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If elected I promise to have Elon Musk launched into the sun. It will be NASA's #1 priority
People who pull the emergency knob because they missed their stop will not see the light of heaven
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@djlink making a mix track in audacity
Happy Piccolo day to those who celebrate
I'm still far too nice and non-confrontational
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I wonder if I could run it off of either my old PC (assuming it still works) or my pi :thonk_shark:
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I really want to learn more about how the fediverse works
People who drink filtered water will not survive the coming hardships
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Me: haha funny meme
Random reply guy: do you regret not voting for Kamala yet?
:bing: how to diplomatically tell your PI that you quit for like the fifth time
it's bandcamp friday!!! I'm getting me the hades ii soundtrack woooooo
I just discovered this: https://octodon.social/
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Also what's the difference between Mastodon, pleroma, akkoma, etc. Is one better than the others?
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@somatic@deadinsi.de ty, citizen
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Meant to put this in my to-do list but I was half asleep lol
if anyone in the Chicago area wants to buy a Switch 1 hmu
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@plut0nian oh, that sounds awesome. Enjoy!
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@scattapilla @jasmine holy shit, same
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@plut0nian :blobhaj_cathug: sorry, I woudn't wish that on my worst enemy
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@foone@digipres.club oh hey, congrats on the new name!
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@Felis_Catus_Domesticus but what a way to go
let people enjoy things
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Anyway, Switch 2 is totally worth it just for this game. It's so good. Just constant clever challenges and cathartic fun. And a great story. Pauline is the heart of this game. It's so cool to see gaming's oldest leading lady be reimagined in such an original way
And it was also so much fun to smack the Kremling Krew around again. God I love Donkey Kong Country. I should play it again sometime
How many jorts could a jorts horse jort if a jorts horse could jort jorts
What's good for the Michigoose is good for the Michigander
i could probably play tears of the kingdom forever
I think Poppy Kong will be for gen alpha what Krystal was for my generation
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I haven't had this much fun with a game in ages.
If hideo Kojima were a videogame character he'd be video Kojima send toot
I'm watching a DK bananza speed run, I checked a text message and missed the entire second level
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DK Bananza was actually a sequel to Mario Odyssey all along
Or a prequel? Is the child Pauline the daughter/granddaughter of Mayor Pauline from Odyssey? Or is Mayor Pauline just Bananza Pauline all grown up?
Her reference to having been kidnapped by an ape could refer to either the original arcade game, or to this game. 🤔 :thonk_shark: :blobhaj_thonk:
I fear that capitalism is an intentional method of culling the neurodivergent
if you're not an anarchist by age 30, you have no heart
if you're not a Marxist-Leninist by age 40, you have no head
"Bisexuals don't have a signature style, you can't tell if someone is bi just by how they dress."
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