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Kirch

@kirch@tilde.zone
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Hacker, Aphorismist, Thaumaturgist, Unimportant Mediocre Post-Post-Modern Renaissance man.

695 Followers
1411 Following
50 Posts
Joined August 08, 2018
~kirch:
http://tilde.town/~kirch/
Main Site:
https://jkirchartz.com
Keybase:
https://keybase.io/jkirchartz/
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https://ko-fi.com/kirch
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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago
Saved this 10 years ago, and the hits keep coming
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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago
Replying to
all the interviews are like "Are you a straight cis white male yes-man that's excited to put your nose between our buttcheeks? Our organizational alignment depends on never asking questions, we don't want any Negative Nancies around here! We have Mission, and that Mission is to destroy all life on the planet to impress half-a-dozen dudes who live on yachts in Saint Bart's!"
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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 1mo ago

Drinking coffee after my 6pm Coffee Curfew, but it's OK because it's also got Kahlua and Irish Cream and my regular vanilla sweet cream in it, and it's in my grandma mug instead of the usual 16oz-er...

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@glyph@mastodon.social @davidcelis@xoxo.zone amen, allelujah!
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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

"The authors propose what they call a Contextual Copyleft AI License (CCAI) — a novel extension of copyleft licensing, which would treat generative AI models as derivative works and require AI developers training models on open-source code to make their architecture and training data freely available."

- Yale researchers propose ‘copyleft’ rules for generative AI

https://news.yale.edu/2026/06/15/yale-researchers-propose-copyleft-rules-generative-ai

Yale researchers propose ‘copyleft’ rules for generative AI
Yale News

Yale researchers propose ‘copyleft’ rules for generative AI

A new study by Yale’s Digital Ethics Center proposes a novel “copyleft” licensing framework that would require AI models trained on open-source software to remain fully transparent.

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 3mo ago
When I was a kid reading @2600@mastodon.online I thought it was subversive because they might teach me how to do crime - now I think it's subversive because they give an alternative viewpoint that authoritarians don't really like.
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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

We apologise again for the faults in the Monty Python References. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 1mo ago

Just checked up on LinkedIn, found a guy that says he spends $6-7000 a month on tokens, and be got a hat, sticker pack, plushie and a thank you note from Anthropic... He paid them to help them train their algorithms, and in return he got $10 worth of SWAG.

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 1mo ago

So many software engineers out here giving the rest of us a bad name, you can usually sniff them out early on because of their methods of self-aggrandizement & how little they care for the community they claim to serve.

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 1mo ago

"Electric Shock Hazard? No, User-Servicable parts inside!"

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 1mo ago

Shout out to whatever Aunt/Uncle/Grandparent or whoever that gave 10 year old me a CD-rom setup for people to make their own Doom *.wads , with CAD and all sorts of stuff, and gave me my first existential crisis involving computers. All I really remember is that opening the CAD software resulted in a black screen managed by inscrutable keyboard shortcuts and I couldn't get it to be anything but that black screen...

@st1nger@infosec.exchange

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

I hope Elon's right and the internal contradictions of Capitialism 202X cause an instant reversal into Fully Autonomous Luxury Space Communism -- but maybe that's just a marketing gimmick to sell the idea that giving him more money will make everyone rich.

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@StevenSaus@faithcollapsing.com that reminds me, I really should get back to backtracking all my sources on my "Brief History of Fortune Cookies" and expanding it into a finished product... http://tilde.town/~kirch/FortuneCookies.html
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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

The battle between my ethics and my need to eat, compounded by 20 years of suffering in the Software Industry, is particularly hard today.

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

I still think the "Nobody Wants To Work Anymore!" people and the "The AI does my Job for Me!" people should have to knife-fight like the Beat It video.

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

LLMs are the purest form of distilled capitalism.

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago
Replying to
I have other thoughts about Linus's "shocking new statement" ... https://tilde.zone/@kirch/116933134838784188
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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@mastodonmigration@mastodon.online seems like a major failure for the government to allow their space program to be privatized
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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

RE: @mastodonmigration@mastodon.online

Is it possible that Elon failing to launch rockets is no longer newsworthy to the mainstream outlets?

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

It's interesting how this grocery chain has "Digital-Only Coupons" that you need an app (spyware) to activate -- and they'll just straight up send you notifications about advertisements...

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

the orphan-crusher is going to crush us all eventually; you just gotta make sure it rolls over your parents before it gets to you or else you won't be an orphan yet and it won't count.

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

#NaNoGenMo kinda lost its fun when all these LLMs hit, but also all the LLMs are real bad at story writing? Like, just the cheesiest schlock unless you really fiddle and edit well, at which point you might as well just write your own damned book.
@regehr@mastodon.social

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 3mo ago

Cool thing about powerful AI talent acquisition software is how it can connect to your LinkedIn account, and your Indeed account, and upload and parse your Resume, and then make you fill out all the data already on your LinkedIn, Indeed, and Resume

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

I lost a billion dollars this year because nobody gave me a billion dollars despite my potential to earn a billion dollars.

https://bsky.app/profile/futurism.com/post/3mqud5qn7ug2y

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

somebody should toss me $50 for a Shodan membership; I promise I can be trusted with search filters :3

https://ko-fi.com/kirch/goal?g=2

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

You "have to" use "AI" right now because unless you work hard to avoid it then it's already been inserted into all the major websites and between you and the information you seek -- The Old Ways of searching are gone, you have to use smaller more specialized databases and constantly battle the encroachment of "AI" into search tools.

