Noticed people look for something unique in everybody so I guess I'll tell what makes me unique.
I have the same amount of real friends as the calories of what's in a Coke Zero, for 7 years. I'm still alright physically, conscientiously, physiologically and mentally.
I'm probably the only guy in the world who has survived this long without somebody to "lean on" without killing themselves or resorting to an LLM for companionship (gross).
I did have friends on the net but they've left me alone, some have chosen to leave me alone, blocked me, but for the rest I told 'em to leave me alone, for their sake. I've been alone on the net for almost a year.
I don't have a girlfriend and my parents cannot be relied on for emotional support so even on that aspect of life I'm also alone.
So sorry if I'm kinda strange and/or annoying. I can only wish anybody to understand, and if I get in your feed, just mute me, unfollow, everything so you don't see me.
I'm alright with it :)
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@altlazybear@mas.to
I'm just a big fat brown hairy 24 year old bear, bro. Why you gotta take everything I write seriously ? I'm an Internet nobody so chill out and have fun cos life’s too short to be sat on the couch !
Quit slouching and get outside ! Maybe play tennis, go on a run, ride a bike, climb a wall, dig a hole, whatever you please ! Just so long it's within the name of being active !
The message will repeat till nobody is around to hear it, so unless you want to be bored, get outside !
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@JulianOliver@mastodon.social One more reason not to use Windows. There's so much bullshit in it that people don't need.
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@nosaj@aus.social @MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social as bear, i dont understand human
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@joewo@mastodon.social Tons of wealth, but no health. Most americans don't seem to care so of course no healthcare, for them.
#americans
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@MostlyHarmless@thecanadian.social cos theyre viewers are at constant threat of being taken away from them by competitors thats why they grind.
bears like us, we just chillin'...
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