My grandpa kept trying to play Garth Brooks from our media server and I won't let him. I have a strict policy of no country for old men.
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@infernusgoatus@kvlt.zone
mastodon 4.7.3Used to be @infernusgoatus@radical.town and @infernusgoatus@jorts.horse, now co-admin of kvlt.zone.
I'm a chill, queer, anti-capitalist.
I fix computers for a living and like dead things, earthy things, and things you can create with your hands. I dabble in a lot of stuff.
Yes you can take the googly eyes emojis, please feel free!
I don't boost selfies because it feels weird, but I'm contractually obligated to boost pet photos.
18+, they don't even let me out in public
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Joined December 11, 2021
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*approaching a New York couple* sooooo which one of you is the Yankee and which one is the Yanker?
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@robinhood@yiff.life the live crabs were probably pretty happy about that development too.
Fucked up trying to vote and now I'm stuck at the local pollen station.
Got confused and wound up at the dick snacking factory.
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@funkula@goblin.camp a recent collection of the idiot and Wraith (hope everything goes well!!)
You're telling me an Ann chovied this pizza??
I'll accept $1 million in exchange for never posting again.
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@nsmckinnon@laserdisc.party @MagicIsTheCause@laserdisc.party the second one is the closest, it's usually "guh-ZAHNG-uhs"
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@senj@surf.cyberspace.club imagine being excited to eat at a fucking Chipotle in *Texas*.
Happy 180th anniversary of the Donner party setting out on their trip.
A benefit of watching The Expanse is more of @radicalrobit@laserdisc.party's posts make sense.
Nude York City
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@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style "I don't want you to be a chris, in fact, I think that would probably do you harm." I can't believe I agree with this person.
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@forestine that Pink Panther knows what is in the soul of mankind, and he is displeased.
Folks have tried to argue against it, but it's a sissy fee in tax.
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@radicalrobit@laserdisc.party @wicche@kvlt.zone I really dig that every character who sticks around for more than a handful of episodes gets an arc, honestly. It's great storycraft.
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@batterpunts@mastodon.social @finn@surfin.dog @beanclock@jorts.horse @breakfastgolem@goblin.camp it's gonna go fast and furious
Oh uhhhh I guess Shudder picked up The Terror and made a new season of it?
Okay.
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@radicalrobit $80 billion in total losses since 2020, hell yeah sounds super-sustainable!
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@whiskeysailor@reefahoy.boats @senj@surf.cyberspace.club I asked ChatGPT whether it was possible and it said yes, so what gives??
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Milky Millenial MILFs milling millet.
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@checkervest@laserdisc.party happy birthday!!! I'm gonna watch some pro wrestling tonight and enjoy some time with wicche.
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@jackdaw_ruiz@normal.style "no friend of mine (which I DEFINITELY have, REAL friends made of FLESH and BLOOD) has EVER told me I should take care of myself, how DARE you!"
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@schratze@todon.nl I love how he's upset by the sticky side being on his tongue and yet he keeps putting it in his mouth.
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@nash@labyrinth.social computer taster like ah mm a finely aged Pentium, perhaps ... second gen?
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@hex Company of Wolves is a fairytale anthology-esque so it may not be everyone's cuppa, but I really dug the surrealness. Frewaka is more overtly horror in a The Fae Is Gonna Fuck You Up way.
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@hex well I was GONNA say Wicker Man (1973) but I GUESS I'll say instead:
- Legend (1985) (try to find the director's cut specifically)
- Labyrinth (1986)
- Something Wicked This Way Comes (1983) (bit of a stretch maybe but has good "the fae bleeding into the real world" vibes)
- The Ritual (2017)
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@hex I know it's a typo but my brain immediately saw that and went, "Ah yes the Ewok version."
Anyway, a few others that I'm just plucking off my Letterboxd:
Frewaka (2024)
The Green Knight (2021) (yeah yeah it's Arthurian but STILL)
Princess Mononoke (1997)
The Company of Wolves (1984)
Would you dip the toast in milk?
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@kate@shrike.club "another living thing that shares this planet with me? 🥱" deranged behavior imo