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they/them/any if you're not a square
my pal is bringing me a lovely diary/notebook and fountain pen back from japan. im ready 2 become a journal guy. AAAAAA (excited)
there’s a bold new gambit in the fight against domestic clothes moths. the gambit in question: Unleashing Wasps
it took over 20,000 man-hours to build the Queen Elizabeth Olympic Park for the 2012 Olympics - that’s the equivalent of around 100,000 fish-hours!
why do they make major tom eat protein pills at the beginning of the song when he's still on earth. he's about to go on a deadly space mission, can't he at least have a baked potato or something
imagine getting a text this good
i dreamt lemonade (not any brand of lemonade just all lemonade) was giving away a free collectible figurine called a lemonadoo whenever you bought lemonade
he never said that
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"John Deere tractors, they're brothers in hay,
John Deere tractors, they're brothers in hay
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Driving down the road, left turn right turn,
Left turn right turn,
What if they leave me?
What if they leave each other?
Always stay together, you brothers in hay"
i wish i was a little bit wider… i wish i was a SPIDER
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we're especially looking for voices on the lower side to play male characters, and i think we're going to have particular trouble finding a good gravelly bass voice
hakuna whatever i don’t believe a lion got that big from eating bugs
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John Deere you can use this if you like. Free of charge (though I will accept a complimentary tractor as a thank-you)
if i got a job as a horse i would expense a carrot
everyone giving advice about candles in general needs to RE READ MY ORIGINAL POST: i want to know how many SCENTED candles i can eat before it becomes a medical problem. to those asking which flavour: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
i'm gonna be the first person on earth that everybody likes
i’ve been complaining for many years now (“yeah we know” shut up) about the declining general availability of candy floss (even the bagged stuff, never MIND fresh) even in its traditional settings (fairs, seasides, theme parks etc) so imagine the faces/noises i made yesterday when a guy who runs a kids’ party venue on our high street brought his own machine to the local street fair yesterday along with ELEVEN FLAVOURS OF SPINNING SUGAR
i have nothing to declare but my penius
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it dominated the news cycle for weeks
i guess cat birth control is one of those things you only learn about when it becomes directly relevant to your life
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@alex@godforsaken.website it's the only description that can fully describe their relationship to one another. they aren't brothers in the traditional sense. but something about their shared passion for hay makes them brothers in a more profound way. and the role of that fraternal bond in their commitment to excellence in the field (no pun intended) of hay builds a sense for us as consumers that our own hay is safe in their hands
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@alex@godforsaken.website i don't know i don't know!! it hadn't happened in a while and i was worried i was broken
oh so the BODY is the one keeping the score. then i’m sure it’s just a big coincidence that i keep losing to it 😒
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@alex@godforsaken.website that's him. the guy from mad men
im so angry i'm so angry and there is nothing to be done with it. any rebellious way i could act out in response will not help because in the end, while people like me will doubtless be caught in the crossfire, the people they're really trying to hurt are our sisters. i can throw a tantrum but it does not help them
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@hex@dads.cool i wish i could remember the tune... it was so heartfelt and poignant
british garden birds are gay
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@bright_helpings@mspsocial.net this is one of the most american things ive ever heard you say
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@bright_helpings@mspsocial.net ok there is clearly drama in the tractor world that i am not aware of
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@internetsdairy@mastodon.art it has four slender green legs
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@schratze@todon.nl there’s not that many
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@thegarbagebird@theblower.au i pictured it totally faceless, with the legs being the only addition. not sure which is worse
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@internetsdairy@mastodon.art they just went. they went
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@internetsdairy@mastodon.art we finally found out what birds are (gay)
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@BDA@monads.online maybe this dream came from a dimension where they’re still producing luxury racing tractors…
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@horrowfide@godforsaken.website wow! what were the chances of that….
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@pig it’s become my dreams. it inhabits every corner of my waking and sleeping mind. when i close my eyes the image is unchanging: mountainous beige waves of huel towering over me, smashing, drowning, obliterating. so i would have to say yes
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@mbrmark it’s a powdered “complete meal substitute” that you mix with water to make a sort of shake. it’s very depressing compared to real food
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@mbrmark hope it gets sorted soon! i know a lot of instances are under a lot of strain right now with all the new users. it will probably settle down before too long
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@mbrmark it's kinda gross but at least it's quick and easy if you're tired 😄
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@mbrmark can't beat a nice cup of bovril... it's like the huel of the 20th century in many respects
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@PhoebeWallerPalladino@monads.online it’s still haunting us, after all these years...
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@QBFreak@mhz.social this is cute im glad!!!
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@horrowfide@godforsaken.website lemme check 1 sec
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@8BitGoggles@mastodon.social i missed this the first time around oh my god lmao