@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social Yeah, cuz waking up at o'dark thirty every day is nuts.

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social Reminds me of classic comic. https://jakelikesonions.com/post/166538472359/maybe-hes-running-from-the-truth

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social ... this idea that people who want to be alpha need to follow someone telling them how to be an alpha... I'll watch them try being me 🐿️🍿

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social meanwhile

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social#alttext BIG TIMI @OrevaZSN X.com YouTubers be like "wake up at 4am and run, that's alpha!" No, it's not. Look at apex predators; they're all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels. 3:50 AM 5/15/26 1.7M Views

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social "Early bird catches the worm!" And then that bird gets eaten by someone else 😒

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social yeah, male lions really alpha lazy bastards - the lionesses do all the hunting.

RE: https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/116912640114623384 FWIW, my squirrels won't show up for peanuts before 6:00.

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social cos theyre viewers are at constant threat of being taken away from them by competitors thats why they grind. bears like us, we just chillin'...

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social being into development, to me alpha means buggy, unstable, and unfit for production. -- Uriel Fanelli Using Aktor: https://git.keinpfusch.net/loweel/Aktor-2 XMPP: uriel@keinpfusch.net old blog: https://blog.keinpfusch.net new blog: https://keinpfusch.net

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social Ahem. :cryingsunglasses:

@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social then go live out in the wild. Dont use computers, dont live in a house, dont use phones and definately dont use up anymore of your precious brain cells.