Joseph Kohlmann
He / him · #Manhattan #NYC · Staff software engineer · Design+eng, #HCI, #DesignSystems, listening, empathy, #house #music, video #gaming, #photography, #cat photos, Black feminism, #BlackLivesMatter, trans rights, Palestinian liberation, antiwhiteness, broken systems, rank-and-file labor organizing @ Times Tech Guild, NewsGuild of NY. My profile is searchable. Blogs @ https://marginally.ghost.io
NYC is still a little bit magical, which is how I know I belong here
Ride the train
Ride the train
Ride the train
Ride the train
Super deluxe fit
Super shuttle trip
Super weekend break
Super move to make
Sherlock super sleuth
Super channel news
Future super race
Super heavy weight
Super sexy stars
Superficial farce
Superceding all
Super 4 point 4
Super 2 point 2
Super me and you
On a super charge
Living super fast
Really fucking sick of this sack of shit and his pack of Nazis https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/07/trump-orders-tariff-solar-panels-microchips-manufacturing-ingredient
Fuck, and I cannot emphasize this enough, YEAH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BD7l3x-BYM&list=OLAK5uy_ln0FUGlGrkWSEKdq1sbpcdO98KFcKUIxo&index=3
Do whatever it takes to play SSX 3 at least once, and preferably for hundreds of hours, in your life
Apropos of some truly braindead posting: never go full lib or full boomer on the internet. Have some dignity!!!
Accepting that I’m thankfully safe, it’s wild how fucking awful the current epoch is, for fuck’s sake
“Our monkeys on typewriters keep committing crimes!!!” https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/976948/openai-astra-model-pause-critical-cyber-capabilities
Recently completed some landscape photo edits with two different lenses, one of which didn’t have a matching DxO module. The module-less edits are good, but the edits with camera and lens module corrections, especially Lens Sharpness Optimization, are outstanding.
A team I work with all the time is hiring a senior software engineer to work on the New York Times web platform: https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/thenewyorktimes/jobs/4722061005
Also, like mine, this role is in the @NYTGuildTech@union.place union! ✊
Fluke absolutely fucking rips https://youtube.com/watch?v=pmycOyxPYbo&list=OLAK5uy_m8aUULJT04ddWkcfjY769yDwBqFxz2Jgo&index=1
