Niece: do you have a boyfriend
Me: no
N: do you want a boyfriend?
Me: no
N: oh
N: why not
Me: I think boys are kinda stinky
N: but you used to be a boy?
Me: yeah but I'm better now
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@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style thats clearly a 19 inch rack mount sized case you rube, ill have the computer fanatics on your ass for this one
I heard making out stimulates collagen and added bitches to my skincare routine
heh, i have already depicted you as a low level combat encounter in my dnd campaign
naming my fallout london character "queen lizzie innit" has been a source of great comedy
tell ur freind ur gonna glorb on it today
CHOPPED MEN IN MY DMS DESIRING THE SIMULACRUM OF MY WOMANHOOD THINKING THEY ARE RED PILLED MEANWHILE HOT GIRLS ARE BEGGING FOR A REDO OF THE STANFORD PRISON EXPERIMENT WITH MY FINE ASS, YOUr MATRICES WILL NOT QUANTIFY ME