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kitty will eat the not kidney food. won't eat the kidney food. last kitty died from not eating. going to kill myself from kitties and eating

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co BTW I always thought it was Ollie and not Ali

@Inginsub@clubcyberia.co 'my code isnt broken, its a compiler bug'. working on various game consoles had a plethora of compiler bugs that would pop up at rhe least opportune times

@deprecated_ii@poa.st @Spooke@detroitriotcity.com @Dudebro@nicecrew.digital using a lot of Rider's autocomplete features for a few years actually made my brain rot. I had to develop on my laptop for a few months and couldn't use the expensive IDE features (due to old hot laptop syndrome) and it took a while to adjust. I can see how people get completely dependent upon the IDE

@binkle@clubcyberia.co no joke a relative had a GORF arcade machine back when I was growing up. it was the bee's knees

KJU is the only leader working to save the world from drowning in AI Slop

A new super hero who murders anyone using AI for coding

@Dudebro@nicecrew.digital @deprecated_ii@poa.st programming tests have been pretty standard in the game industry for decades. often you would have to do a timed test before a phone screen and another 1+ hour programming test with a live chat thing after a phone screen all before having an in-person. with AI slop readily available, the questions would have to be much less generic though. in-person testing isn't terribly viable because you have to tend to go all over the country for most of these jobs (that no longer really exist, but used to).

Hiring Scooby Doo and Fred to find the electrician who daisy chained outlets to the same GFI that are 50 feet apart

@bartholin@fops.cloud nice check emoji

We need to genetically modify humans to have a cloaca. Imagine how much more efficiently bathrooms can be designed if all humans only had one exit hole. Added bonus: less holes = more waterproof.

My grandfather used to have a 2 inch toilet seat height extender because his balls would dip in the toilet water while pooping. In his later years that increased to an extra 6 inches above the seat.

I hope this is a hereditary trait

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co @binkle@clubcyberia.co there are some hotdogs that are actually made from beef or pork and not the slop slime

@lina@eientei.org why am I the chosen one?

Ah fug I think I just volunteered to now my parents lawn

Had to rid a goldenrod bed of a sneezeweed infestation. When young they're a little tricky to tell apart. The narrower and straighter leaves are sneezeweed. Goldenrod is fatter in the middle but when glancing into a bunch its hard to tell apart. Sneezeweed is allowed to grow other places, it is pretty and attracts butterflies.

observations from running my own weather station for a week:

- a three foot difference in sensor placement results in +/- 5 degrees (F) in readings and +/- 10% humidity
-piezo wind readings are erratic but seem fairly accurate
-piezo rain needs calibrated. i'm off ~half an inch from nearby stations from last night

i need to buy more tools to validate my tools which are measuring weather

Brave's search AI is showing credits for who gave an answer. Thanks Canada Dick Clinic.

this was a real captcha and I don't know if i am real

@Junes@clubcyberia.co thank you, i just posed slop i made without better quality big pigs

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co spider friends are the best friends..although some bees make a close contender. i am very partial to my carpenter bees who have been destroying my shed. they pretty much stick to just one support column, but they've been in the same one for over 5 years now and the second winter is over they come right back out.

@bara@clubcyberia.co is this a real Ben Garrison or is it AI generated?

FYI, peanuts are one of the more fertilizer intensive crops:

>fertility research suggests requirements for peanuts, per 1,000 pounds of yield are: nitrogen, 70 pounds per acre; phosphorus, 8 (18 pounds of P205 per acre); potassium, 24 (29 pounds of K20 per acre); calcium, 21; magnesium 9; and sulfur 5 to 6.

Likely to be big peanut shortages in 6 months, combining fertilizer issues with el nino

TIL

I didn't get to harvest this oregano plant last summer before it seeded. I now have an entire 4' x 4' raised bed of oregano. It spread to the next bed over which now has 2 new large oregano plants. There are 2 other plants that have popped up outside the beds this year as well.

I guess I'm an oregano farmer now.

@lina@eientei.org kitty left and demanded the bathtub faucet turned on

gonna hook up my DVD player and watch fight club later

i ended up with this working from low quality big pig and mona lisa images. it was a bad idea

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co it's plugged in and for whatever reason reports battery as 0

@deprecated_ii@poa.st I haven't touched rust, but my impression of it is that its made for people on the left side of the bell curve

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co @rosey@nekomimi.pics in the US, the post office literally makes like $15 billion/year delivering spam mail no one wants. there are probably deals with free email providers to let certain amounts/types of spam through, kind of like how ad-blocking browsers and plugins by default don't block certain ads (because of revenue)

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co what kind are they? I can't tell. I had a small cellar spider return to my kitchen sink soap dispenser area. not sure where my shower spider went to...probably got hungry and went to eat some other spiders.

Kitty was sitting two feet away when I saw it. Amazed she didn't eat the spider like she normally does

@Spooke@detroitriotcity.com @Dudebro@nicecrew.digital @deprecated_ii@poa.st you'd be surprised how many people struggle with basic programming syntax when it comes to writing psuedo code on a whiteboard during an in-person interview. I know interviews can be flustering and writing in a whiteboard is something most normal people never do, but some people are helpless without an IDE's autocomplete

it gonna rain

*types crotch rapidly*

>I'm in

does someone have original big pig unedited for me to cut out and put in something else? doomscrolling @Junes@clubcyberia.co right now to look for a decent option

>open steam on friday night
>150+ games
>bored

about to get up, 17 year old kitty jumps on my lap. now i can't move

how much could a chuck if a could chuck ?

Kitty didn't finish lunch so I uncovered her and brought it to her. She didn't even move and ate it from there.

i just updated my SVN repositories (plural) because I can't fucking get the fucking Thunar rabbitvcs plugins to work again

i'm about to cum with my weather station

@Spooke@detroitriotcity.com @Dudebro@nicecrew.digital @deprecated_ii@poa.st I think a good way to torture the zoomer job applicants is to give them a programming test, but don't let them use a computer. Make them write the code on a piece of paper with a pencil.

@creamqueen@clubcyberia.co @binkle@clubcyberia.co i'd rather eat crickets than the cheap mass produced hotdogs. that is just pink slime from leftover "meat" in the cheapest possible casing