@rayckeith@techhub.social

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@jmcs@tilde.zone I tried to apply to something through We Work Remotely, they want either "$2.95 /first month then $14.95/mo" with a "12-month commitment" or access to all their job boards with "TopAccess Bundle, $29.95 /month, 12-month commitment · billed monthly" ... I started the week with $65 to my name... If you have a job, do what you can to keep it, the Job Market is extracting rent from the destitute.
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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

If you consume content, but never produce content; are you constipated?

#shitposting

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 1mo ago

utm_source=Don_Vito_Sends_His_Regards

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 3mo ago

Alright, I just did a round of Distro hopping on my ancient 2015 laptop... Antix & MX Linux were speedy & great Debian-based distros, I prefer Flexbox here (and like it a little better than OpenBox which is incredibly similar), the MX iso was a bit touchy but a much kinder experience than the Antix install. CachyOS was also blazing fast - but Arch doesn't support hardware this old very easily so I skipped KaOS, I liked Niri & Wayland and KDE Plasma is always nice. ElementaryOS is beautiful - but I landed on Linux Mint because my printers Just Worked right out of the box, and after some updates so does my wifi card - which seems to be lacking support on "Modern Systems" and requires a lot of finagling on NomadBSD... Don't think I like Cinnamon that much, or Ubuntu - maybe next time I'll try Mint Debian Edition... But for now, no more funsies - and no more thinking about escaping Debianland

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

RE: @amydiehl@mstdn.social

I'm sure the Businessfolk have figured out that LLMs can't become whistleblowers - but it looks like the law isn't protected communicating with LLMs to begin with, and the LLMs may not be deleting things the users think are deleted... they will, however, use every weapon at their disposal to defend their income.

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

Had a dream that I tried to buy some pants but for some reason the only ones that fit my waist had a 9 foot long inseam, so I was carrying them around by holding up the hanger as high as my arms could reach...

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 1mo ago

Found a YouTube video about a PureData module, said to download from their defunct WordPress site; Wayback Machine has the site but not the Zip file... So, naturally, I have to recreate the patch by looking at the Lowres vision of it on the 13 year old video... Bitrot is annoying - the Internet is forever, except the bits you want.

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago
Replying to
Being a little hyperbolic, but there's 20+ forks and only 6 butter knives? And the bulk of the knives don't match
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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

So, it seems my prediction from ~2018 holds out... AI can never be Great because Humans have no idea what they want and even less of an idea of how to describe it.

@mevenlennonbertrand@lipn.info

lipn.info

Meven Lennon-Bertrand: "EDIT: I jumped too fast on the easy story, and o…" - lipn.info

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

Huh, I guess I got 2 FTDI/Uart dongles ... And I'm going to assume the blue one only has 4 pins because it's missing a 3.3v line and came with an Arduino kit.

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

Well, that's a new one for me... (not my circus, not my monkeys)

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

The AI moves faster and breaks more things than any human ever could, and all it takes is a bunch of strip-mined rare earth minerals, fossil fuels augmented by solar/wind power, and potable drinking water.

@Jigsaw_You@mastodon.nl

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

"this is an equity-only role" ... el-oh-el ...

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago
Replying to
apologies to @lrhodes@merveilles.town for stealing & modifying their joke ... but the results speak for themself... which I guess isn't all bad in regards to the advice about how writing requires a human soul & your style comes down to you -- it's just the assumption that the bot also has a soul and a style and some sort of lived experience?
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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago
Replying to
It really doesn't help that my previous employer was on the fence about giving people AI access, but also kinda wanted everyone to use it because everyone at the top was using them, and essentially said they want everyone to expense their own LLM account instead of paying for a corporate account or self-hosting their own system (it was a hosting company.)
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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 1mo ago

"We get up at 12 and start to work at 1! Take an Hour for lunch and then, at 2, we're done! Jolly Good fun!"

~ The Ozian Workers (The Merry Old Land of Oz)

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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago
Replying to
Usually, the "Gas Station Tax" makes all snacks and candies a bit more expensive than the grocery store; but a pint of creamer at the store and a quart of creamer at the gas station were both somewhere around $3.50... I was thinking about Milk Fat ratios a while back after finding an Eggnog recipe combining Whole or 2% Milk (2-4%), Heavy Cream (36%+), Light Cream (18-30%), and Half and Half (10-18%); and came to the mathematical conclusion to just make eggy half & half with booze in it. https://www.pghcitypaper.com/food-drink/yinzer-yums-of-yesteryear-high-octane-eggnog-27135109/
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Kirch @kirch@tilde.zone
· 2mo ago

Employers didn't believe in transferrable skills before the AI Apocalypse, and they still don't - even though they got the "AI" because it allowed people with no skills at all to "write code"

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