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I hate the constant blast of sports betting ads but I actually find funny the one that portrays Blake Griffin as if he's so bored in retirement that all he does is gamble.

Rich dude still in his 30s but acts like stereotypical old bluehairs at the slots with their pensions.

My food benefit funds have run out & don't get replenishment until the 9th of next month.
I also need to get some various home supplies refilled (cleaning stuff, food storage... toilet paper 💀).

Wow, thanks, all clear already!
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Once in awhile people will still call saying that they saw my resumé online about jobs.

I assume a human did not actually read it, otherwise they'd have noticed it hasn't been updated in 5 years.

Anyone else find odd pet food commercials made as if the audience is the pets?

The most cruel food to lace with THC would be sushi.

You have a dank'd sushi roll as a starter you might as well hand the sushi chef your whole wallet cuz you finna *feast*.

Overdraft averted! Thanks!

My neighbor has a phone that vibrates so hard that *I* just heard it 💀

Why is it when your nose is stuffed up impossible to actually blow it enough to not be stuffed up?

STUFF CAME OUT! HOW FUCKING MUCH IS UP THERE??

So a neighbor's apartment caught fire a few minutes ago. He wasn't home, fire department put it out. I had to stand outside in the cold for a bit but we're safe.

I'm so chilly I don't want to get out of bed.

The Jolly boys went to Chicago to eat at Portillos 😃

https://youtu.be/z8voYsgGK-4?si=Fm_siQQWp7FW9Wq7

#youtube #food #travel #chicago

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At this rate the US gov't is more likely to fall than that of Iran.

I feel like some combination of loaded potato skins, Mexican street taco type meats, and the satisfaction of eating cheese curds & gravy a la poutine could be a fire fusion dish 🤔

😮 I did not know about Goa Sausage!
https://www.whetstonemagazine.com/journal/in-goa-one-sausage-to-rule-them-all

ArnieTex in San Antonio for barbacoa (and Big Red?)

https://youtu.be/f-g5RjEu1pw?si=6EF2lc_BMSkK4Qe8

Heh, Freddy's is showing commercials for a chocolate cake shake now 🙃

I never been to Portillos but I know how much Gabriel Iglesias loved it so if Freddy's gets even *close* to that... 👍🏾

I feel like sausage casing exists cuz a long time ago someone fucked up attempting shish kebab for the last time.

Iron Chef OG - DUCK!!

https://youtu.be/62dOedi9mxw?si=yC3cB4Bs5DuAtTi1

Max & Nick taste and rank global sausages
https://youtu.be/XP7K_PCQhRc?si=zd3o-DRwsBTxx3yp

Uh, I don't think your computer or phone can answer that one.

I've long had a thing for women who look like they'd destroy me somehow.

This chick looks like she'd manipulate me into doing something horrible
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThvfTJkW/

Odd thing in my town:
Thai restaurant, locally owned. Two locations. Only one of the two carries fried pork belly -- and it's the one that doesn't deliver ☹️

My understanding is pork belly is a very common Thai thing, eh? Why would any Thai restaurant *not* do it?

Hungry, back pain flareup preventing cooking,
anyone help me afford dinner tonight?
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I can't believe pork belly bites are this easy in an air fryer.

You could easily change the seasonings in this for different character to the bites.

🤔... I'd love to try em w/ jerk seasoning

https://recipeteacher.com/best-damn-air-fryer-pork-belly/

Watching kebab videos just to feel the happiness.

Wild just how casual coverage of Trump threatening blatant war crimes is, huh 💀

https://apnews.com/article/iran-us-israel-trump-lebanon-april-6-2026-87b62d531d3290fde5255077179bd3b5