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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
case edging and neuron activation posting most of the time.
Kuljen 100% puhtaasti paskapuheella
I don't know who I am so I can't tell you either.
If you imply or say that mastodon is the whole fediverse, i will pröööh at you
Lost in life.
Stuck between terminal and the woods.
My life is tech and depression.
You'd better have some posts before you follow me. Or something on which to base a guess on you personality and stuff. I will most likely @ you something semi silly after follow request if you haven't interacted with me in anyway.
I don't know much about anything nor do I think that much.
Probably mostly lighthearted non serious posting with occasional complaining about life sprinkled in the mix.
also probably shite without content warning and image descriptions from time to time. I'll try to be decent.
En haluu kuolla, en haluu tappaa
En haluu ottaa osaa tähän vitun paskaan
okay, you've read this far? I'm some sort of gamer blob from binlan. bit techy, in the quick and dirty way. errrrr, fuck. i really don't know who I am.
voiko näillä vitun korteilla edes voittaa
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine.
case edging and neuron activation posting most of the time.
Kuljen 100% puhtaasti paskapuheella
I don't know who I am so I can't tell you either.
If you imply or say that mastodon is the whole fediverse, i will pröööh at you
Lost in life.
Stuck between terminal and the woods.
My life is tech and depression.
You'd better have some posts before you follow me. Or something on which to base a guess on you personality and stuff. I will most likely @ you something semi silly after follow request if you haven't interacted with me in anyway.
I don't know much about anything nor do I think that much.
Probably mostly lighthearted non serious posting with occasional complaining about life sprinkled in the mix.
also probably shite without content warning and image descriptions from time to time. I'll try to be decent.
En haluu kuolla, en haluu tappaa
En haluu ottaa osaa tähän vitun paskaan
okay, you've read this far? I'm some sort of gamer blob from binlan. bit techy, in the quick and dirty way. errrrr, fuck. i really don't know who I am.
voiko näillä vitun korteilla edes voittaa
xbox log off
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Joined March 24, 2022
languages:
Finnish and English
pronouns:
my native doesn't have gendered pronouns. I will mess up but it's not intentional. I don't care much for my own pronouns either. he/they/it/hän/se/tää
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age:
born in late 1900's
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Boosted by @snacks@netzsphaere.xyz
Gaming is at its best when it's all about the game.
I just lost it
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what if we were both self-propelled artillery vehicles and shared a fire mission :3 ?
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Against my own rules, I'm here on my phone.
But it's my vacation trip and I do what i want :DDdD
I ended up leaving around 18:30.
Walked bit over 8km. My gps trace is squigly as all hell. I would have been so lost without my phone.
Should have packed more water. I'm hydrated and all but there isn't much water left. For another similar evening maybe. I got those tablets and cheap filter straw as backups. I've boiled some of the lake water but it's already looking like piss.
The biggest mistske thus far was not realising things stay wet after rain. What too many years in the city does to a person...
I was completely drenched after 2 hours of walking. Especially my boots.
Luckily it hasn't been too cold so being wet hasn't been miserable or dangerous.
I hope my gear is dry by tomorrow tho.
Tomorrows forecast says it's gonna rain the whole day so I guess I'll put on the rubber boots from the get go and have rain poncho at the ready.
I think I'm gonna walk to lempäälä or valkeakoski and hop on a train or bus back home.
This nights lodging is better thani could have imagined. Alsmot a full ass cabin. This sort of two lean to shelters against each other and fire place in the middle. I even managed to get my hammock steup in here. I should have decent sleep.
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it was on proper sale so i bought this goofy ahh mouse
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For pride month /home/ has been renamed to /homo/
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Inuits: have 20 words for snow
Finns: have 20 words for beer

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@snailkane@piipitin.fi @sainigma@mastodontti.fi
No höh
Tietenkään ei voi elinikä oppia jos ei oo tätä paperia minkä mä sanon et tarvii olla
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minor physical injury
stepped on this thing. like proper stepped on.
the nails went all the way in.
ow.
clean wounds tho. almost no blood.
need to walk more barefoot. Not in few days tho.
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the prestigious debating chamber.
Would you even go so far as to say master debating chamber?
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My tablet was getting laggy and glitchy to the point I was considering getting a new one.
I checked the uptime by chance. It was 1125 days.
