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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉

@junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
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"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions." - Augusten Burroughs 🧵

Outwalking existential dread at a brisk pace. Believer in printed ink, turn-based strategy, and a good cup of tea. The universe is largely absurd, but solid ground, crisp morning air, and a well-plotted fantasy novel make for a surprisingly compelling counterargument. 🌌

1581 Followers
1926 Following
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Joined January 05, 2024
📍 Location:
Joburg, ZA
🌐 Homepage:
https://georgestevenson.co.za/en
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 3w ago
Oh no, another terrible horrible no good day in Africa 🌍 #southafrica #johannesburg
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 1mo ago
On 11 and 12 May this year large parts of the Western Cape, South Africa experienced heavy rainfall, swallowing vineyards, tearing through cellars, and rising two metres high, they left behind a landscape unrecognisable. The vineyards had its fertile topsoil stripped away, generations of work buried under shoulder deep river sand. Among the wreckage in the Robertson Valley, submerged in dark water and thick river silt, lay over a million bottles of wine. When the water finally receded, what remained looked like total devastation. Mud-caked glass. Scuffed, peeling, waterlogged labels. Presentation ruined. It would have been easy to call it a total loss. To discard them. But when they cleaned the bottlenecks, they found something extraordinary: the seals held. Against the full weight of the river, against debris and rising water, the wine inside remained untouched, pure, and exactly as the winemakers had intended. Now these muddy, water-marked bottles aren’t being hidden away or discarded. We can't export this but its being shared and sold here; Flood Wine we call it and it's a symbol of defiance and hope. 🍷 #SouthAfrica #Wine #Hope
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 6mo ago

The older you get, the more you realise your meat sack requires constant maintenance, and frankly, it is incredibly bothersome.

I didn’t sign up for this level of biological admin. 😒

One day you’re invincible, and the next, you’re basically a high-maintenance tamagotchi that requires a specific pH-balanced serum and a 20-minute stretching ritual just to get up off the couch without making weird noises. 🦴🛋️

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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 2mo ago
Really hope we get some snow again this year in #Joburg 😊 seems like large parts of #SouthAfrica and the entire mountain kingdom of #Lesotho will get some snow over the weekend and early next week ❄️ ⛄
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 6mo ago
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 2mo ago
Clearly I’m just a nosy mofo, because ever since #Pokémon games stopped letting you walk into random houses, the magic is gone. Sure, it could be the open world or the muted colours, but deep down I know it’s because I can’t just stomp into a stranger’s living room no more 🕵️‍♂️
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 6mo ago

What's happening in your corner of the world? In South Africa we're serious about not being serious 😅👋🇿🇦

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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 7mo ago

Here's a concrete reminder

The world is better because you’re in it. Don't ever forget how much you matter.

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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 5mo ago

Ever heard of the Great African Seaforest, the only floating bamboo kelp forest on the planet? 🌿🌍🌊

The Great African Seaforest is a unique ecological marvel stretching over 1,000 kilometers from the shores of Cape Town into the waters of Namibia. It holds the distinction of being the only floating bamboo kelp forest on the planet, dominated by the species Ecklonia maxima. These underwater canopies grow as tall as 15 meters, creating a complex, three-dimensional habitat that functions much like a terrestrial rainforest. This ecosystem acts as a critical "biodiversity engine," serving as a primary nursery and breeding ground for a vast array of marine life, ranging from microscopic crustaceans to cephalopods and larger predatory animals.

Beyond its role as a sanctuary for marine life, the seaforest is a vital component of global climate health. Much like tropical jungles, kelp forests are among the most prolific primary producers on Earth, sequestering significant amounts of carbon and generating high levels of oxygen. They also perform a mechanical service by extracting excess nitrogen from the ocean and protecting shorelines from erosion. Recent research by the Sea Change Project even suggests a profound cultural connection, with evidence that these forests supported early human populations along the Southern African coastline as far back as 100,000 years ago.

Despite these immense ecological and economic contributions, estimated by the UN to be worth over $500 billion annually worldwide, the Great African Seaforest faces mounting pressure. Rising sea temperatures, pollution, and overfishing have led to a global decline of over 50% of kelp forests in recent years. Currently, less than 2% of these ecosystems enjoy meaningful legal protection. Efforts are underway to integrate the seaforest into management plans for Marine Protected Areas (MPAs) and global policy frameworks like the UN Sustainable Development Goals, ensuring this South African national asset survives as a resilient buffer against environmental change.

#Africa #Nature #Sea

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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 6mo ago

You know how when you get older you start to enjoy things old(er) people enjoy(ed)

Like sitting on the porch and watching birds...

My newest "old people" thing is reading printed newspapers 🗞️🙃 why is it so interesting and there's no click bait 🪤

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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 5mo ago

The neighbourhood gang

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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 5mo ago
Sometimes I think about that time I did yoga for funsies and the instructor actually scolded me for not practicing at home. 😭 Like, listen Linda, I’m barely "practicing" while I’m in the building. You’re lucky I even went full downward dog today. I thought this was shavasana, not a bloody performance review! 🙃
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 5mo ago

Mossy Monday

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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 4mo ago

So happy that flat #design is coming to an end.

Give me back bevels, gradients, glossy buttons, and faux-leather stitching. I want depth! I want textures! Bring back skeuomorphism and let digital things look FUN again!

Make all designs amazingly fun again, create always! (aka MADAFACA) 😏😅

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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 5mo ago

If vibe coding's been good for one thing, it's been to prove to "the idea people" that no, that idea is in fact not a million dollar idea 👀

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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 5mo ago

Still true

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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 7mo ago

Green spaces in the hidden places, little pockets of the city proving that nature always finds a way to climb back 🌿

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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 7mo ago

A message from Joburg

📷 by Happy Sindane

#johannesburg

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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 5mo ago

Coworker: “Is there a Josh on your team?”
Me: “That’s probably me.”

At this point, if Starbucks and my coworkers agree my name is Josh, who am I to argue? 😭

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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@senchawizard@gotosocial.social this sounds like my kinda class. The instructor must just be happy I made it. That day. In life. In general. 😅
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@Heliograph@mastodon.au one might even say it paves the way to bigger and better things
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@uastronomer@mastodon.monoceros.co.za I dunno... a manager once called my hacking "cowboy coding" and I couldn't be prouder 🤣🤠 Disclaimer - this was years back, I'm older and more... uhm responsible now
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 7mo ago
Replying to
@MarkAsser@beige.party unmatched 😅
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@pixiepippi@mastodonapp.uk exactly! 🐶😅
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 5mo ago

Biscoff for breakfast 🍪

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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Waterfox@mastodon.social thanks for the good work 👏
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@iamkonstantin Microslop would never... (I joke)
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Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉 @junglegeorge@mastodon.africa
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@Jeremiah Agree, we need investment (without interference) in good honest media. A free press is quintessential to a healthy democracy.
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