Jessie Kirk

I wasn't aroundin '86 but you peeps that were got the best cartoons!

I'm 37 and I remember when I was a kid how my parent's cars would be absolutely spattered with dead insects after a drive. I remember bumble bees, butterflies and bugs everywhere. Now there's just dead, hot air.

Sex workers are totally welcome on my feed, BTW. 👍 SWERFs can go jump into a cesspool of their own ignorant prudence. 😈

Hey middle-aged and older people. You know that NES-era game you loved but never beat? It's time. It. Is. Time. You can do it. I believe in you! 😎

I read that people are using LLMs to find code syntax errors. Ever heard of a linter? Or a compiler? I just can't with these people... 🤦‍♀️

@sashag@anarres.family That show with Angela Lansbury?

@sashag@anarres.family Cool, what shows did you like? 😊

If your local model LLM is able to parse English, it was trained with stolen data before you downloaded it. So screw those too. 🤷‍♀️

RE: https://ohai.social/@thejessiekirk/117005053680208049 The first person to Not All Men me goes in the woodchipper feet first.

@tante@tldr.nettime.org Thanks for giving me AI tech bros to block. 👍

Wifey keeps stealing my bras because they are way more comfy and supportive. This crime is very affirming. 🥰

Wait... folk don't like board games?? 😨 I haven't been this upset since I found out I'm the only one that likes Monopoly.

💥 BOOM! Ancient Artillery #History Infodump! Guns made their way from 10th Century China across the Middle East to Medieval Europe via Anatolia. By the 16th Century, they were everywhere in Eurasia, and from the 17th to 19th Centuries they were... well, just everywhere. Oh yes, gun-based violence in the Americas started centuries before the US was a thing. But yes, lets talk about BIG guns. 1/x 🧵

Your reminder that there are no laws forbidding you from being attracted to someone wider society says you mustn't find attractive. 😊 Beauty/handsomeness standards (and other such societal demands) are utter horse ****. 😇

Autocomplete challenge Soon I shall conquer the planet with my army of _________

RE: https://beige.party/@LibertyForward1/117001484886713737 Please help, good soul 💜

Ms Kirk wants to watch more anime so we're watching a classic, Escaflowne! Robits!! 😁

I went to the Doctors and the nurse stuck a needle in the side of my bum and it hurt. But I asked her too, she was an absolute peach and now I have no T. 😇

@dee@social.treehouse.systems Aye, heck I'm asexual and follow @harmonycorrupted@kinkycats.org cause she is just awesome, frankly.

I bet I am followed but muted or listed by so many accounts 🤪

When we move back in, we're thinking of setting up a wargaming/gaming table on the cheap. Ideally, we want a 6 ′ × 4 ′ playing surface (6 ′ × 3 ′ if that's too big). So I figured a 180 cm long folding table with a hard plastic top and steel legs, fairly light weight. Then we extend that area with 2 MDF sheets, each 4 ′ × 3 ′ (or 3 ′ × 3 ′). To stop them bowing, I thought 4 wood strengthening beams screwed below, with duct tape edges to stop scuffs. Should be light and cheap. Any thoughts?

@HG@beige.party When the Constitution replaced the Articles?

@cmconseils@mastodon.social Richard Hammond: "The man has lost and the horse has won."

IRL I actually have like... zero experience with drugs. Anything I "know" is from Breaking Bad. 😁

@SleepyCatten@cultofshiv.wtf That's the best thing tho: full battery, something complex. Empty battery, Loopin' Louie 😁

@dee@social.treehouse.systems "Say Llundudno!" - "Arf."

@auschwitzmuseum@mastodon.world RIP little one 🖤

So how easy is it to get my Nintendo DS to play any ROM I want while still enabling it to play game cards? 😵‍💫 I don't want to brick it...

@eruonna@lgbtqia.space TMNT is really hard cause of looking for the Technodrome but I don't know how hard TMNT 2 is.

Jessie is feeling veeeeeery dysphoric. 😞 Please send hugs.

@cmccullough@polymaths.social You're never too old to go to college and hit the books.

In the UK, if I go into a restaurant that asks I order via a QR code, can I still: a) get a paper menu (or whatever alternative); b) pay for my food without using my phone; and c) pay with cash?

@DreamRedo@zirk.us Sadly, that cultural exchange was mostly via hand-to-hand combat. @gutenberg_org@mastodon.social

@spiegelmama@infosec.exchange That's some fine work 😁 @futurebird@sauropods.win

Is your gender -bigendian or -littleendian?

Please may I ask for some more financial help? We need to buy some groceries. I know I asked a week ago but everything is so expensive these days and I thought we'd be fine. Plus, we've been asked to take a rescue dove in tomorow for the first time in 2 years and we need to get some food for them. TY x Please retoot https://www.paypal.me/jessiekirk22 #MutualAid

@TexasHoss@mastodon.social It's just a polite way of saying someone is in prison mate. @alexadeswift@lgbtqia.space @benroyce@mastodon.social @alice@lgbtqia.space

@SleepyCatten@cultofshiv.wtf right back at ya'll babes xxx

There's very few problems in life that couldn't be solved by my giant robot dragon aeroplane tank.

@nixCraft@mastodon.social Me no like, but I can't quit KDE. I love them. 🌈

@farooqkz@mastodon.bsd.cafe No. @gedankenstuecke@scholar.social @Gusted@social.linux.pizza @fnetX@social.anoxinon.de

@liv@quack.social Some kinda regex??

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I am so sick of these ridiculous pyramid myths! It was hydrogen. 🙃🤪

@huronbikes@cyberplace.social I am a vampire and @GossiTheDog@cyberplace.social

@tiefling@bardicperspiration.club I get all my meds free from the NHS. 😜