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"Pickle is the pumpkin spice of summer." Shut up.

Hey all. Today is my last day of being in my 50s. 60 arrives early tomorrow. Then I'll officially be OLD. ˢʰⁱᵗ 🙀

@NorcalGma2 Pulling weeds can be cathartic. Your rose is pretty.

@mapache@hachyderm.io @badgefed@mastodon.social @_elena@mastodon.social I want one of those sweaters!

@nova@lunar.place Gorgeous face!

Hey all. It's Tuesday and we still don't know if #MitchMcConnell is alive or dead.

@Galley@mastodon.online Completely unsurprising.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116841255596329539 The whole internet is a significant source of abusive scraping.

Hey all. How's it going?

@NorcalGma2@sfba.social Hello Jasper. You're so handsome. ❤️

@JustFrank@mas.to Agreed, although "annoyingly positive" can have its limitations after a while. 😆

@serpicojam@mas.to Thing was damn near indestructible.

@NorcalGma2@sfba.social Thank you for being here and making our lives better every day.

@NorcalGma2@sfba.social ❤️

@TywyllSeren@spacey.space At the end.."Oh no! They're watching me!" *Assumes dignified pose.*

@fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe I used to do it all the time! Amazing any of us made it out of childhood. @MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social

@JustFrank@mas.to ❤️

@JustFrank@mas.to Haven't see your toots as much lately. Hope you're doing well.

@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange More fun when they're not empty. But I'm rude like that. 😆

@NorcalGma2@sfba.social Your husband is a handsome guy and a really good man. You're very lucky. ❤️

@NorcalGma2@sfba.social Tell Summer that the Mets were on a 12-game losing streak and are slowly turning things around. Anything is possible.

@fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe And in our eyes and up our noses.

@fahrni It depends on the hardware and configuration. Windows does have its issues, but once you turn off its annoyances, it's pretty decent.

@imalcolm@mastodon.social We lived out in the country (New York state), and had a "party line" that we shared with several other households. Yes, people could listen in. Kinda awful. Got the first private line when we moved to Arizona in the late 1970s. Also our first push-button phone..it was a muted yellow and hung on the wall.

@imalcolm@mastodon.social There was a rotary phone in my house when I was a kid. It was light blue and sat on the kitchen counter.

@ernstgreiner@techhub.social I loved that phone. Wish I still had it today.

@fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe The eyes!

@fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe I'm sorry you're in so much pain. Was the knee replacement difficult to recover from?, I've heard that learning to walk with a replaced knee is quite challenging, at least for some people. For me, it's mostly my ankles and feet. My hands are sometimes stiff when I wake up. My left hand likes to drop things. Fun times.

@fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe Ha ha, experienced. I like that. 40 was terrible and depressing. 50 didn't bother me in the least. But this 60 stuff..ugh. Mentally, I feel late 30s. My body reminds me every day that late 30s are not only in the rear-view mirror, but back around some bend I will never see again.

@fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe Good work on the app. Hope the feedback was positive? I'm not doing much. Just a few chores and plotting against the upstairs neighbor, which is a daily event. 😂

Hi everybody. How's it going?

@seesawsally Pretty wings!

@rachelcholst Yep.

Still don't know what all this golden goose stuff is about. Goodnight all.

@vmstan@vmst.io Don't forget ChatGPT means "cat, I farted" in French.

@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange Oh good! A fellow farter! Welcome.

@UkeleleEric@mstdn.social Thank you.

@Livelakesuperior@mastodon.social LOL.

@simonzerafa@infosec.exchange 😂 😂

@skullvalanche@gladtech.social Who got mad at you?

@funhouseradio@mastodon.world 😆 It's okay.

@funhouseradio@mastodon.world Set to Blue? LOL, okay.

@skullvalanche@gladtech.social No idea what the JFN hashtag is for. Never heard of it.

@archibald ❤️

@Walker@infosec.exchange Ugh. Drink water, don't overdo it. Do you have AC?