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Joseph Kohlmann

@jkohlmann@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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He / him · #Manhattan #NYC · Staff software engineer · Design+eng, #HCI, #DesignSystems, listening, empathy, #house #music, video #gaming, #photography, #cat photos, Black feminism, #BlackLivesMatter, trans rights, Palestinian liberation, antiwhiteness, broken systems, rank-and-file labor organizing @ Times Tech Guild, NewsGuild of NY. My profile is searchable. Blogs @ https://marginally.ghost.io

1654 Followers
2339 Following
29 Posts
Joined March 21, 2018
Website:
https://kohlmannj.com
Photography:
https://www.flickr.com/photos/kohlmannj/albums/
Gameplay Videos:
https://www.youtube.com/@kohlmannj
Times Tech Guild:
https://union.place/@NYTGuildTech
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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
The sunk cost fallacy keeping millions of people on multiple websites that directly pay Nazis is one of the darkest fucking marks of the current epoch. https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/meta-caught-paying-nazis-to-post-on-facebook
Meta Caught Paying Nazis to Post on Facebook
Futurism

Meta Caught Paying Nazis to Post on Facebook

An investigation found that Meta has been paying prominent neo-Nazi accounts to post on Facebook through its invite-only monetization program.

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

RIP to #DollyParton, who by all accounts was an absolute model celebrity and citizen.

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

NYC is still a little bit magical, which is how I know I belong here

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

Ride the train

Ride the train

Ride the train

Ride the train

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com (Also fuck Microsoft; sighhh)
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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com Hell yeah, the soundtrack and its implementation are iconic IMO
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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@beep@follow.ethanmarcotte.com There’s an emulated re-release on Xbox; from there, you’re left to your own devices 😵‍💫
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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Super deluxe fit
Super shuttle trip
Super weekend break
Super move to make
Sherlock super sleuth
Super channel news
Future super race
Super heavy weight

Super sexy stars
Superficial farce
Superceding all
Super 4 point 4
Super 2 point 2
Super me and you
On a super charge
Living super fast

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Really fucking sick of this sack of shit and his pack of Nazis https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/aug/07/trump-orders-tariff-solar-panels-microchips-manufacturing-ingredient

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago
Replying to
@mattblaze@federate.social Turns out it probably also coincides with *checks notes* meaningful independence from industry 🫠
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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
Replying to
Thank you everyone who’s re-posted (and hopefully signed!) this letter — it means a lot 😢✊
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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Fuck, and I cannot emphasize this enough, YEAH https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BD7l3x-BYM&list=OLAK5uy_ln0FUGlGrkWSEKdq1sbpcdO98KFcKUIxo&index=3

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 38mo ago
Replying to
@jbf1755@mastodon.social It’s this nonsense right here: https://twitter.com/EyesOnTheRight/status/1691290614531325953
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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 46mo ago
Replying to
@kashhill@mastodon.social One imagines they’re so forthright because they believe this is a reasonable and justified application of the technology, which is nearly its own story
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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 47mo ago
Replying to
@PavelASamsonov@mastodon.social Lmfaooo
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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@raika_amaris 😻🥰🥐
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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
Replying to

@shantini 1. Yes, reclaim it 2. Better a reclaimed 10× engineer than a 100× tech debt creator

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Do whatever it takes to play SSX 3 at least once, and preferably for hundreds of hours, in your life

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Apropos of some truly braindead posting: never go full lib or full boomer on the internet. Have some dignity!!!

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Accepting that I’m thankfully safe, it’s wild how fucking awful the current epoch is, for fuck’s sake

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

“Our monkeys on typewriters keep committing crimes!!!” https://www.theverge.com/ai-artificial-intelligence/976948/openai-astra-model-pause-critical-cyber-capabilities

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

S A R O S

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

Recently completed some landscape photo edits with two different lenses, one of which didn’t have a matching DxO module. The module-less edits are good, but the edits with camera and lens module corrections, especially Lens Sharpness Optimization, are outstanding.

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

RE: @jkohlmann@mastodon.social

All-time incredible opening track

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

Currently a ball of neuroses

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

A team I work with all the time is hiring a senior software engineer to work on the New York Times web platform: https://job-boards.greenhouse.io/thenewyorktimes/jobs/4722061005

Also, like mine, this role is in the @NYTGuildTech@union.place union! ✊

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

Fluke absolutely fucking rips https://youtube.com/watch?v=pmycOyxPYbo&list=OLAK5uy_m8aUULJT04ddWkcfjY769yDwBqFxz2Jgo&index=1

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Joseph Kohlmann @jkohlmann@mastodon.social
· 1mo ago

Big Platinum on #BigWalk was extremely satisfying

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