise out of my couch...
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choked by it's own tail, Ultraman is quite sadistic really...
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lol, cockblocker cat!
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Fabulous attire my lord!
#Monsterdon #VincentPrice
And just look at the way they trample over people's fences and the like, everyone hates them and they know it.
They are posh Millwall
#Monsterdon #Foxhunting
RE: https://mastodon.social/@csilverman/117396799977387187
Real monsters lurk in the Boardroom now, not the forest.
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"Do you believe in ghosts?"
*whips out penis
"....ah, I've misjudged this..."
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Because it's a dinner party in the USA, there are guns.
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Replying to
@Configures@mindly.social I have a deep loathing of Foxhunting, call these characters can be damned! #Monsterdon
Put him in a choke hold until he passes out, greedy idiot!
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"I'm sure you've come to the same conclusion I have"
Both start undressing, looking into each others eyes...
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lol, there aren't enough movies with demented pet cats!
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Replying to
@ItsTheManOnTheMoon@timeloop.cafe that is what Digger missed #Monsterdon
"This gong therapy is too much, my bowels are voiding!"
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That was rude to take his glasses off, boundaries!
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Replying to
@brennen@federation.p1k3.com it's rare to have a Monsterdon where the cast aren't in their own clothes #Monsterdon
Replying to
Madman screams about wanting to be a billionaire....
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What is that, a giant hairball?
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Replying to
@RachelThornSub@famichiki.jp somebody said that to me once... #Monsterdon
"I want that animal destroyed"
We all do, but he's in the white house protected by drones...
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Obviously that thing is going up Ultraman's ass later.
He has needs too...
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That old foxhunter just screams "Gout"
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"you guilty marble handed bastard!!"
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The drill machine is cool, very Thunderbirds
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you shot Vincent price you fool!!
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RE: https://hachyderm.io/@combatwombat/117385916979793559
Nothing is real
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Replying to
@brennen@federation.p1k3.com he's a simple lad... #Monsterdon
the century everyone smoked cigarettes continuously...
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"She's so amusing...."
I cannot wait for some Vincent Price bitchiness!
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those three little wifi antennas on the creature's back...
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"And we all have guns!"
Hurrah For Liberty! /s
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"you must have met in Hell!"
"No, we met in Hull. At University."
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