I hope reboot saves me from getting a new home for a while.
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@eal@shinonome.technology @newt@stereophonic.space
well. some machine translation said that's "apartment". I agree.
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how neighbours teen is dealing with queer phobia
'Kay. So imma retell a story I heard on midsummer eve.
Neighbour teen changed their gender nautral name to another gender neutral one. Some other kid started calling them by some boys name. Their dad joined in too. It took the kid and dad weeks to figure out that the neighbour might not be transmfem and then they switched to another name. When that wasn't accurately bigoted either they switched to compounding these made up names.
The teen was innocent enough not to see reason for the name calling. But obviously doesn't like it.
So to get back at the name caller they drew the dad pregnant next to trump in Japanese school girl sailors type uniform.
I absolutely howled at this. I hope they didn't get the wrong message.
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Oh riiiiighhhgghhtt!
I have been having too much caffeine and today I've had none
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Neural interface which let's me make typos at the speed of light
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@Janne6nen@mementomori.social @henrik@eliitin-some.fi
Mjoo. Ehkä ne laskee sen varaan että ketään ei kiinnosta niin kauan kun tavaraa ei liiku koko jumppakassilista kerralla.
Mietin vaan että oletettavasti siitä säkölukosta jää jonnekin lokiin jälki että koska on liikuttu ja mitä ovia availtu. Erityisesti jos kortti on omalla nimellä niin luulis olevan ihan käyttis todistusaineistoa.
Vois toivoo että pukkarissa ei ois kameroita, mutta siäänköynneillä voi hyvinkin olla. Sit ku on lukiosta ajat nii on helpompi kaivaa tallenteita että minkä näköstä porukkaa on käynyt.
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if this tofu won't work out, i'll be renouncing taste and texture and eating plain porridge and protein powder.
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@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz
I'm just more amazed how i manage to do it by accident.
Or maybe the tagging counts as non empty.
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I'm still amazed that they have grown this much in about a month.
with the power of being able to lift and move objects i don't have to show the view from my balcony
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re: minor physical injury
@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz
Jagged edges are nasty.
I sometime step on mostly eaten bones that are like caltrops. They rarery penetrate the skin but hurt like motherfucker
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Oh no
OH NO!
I want to play league. Alistar to be specific.
Send help!
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re: too much info. piss
@snacks@netzsphaere.xyz
Yeah sounds plausible and makes sense
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feeling strong and powerful feels nice
Wow who could have believed such a thing
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@Janne6nen@mementomori.social @henrik@eliitin-some.fi
Mielenkiintosta.
Miten ne kaappien lukot toimii ja miten salille pääsee sisään?
Luulis et tällänen videovalvottu ja sähkölukotettu maastokätkö ei olis mitenkään paras kiinni jäämisen kannalta.
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how do i post empty statuses by accident and then when i wanna do it on purpose cant do it
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This might be the last. Next one would have the inner courtyard in background.
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too much info. piss
Just pissed on my feet by accident
While sitting down
With flaccid penis
360 no scope trick shot?
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I feel like I can hear them growing!
I think they might have liked being raised and the extra light that comes with it.
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@lebronjames75@shitposter.world @hj@shigusegubu.club
Megaton, the one where there is the unexolded bomb in the middle
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did you know what mullvad is a political company
Mullvad is a political company fighting for free speech, free information and privacy, with two equal co-founders, co-owners and co-CEOs who fundamentally disagree on many issues. Daniel's donation to a political party is private and not part of Mullvad's mission. We protect the right to express and access views we disagree with. We welcome anyone sharing these core values, whatever their other opinions. We are happy to refund others who don't, where we can.
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@eal@shinonome.technology @newt@stereophonic.space
the benefits of not living in a mansion
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When words fail, it is time to deploy softer measures
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TVs are really good at blocking 5GHz WiFi, huh?
Signal strength it at 50% even though the device is like 3m away from the AP and only thing blocking line of sight is the tv
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@henrik@eliitin-some.fi
Kai tää on kuntosalifirmoille vaan plussaa? Tai sama kai se niille on että käyökö sie salilla vai ei ja jos käy nii kaivaaks sie vaan nenäänsä? Jos ei käytä laitteita niin ne vaatii ehkä aavistuksen vähemmän ylläpitoo.
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