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First official photograph of the president of ANTIFA.
If you see this person then report the location to Kristi Gnome to receive a reward.
Reform take Havering and immediately ban boats
New Reform councillors immediately honour their promise to ban boats. Pedal boats will soon be removed from Harrow Lodge Park lake.
#Havering #ReformUKLtd #satire
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/reform-take-havering-and-immediately-ban-boats/
By-election win not enough to get on to Question Time
The guest selection for the flagship Question Time programme will continue ignoring the Green Party. They might be allowed on Any Questions but nobody watches that.
#BBC #politics #QuestionTime #satire #UKPolitics
https://daily-twerk.com/entertainment/by-election-win-not-enough-to-get-on-to-question-time/
Climate scientists embarrassed they had missed the obvious
Obvious causes and solutions to climate change have led to some very red faces in the climate change community. Increased floods? Clear leaves from drains.
#ClimateChange #ClimateDenial #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/science/climate-scientists-embarrassed-they-had-missed-the-obvious/
Not guilty, haven't had a chance to listen to it yet. I do try to listen on Friday evenings when I'm about.
She has form for being harsh on the sound engineer....
Taylor Swift likes to portray a wholesome and healthy personna to her fans, however she has a dark side that has just been revealed. The photographs of her on stage have hinted at it for a long time. Now a shock revelation from a sound engineer has confirmed it. One man is being victimised by Taylor Swift’s arse.
https://daily-twerk.com/entertainment/taylor-swift-shocking-revelations-from-the-tour/
Minneapolis protesters still waiting for payments
Protestors are still waiting for their payments for the No Kings Day protests. Uncertainty regarding overtime and hourly rates believed to be cause of delay.
#ice #Minneapolis #Minnesota #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/general/minneapolis-protesters-still-waiting-for-payments/
Narcisist names warships after himself
Not many presidents would so self-obsessed that they would name warships after themselves. That sort of thing only happens in banana republics.
#DonaldTrump #satire #UnreliableFacts #WorldOfWarships
https://daily-twerk.com/general/narcisist-names-warships-after-himself/
Concocted outrage at editing of a serial liar
The BBC have tied themselves in knots over the edit of a one hour incoherent ramble over a year ago.
#BBC #DonaldTrump #news #satire
https://daily-twerk.com/entertainment/concocted-outrage-at-editing-of-a-serial-liar/
Woman receiving AI counselling over AI boyfriend worries
Sacramento woman is convinced her AI boyfriend is seeing other women and is seeking counselling.
#AI #relationships #satire #technology
https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/woman-receiving-ai-counselling-over-ai-boyfriend-worries/
@Kerplunk@mastodon.scot
Would certainly agree with most of what you have said.
As to him also being one of the "filthy clan", by which I assume you mean a paedophile, there is no evidence at the moment that he is/was.
Many people have made the assumption in the past that all #gay men are also paedophiles. While I'm sure that you aren't making that particular assumption, it is an accusation that needs to be carefully considered. He was certainly enabling #Epstein and turning a blind eye to his crimes.
Leigh
Melania receives special Oscar
FIFA president awarded Melania Trump an Oscar at a special award ceremony.
#cybertruck #Melania #MelaniaTrump #satire #trump #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/entertainment/melania-receives-special-oscar/
Art lover captures intimate moment with a sh*tty photo
Visitor to the Louvre has intimate moment with the Mona Lisa and only 98 other people. She captures the moment for posterity.
#Louvre #MonaLisa #satire #tourism
https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/art-lover-captures-intimate-moment-with-a-shtty-photo/
Trump supports search for extraterrestrials
With civil war brewing as well as war with former US allies he is running out of options for his war mongering. He is hoping to declare war on another planet.
#DonaldTrump #ElonMusk #extraterrestrials #satire #trump
https://daily-twerk.com/general/trump-supports-search-for-extraterrestrials/
Calls for World Heritage status for Ilkeston Hole
Ilkeston residents calling for legendary hole to be granted World Heritage status to protect it from evil bankers.
#Derbyshire #Ilkeston #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/uncategorized/calls-for-world-heritage-status-for-ilkeston-hole/
Man lost track of what he should be shouting at
Having shouted at hotels, festive trees, ERASMUS and wind turbines one angry middle-aged white man cannot figure out what he should be shouting at next week.
#FlagShaggers #Gammons #RageBait #satire
https://daily-twerk.com/general/man-lost-track-of-what-he-should-be-shouting-at/
Trump still hoping for Peace Prize as there was no act of war
Despite the deaths of Venezuelan soldiers and innocent civilians along with the kidnap of the president it was a special military operation and not war.
#DonaldTrump #satire #USpolitics #Venezuela
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/trump-still-hoping-for-peace-prize-as-there-was-no-act-of-war/
Farage definitely not working for Putin
Voting against plans to tackle Russian interference in EU parliament and a party member in prison for taking Russian bribes not for Putin's benefits.
#NigelFarage #Reform #ReformUKLtd #satire
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/farage-definitely-not-working-for-putin/
This week we are mostly shouting at chocolate eggs
Outrage as Easter is cancelled. Flag waving hordes yell at displays of chocolate eggs. Flag shaggers are incandescent.
https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/this-week-we-are-mostly-shouting-at-chocolate-eggs/
Polanski’s unexpected praise for Trump
Green leader calls for award to recognise US leader's extraordinary contribution to reducing fossil fuel usage.
#DonaldTrump #GreenParty #IranWar #MadeUpNews #satire #ZackPolanski
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/polanskis-unexpected-praise-for-trump/
People will soon forget who Ray Winstone was
The cancellation of the great man has already begun. The legend who declared 'I will fight your monster' will be forgotten.
#BankOfEngland #NigelFarage #RayWinstone #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/general/people-will-soon-forget-who-ray-winstone-was/
Petrol stations report unusual Mother’s Day present
They had stocked up on the usual chocolate and flowers, but many have been caught out by this year's Mother's Day treat.
#MothersDay #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/petrol-stations-report-unusual-mothers-day-present/
Farage slams more Green wokery
Frog-faced fascist slams open public consultation over redesign of bank notes. Greens blamed for cancelling Churchill.
#GreenParty #NigelFarage #ReformUKLtd #satire
https://daily-twerk.com/general/farage-slams-more-green-wokery/
WMD neutralised in Iran - the world can rest easy
In a decisive attack a Weapon of Mass Desalination has been destroyed in Iran. The region is no longer threatened by the horror of fresh water.
#satire #DonaldTrump #IranWar #MadeUoNews
https://daily-twerk.com/iran-war/wmd-neutralised-in-iran-the-world-can-rest-easy/
Reform declare Matt Goodwin Shadow MP
With stoic good grace Farage accepted the by-election defeat and declared Matt Goodwin to be the Shadow MP for Gorton and Denton.
#MattGoodwin #Reform #satire #UKPolitics
https://daily-twerk.com/politics/reform-declare-matt-goodwin-shadow-mp/
Nottingham announces disco tram service
Getting to Nottingham on a Saturday night to become a whole new level of groovy.
#Nottingham #PublicTransport #satire #UnreliableFacts
https://daily-twerk.com/lifestyle/nottingham-announces-disco-tram-service/
