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Sam H (he/him)

@v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
mastodon 4.7.3
  • Open on mastodon.org.uk

Random cis-het white guy. No distinguishing features. Broad spectrum nerd. Tries to not be a dick about things, occasionally fails.

107 Followers
159 Following
19 Posts
Joined July 21, 2017
Reviews:
"not eclectic, just confused"; "not as funny as you think you are"; "emotional cripple"
Who?:
https://badlyshavedpotato.org.uk/mastodon.html
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 1w ago
Replying to
@ascentale@sfba.social @bikenite@fedigroups.social#bikeNite A8 I've spent 4 days touring across Suffolk this week.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 2mo ago
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@ascentale@sfba.social @bikenite@fedigroups.social#bikeNite #bikeNiteA A8 I've decided on a new hobby. Pray for my neighbours. The aim is to perpetrate folk music at people. The sticker is courtesy of @FrazzledBrynn@glitterkitten.co.uk
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 4mo ago
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@alice@lgbtqia.space @BriBear@blahaj.zone@afewbugs@social.coop This is today's outfit. Also a photo of yesterday's t-shirt. I'm a dull cis-het bloke in his 50s. We can still be fantastic.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 2mo ago
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@ascentale@sfba.social @MartyCormack@urbanists.social @bikenite@fedigroups.social#bikenite #bikeNiteA A1 I'm lying in bed, drinking coffee. Well... Propped up in bed. Otherwise I'd need a straw. Hmm. Future project? Anyways, Manchestershire, England. Biggest thing for me was understanding that I don't need to go fast. Slow down, enjoy. Or further but with less traffic is better. One of the two. Plus pretty much everything everyone else had said.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 2mo ago
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@pete@masto.hypertelia.com @ascentale@sfba.social @bikenite@fedigroups.social I'm flying on a Ryanair flight next month. I'm uncertain there's going to be enough space for my small floppy rucksack. The idea of being allowed to try and get a Brompton into one is laughable.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 2mo ago
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@ascentale@sfba.social @geonz@mathstodon.xyz @bikenite@fedigroups.socia #bikeNite #bikeNiteA A1 It's half past 5 in the morning on the edge of Saddleworth Moor, Englandshire. Not far from two major wildfires. Due to a quirk of geography, we're much less affected than those much further away. A1b Only as pub garden decorations, mostly from the last time the TdF had its Grand Depart in Yorkshire. Next year I expect to see a similar boom in Lancashire.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 3mo ago
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@ascentale@sfba.social @grammasaurus@mastodon.social @bikenite@fedigroups.social#bikeNite #bikeNiteA A1 Lying in bed. Outside is the western edge of Saddleworth Moor, where Manchester turns rural. My beloved partner has just brought me coffee. Life is good. How to deal with this heat? Two options: 1) don't 2) if that's not an option, use an ebike, and stick to the shade as much as possible. I'm lucky that my commute can be half done along a canal, which is a lot cooler.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 3mo ago
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@ascentale@sfba.social @gbargoud@masto.nyc @bikenite@fedigroups.social#bikeNite #bikeNiteA A5a Lots of crossover, although I'm trying to reduce the number of bikes (getting rid of the pure road bike and the pure MTB when I've got them fixed up) A5b That would leave me with a folding bike, an electric touring/commuter, a commuter, and a gravel/touring bike, so although some crossover, not enough to make me overthink which bike to take.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 2mo ago
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@ascentale@sfba.social @bikenite@fedigroups.social @juliette@mastodon.green @sam@social.coop#bikeNite #bikeNiteA A7 I wear shorts in the office year round, so not particularly an issue (thermal tights underneath when it's freezing cold). On the odd occasion I've worn baggy trousers, if they have an elasticated cuff I just pull them up to below the knee. Otherwise one of hundreds of velcro straps cluttering up the shed. I've never tried anything longer than my kilt skirtwise, so no insight to add.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 5mo ago
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@ascentale @bikenite#bikeNite #bikeNiteA A8 I was in South Wales last week with my caving club. Let's ignore the trauma and bruising from the caving trip on the Saturday. I spent Sunday cycling along the Monmouthshire & Brecon canal. Lots of ducks, ducklings, canal boats, bluebells, and big hills. A lovely chilled day out.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 2mo ago
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@frak@mastodon.org.uk I'm still using my 7pro, and expect many more years out of it.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 5mo ago

Have done a democracy.
Never seen it so busy for a local election before.

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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 5mo ago
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@helenclayton@mas.to it was about 5° first thing this morning. Definitely double jumper temperatures for the cycle into work. My local hawthorns are lying little buggers.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 5mo ago
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@wlukewindsor @oheso @moira @yantor3d @ascentale @xtaran @bikenite I go for pairs of lights when it's dark. One flashing, one static. My thinking is that the regular change in brightness draws attention, but because it's not that great, still gives plenty of spatial information about where I am.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 5mo ago
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@pete@masto.hypertelia.com I learnt HTML through a CLI text editor on Vax/VMS Dreamweaver was an absolute revelation. I drew the line at CSS and JavaScript though. Totally unnecessary. I had websites for my university archery, ju-jitsu, fencing, and LRP clubs. Probably less than 500kb for the lot.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 5mo ago
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Probably worth pointing out that the actual blame lands firmly on the shoulders of those who voted Reform.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 8mo ago
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@bsdphk @djac It's just a shame that he's not PM of Sweden, where he might feasibly have some influence.
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Sam H (he/him) @v_perjorative@mastodon.org.uk
· 4mo ago
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@sunguramy@flipping.rocks Have you considered canyoning boots? Gets around the whole calf issue by only being ankle high (bonus is that they can't fill with water, saving you a couple of kilos while prussiking up a rope) These are the style I have, and have lasted a few years of caving. https://img.directindustry.com/images_di/photo-g/8649-13162172.jpg
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