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Evil witch: "Chill out, Lord dude."
This surprised both of us XD
Also Evil Lord Arklon.
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"The Neutron detonator.... Their political structure is based on such weapons - they call this the Balance of Terror"
Suddenly our Swords and Sorcery movie has turned Poltical Commentary 😅
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"You need to get yourself some fresh threads."
Oh, Ihope we get an Arklon Makeover Montage!
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I'm just saying that if _I_ were a faux-European-Gay-Designer stereotype (working at an 80% off liquidation sale clothing sale store no-less!), I'm not sure that a bold, rugged, man wearing a leather mask and threatening to "split me in two" would be quite the deterrent our villain intends it as.
(maybe I'm more thirsty this morning than I expected 😅 )
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Between Beastmaster 2 and Hawk the Slayer, that's two Monsterdon movies (okay B2 is a double-feature where Hawk was a main) that have come up recently that featured a villain with a honestly-not-that-bad-why-are-you-making-it-your-whole-thing facial injury that just needed some ointment and "don't poke it with green magic for a while".
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And everyone rejoiced because the internet was too young for fights about how Zach Snyder’s Dar was better. Thanks @ryan@mstdn.social & all.
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So how does she deal with her senator father's new witch wife/
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@combatwombat@hachyderm.io TONY TODD AND DAVID WARNER! Oh hell yeah we need to see that.
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Beastmaster 2: Through The Portal of Time isn't really a good movie, but it's fun in it's own dumb way. It knows it's dumb and just goes along with a silly premise on a Saturday morning cartoon level.
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@xerozohar@retro.pizza you were on fire tonight 👏 🙇
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@combatwombat@hachyderm.io omg we *have* to do this @ryan@social.miyaku.media#Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
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and so Dar fucks off into the sunset and the cat lives this time.
thanks @miru@social.miyaku.media for the double and everyone for putting up with me!
SUTTER CANE'S
EXIT STAGE LEFT
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DICK WARLOCK!
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Huh. I was kinda expecting a cut back to whatever the witch is doing now. Unless we get a post credits?
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that was asinine. thanks friends. looking forward to Mouth of Madness later this week as a Replay :D #monsterdon
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I mean tbf I'd do whatever it took to posses a convertible Porsche too #Monsterdon #MonsterdonDoubleFeature #Beastmaster2
Credits in surname alphabetic order seems a fair choice for this film.
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