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THE WAY TO BE SURE

@pureevil@functional.cafe
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Not a real person.

I write code. Occasionally scream at people. Do random stuff. Hold no opinions that you should care about.

I'm probably more active at @newt@stereophonic.space.

Moved to @icon_of_computational_sin@mstdn.starnix.network

46 Followers
10 Following
15 Posts
Joined January 31, 2018
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THE WAY TO BE SURE @pureevil@functional.cafe
· 42mo ago

>Haskell style

:blobcateyes:

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· 42mo ago

Turns out, polling the graphics card for its load can actually increase power consumption in a laptop. Who knew?

Well, in this particular case, my laptop has Intel CPU with embedded graphics plus 3050Ti. KDE has a GPU load widget that uses nvidia-smi to poll for the load values. Except, polling also does wake up the card from sleep even when it's not used, thus adding extra 7-10W to the power bill.

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· 42mo ago

Emacs support for ligatures borks monospace fonts. Notice how columns don't line up.

COMPLETELY UNUSABLE!!!

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THE WAY TO BE SURE @pureevil@functional.cafe
· 42mo ago

Today I'm reminded that Perl still leaks memory.

#!/usr/bin/env perl

use strict;
use warnings;

while (1) {
my %hash1 = ( a => undef );
my %hash2 = ( a => undef );

$hash1{a} = \%hash2;
$hash2{a} = \%hash1;
}
__END__

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THE WAY TO BE SURE @pureevil@functional.cafe
· 42mo ago

I love how Loonix people decided that you no longer need GRUB and from now on UEFI will boot Loonix kernel directly. Also, you won’t be able to change boot parameters during boot because lol they know better.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE @pureevil@functional.cafe
· 42mo ago

Some lad is reading through the twatter algorithm and picking it apart.

https://twitt.re/steventey/status/1641892386564640768

Some of you boys might find this interesting.

twitt.re
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THE WAY TO BE SURE @pureevil@functional.cafe
· 42mo ago

This is @newt@stereophonic.space

Logging off.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE @pureevil@functional.cafe
· 42mo ago
Replying to
The pipeline “Autoconf -> NO TESTICLES” must be established.
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THE WAY TO BE SURE @pureevil@functional.cafe
· 42mo ago

@jonn@social.doma.dev @roberth@functional.cafe xmpp is a joke. And not a funny one.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE @pureevil@functional.cafe
· 42mo ago

@scathach@stereophonic.space they seem to have fixed it in emacs 30, if you're up to building it from git.

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· 42mo ago

@otfrom@functional.cafe no. This show is an abomination.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE @pureevil@functional.cafe
· 42mo ago

Debugging autoconf builds is hell.

And I am in it.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE @pureevil@functional.cafe
· 42mo ago

@jonn@social.doma.dev @roberth@functional.cafe the punchline is that in 2023 we still don’t have a messaging service that doesn’t suck donkey balls, despite internet messaging being close to 40 years old now.

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THE WAY TO BE SURE @pureevil@functional.cafe
· 42mo ago

@resuna@ohai.social i decided to embrace the Haskell style as pictured above from now on.

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