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@vriska@lizards.live @sun@shitposter.world That applies to all of humanity tbh, 90% are shit regardless of sex

Amon Amarth is clearly the correct BGM for sewing together torn workshop pants

@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz @vitalis@dirtyknight.life The new generation's "desu", desu

@hidden@cawfee.club @mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @cyb3rm0shp1t@social.xenofem.me That is what I told him last week. Just get the Kuzco outfit and claim to be a distant descendant of Fujimori, ascend the Inca throne.

@Terry@detroitriotcity.com >Angloids fighting eachother over who's top concubine

@vriska@lizards.live If I'm elected president I will make this a job.

My ideal job is dragon. Just sit on my castle all day, eat cows and sheep, collect fancy things, have a good time. Normies give me tribute because they think I'll set their villages on fire if they don't (lmao retards)

@mushroom_soup@poa.st "noooo you can't get a boner at the fictional yellow menace with a huge bubble-shaped ass! where are the poor cougars going to get the attention they need now"

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space No I'm still on my 2019 samsung but several family members do and my next phone will be one.

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info Yes, it's one of the last to have it and it's a big reason to stick with it. Screen glitching won't disable the phone and neither will water or static which renders a capacitive screen inoperable. Companies were retarded to remove analog buttons.

@jobanab@poa.st @Arkana@poa.st @Hoss@shitpost.cloud The USA managed to fix most of China's vulnerabilities like a retarded hacker bragging on reddit.

@mushroom_soup@poa.st you could just point at the character and say "she's Korean, do you REALLY want to fap to that?" and you'd have an argument.

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info Hag...

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info "Buttons are lame" she says, with a completely disabled phone because an app crashed This is what I'm talking about when I say you're a corpo slave, you don't even question what features are good, you just go "oh it's newer so it must be better" and eat whatever they serve you

@mischievoustomato@tsundere.love @iwillbite@stereophonic.space @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info It doesn't, I don't use the phone for heavy games that's what I have a beefy laptop and a VR headset for. All the gachas are on pc too if for whatever reason I wanted to play them.

@hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info @iwillbite@stereophonic.space My j7 prime 2 still going strong 7 years in

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space You can just get them on amazon or any big online store

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space Just get a xiaomi you'll get a way better phone for less money

@lain@lain.com @bartholin@fops.cloud I have, even legally

@kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com @rin@post.ebin.club But you can go to the countryside for fresh, tastier ones.

@voltrina@voidposter.club Get 80 for 10 euro, sneak them into the park, then undercut the scammers.

@dielan@shitposter.world Cryoshell did at least two songs for Bionicle main promotional material. That's how I learned of them back in the day. Essenger is the bigger one, but both worked on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPSqVdIMIZk

@mischievoustomato@0.5dollah.click @hidden@cawfee.club @cyb3rm0shp1t@social.xenofem.me This would be a really good strategy to get laid in the USA but you're in Peru

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space Then a solid $400 or so phone would be ideal for you. It'll absolutely last you 5 or so years with enough power to do whatever you want to do with it.

@dielan@shitposter.world Oh damn it's the bionicle guys

@kernow@clubcyberia.co Keep some armed guys nearby just in case

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space Unmarriageable mindset

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space You can get a stylus for any phone actually, they work with any screen.

@BroDrillard@nicecrew.digital Seize their assets on the grounds of "handing over technology critical to national security to foreign agents" Keep all the useful tech Distribute the money to white citizens Laugh

@xaetacore@neondystopia.world @lain@lain.com The fish social media man, rival to the lizard social media man.

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info I'm not telling you to buy an old phone. I'm telling you to buy a good phone for your needs, or a flagship from one or two years ago for 30% of the price it had, which will still vastly outperform anything new on the same price range. Look at specs not year, features and materials quality.

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space For $2000 you could get WAAAAAAY better than a samsung with a stylus.

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info I don't think you really understand the definition of "good phone" A 2025 flagship isn't "an old phone"

Insulting the sport with that retarded parade of niggers and whores

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space Lmao no those aren't even that good, they're the "I don't actually know luxury and think this is a ferrari" brand.

@White_Rabbit@poa.st It's time for the Norf to rise. Reclaim the land. The funniest thing is that at those numbers, if the cops were actual trained warriors, they could easily wipe out the entire protest, like that time in the Spanish-Dutch war when 20000 Dutch tried to take a fortress held by about 150 Spanish Tercios when most of them were out on the next city for resupply. I can't remember the exact number but it wasn't more than 400 between the garrison and the rest of the troop assigned to the city. The Dutch failed to break into the fortress, and upon the return of the main troop, the Spanish opened the gates, came out, and massacred the Dutch force with practically no resistance. But these fags have staffed their entire police force with the most low-testosterone "men" they could find in the isles.

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info That'd be hot but I know it to be a lie :chad2:

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space Hmm the s26 is not really a bad phone if you can get it for like $700 Do you actually need the performance though? will you be doing switch emulation on it or something?

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space @hakui@tuusin.misono-ya.info I'm twenty!

@vriska@lizards.live Oh hell yeah let's aoe later :D

@mushroom_soup@poa.st Age up? the artist just isn't very good

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space How much are you going to overpay for "it inserts into the phone"?

@iwillbite@stereophonic.space Which is the samsung model you want?

Monthly "death to webp" post

@prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer What happened?

@vriska@lizards.live First mistake: the Fr*nch 30+ humid is death but it's just a fact of life, you go to work anyway and try to get as much awake time during the night to avoid it.

@sun@shitposter.world @vriska@lizards.live I have at least a kg of either yellow variant or shallot always around, and scallions whenever I want to make fancy pasta or meat fillings.