I'm just Frank being Frank

I may be old but I still have cat like reflexes, I've knocked three different things off the counter already today.

Just a reminder to go easy on yourself. You're doing great.
This is just really hard.

You never know how long your words will stay in someone's mind even long after you've forgotten you spoke them. Be kind.

Blowing out someone else's candle won't make yours shine brighter. Remember that.

I celebrated Earth Day by staying on Earth the entire day.

We're having a strong thunderstorm here. Both of our cats went running under the bed and that made me feel better, I was scared under here all by myself.

My wife just said those three words that she knows always touch my heart, Burritos are ready.

Asked my wife if she'd like to go out for dinner and she said that sounded great, by the time I grabbed my hat I saw her pulling out of the driveway.

It was the best of times.
It was the WTF of times.

Remember, it's okay to turn off the news.
You were never meant to carry the burden of the entire world.

I keep track of my daily meds by loading them in order into my Pez dispenser the night before.

Yep, yep.

🎶
Moving to the city
Gonna eat a lot of pizzas

If you want more kindness in the world, put it there.

Group shrug.

I found a jar of cream in the bathroom medicine cabinet, the label says that this stuff will make unwanted bags, lines and wrinkles disappear.
I hope my wife isn't planning on trying to get rid of me.

I told my wife not to worry that if times get too bad, I have a duffle bag full of Kohl's cash and my beanie baby collection stored away in the attic.

Someone somewhere still remembers you because you were kind to them when no one else was. Also, they said you were kinda weird but they mainly remember you for your kindness.

Don't mind me, I'm just hiding in your phone.
If anyone asks, you haven't seen me.

The clerk at the convenience store asked me if there was anything special that I was looking for.
I said, yes, inner peace.
The clerk said, oh yes, the nacho chips are right over here by the chili and cheese dispenser.

And on the fourth day they all just looked at each other and realized how much Monday's suck.

Now that's what I call bullshit.

Stanley Simmons - Cellophane (Official Video) https://youtube.com/watch?v=HWiaMag6Rro&si=ksdyFZ4fn1PoPzBy