amy bridgers

sorry i, look listen i'd love to pass the immigration bill, really i would. but they printed it on this big novelty check and i just can't get through the doorway with it. look it- just right there, it bangs against the sides. no i won't "just turn it sideways" you can't do that

the nasty lad is banging on the radiators and swinging from the chandeliers. it's impossible to focus. too bad we have to have him there, it says right there in the rules we wrote that we can change at any time

the nasty lad is a rowdy boy who loves to party! he loves chewing up tax bills and environmental regulations and playing beer pong on the senate floor! i was going to give you all treats but it is the ravenous nasty lad who means tested you out of them!! anyway vote blue no matte

time to bring back this classic

@byttyrs@monads.online what artistic improvements he's perfect

me trying to flirt with a girl on line: haha i can handle every drop of the water 😉🙃😩🥵🔥🥺 skskskdf

@galaxybrain@monads.online he's the mouth goat

@pisscotheque@godforsaken.website just had this run through my head unprompted, i'm so glad you had this pinned

@georgespolitzer@monads.online praise be to our lord god swimp

this is just dorroile huh

using deepfakes for mild to moderate evil

@horsefucker_thicc@monads.online i love it so much i'm absolutely transported