Jungle George 🌬️🍃🐉
"I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions." - Augusten Burroughs 🧵
Outwalking existential dread at a brisk pace. Believer in printed ink, turn-based strategy, and a good cup of tea. The universe is largely absurd, but solid ground, crisp morning air, and a well-plotted fantasy novel make for a surprisingly compelling counterargument. 🌌
The older you get, the more you realise your meat sack requires constant maintenance, and frankly, it is incredibly bothersome.
I didn’t sign up for this level of biological admin. 😒
One day you’re invincible, and the next, you’re basically a high-maintenance tamagotchi that requires a specific pH-balanced serum and a 20-minute stretching ritual just to get up off the couch without making weird noises. 🦴🛋️
What's happening in your corner of the world? In South Africa we're serious about not being serious 😅👋🇿🇦
Here's a concrete reminder
The world is better because you’re in it. Don't ever forget how much you matter.
Ever heard of the Great African Seaforest, the only floating bamboo kelp forest on the planet? 🌿🌍🌊
The Great African Seaforest is a unique ecological marvel stretching over 1,000 kilometers from the shores of Cape Town into the waters of Namibia. It holds the distinction of being the only floating bamboo kelp forest on the planet, dominated by the species Ecklonia maxima. These underwater canopies grow as tall as 15 meters, creating a complex, three-dimensional habitat that functions much like a terrestrial rainforest. This ecosystem acts as a critical "biodiversity engine," serving as a primary nursery and breeding ground for a vast array of marine life, ranging from microscopic crustaceans to cephalopods and larger predatory animals.
Beyond its role as a sanctuary for marine life, the seaforest is a vital component of global climate health. Much like tropical jungles, kelp forests are among the most prolific primary producers on Earth, sequestering significant amounts of carbon and generating high levels of oxygen. They also perform a mechanical service by extracting excess nitrogen from the ocean and protecting shorelines from erosion. Recent research by the Sea Change Project even suggests a profound cultural connection, with evidence that these forests supported early human populations along the Southern African coastline as far back as 100,000 years ago.
Despite these immense ecological and economic contributions, estimated by the UN to be worth over $500 billion annually worldwide, the Great African Seaforest faces mounting pressure. Rising sea temperatures, pollution, and overfishing have led to a global decline of over 50% of kelp forests in recent years. Currently, less than 2% of these ecosystems enjoy meaningful legal protection. Efforts are underway to integrate the seaforest into management plans for Marine Protected Areas (MPAs) and global policy frameworks like the UN Sustainable Development Goals, ensuring this South African national asset survives as a resilient buffer against environmental change.
You know how when you get older you start to enjoy things old(er) people enjoy(ed)
Like sitting on the porch and watching birds...
My newest "old people" thing is reading printed newspapers 🗞️🙃 why is it so interesting and there's no click bait 🪤
So happy that flat #design is coming to an end.
Give me back bevels, gradients, glossy buttons, and faux-leather stitching. I want depth! I want textures! Bring back skeuomorphism and let digital things look FUN again!
Make all designs amazingly fun again, create always! (aka MADAFACA) 😏😅
If vibe coding's been good for one thing, it's been to prove to "the idea people" that no, that idea is in fact not a million dollar idea 👀
Green spaces in the hidden places, little pockets of the city proving that nature always finds a way to climb back 🌿
Coworker: “Is there a Josh on your team?”
Me: “That’s probably me.”
At this point, if Starbucks and my coworkers agree my name is Josh, who am I to argue? 😭