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Breakfastgolem
@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp
hometown 4.5.18+hometown-1.2.1Been here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.
I don't accept follow requests from mastodon.social. Find a better instance.
Many people are saying things about me:
"i'm going to kill you" - Sam Aleums
"cram it, square!" - Louisa
"I'm gonna kill you with a rocket launcher" - also Louisa
"don't you dare you little shit" - binchicken
see you nutmeats in hell
280 Followers
281 Following
50 Posts
Joined November 21, 2022
Pronouns:
he/him/they/them
Oh no I somehow got handsomeware on my computer
It keeps telling me I'm handsome
Johnson and Johnson's Bizarre Adventure
To make lemonade, you must first milk a lemon
Submitting a bug report to Mastodon
“Bi so curious?” - The Sex Joker
Young, dumb, fridge full of plums
Pinhead: We have such sights to show you.
Me: lol nah im good
It's called yuri cause all the characters are yuripean
Replying to
family death - , request for pet photos
Doing the Wenis but feeling absolutely nothing inside
I'm asking for $50,000 in seed money (so I can buy seeds and throw them at you)
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(I watch as Wick kills 137 heavily-armed bad guys with nothing but a Pokemon card and a gun with only five bullets) Ah but you see, he has worn himself down by now. Surely he cannot simply continue killing people exactly like me.
Darth Grimsby
Oh fun, a new William Osman video! (opens tab to watch)
Oh fun, it's sponsored by Anthropic! (closes tab immediately)
Opening a new bakery called Serving Bundt.
|butts|
Holy shit bro the moon is gibbous as fuck bro
https://www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-silent-nano-install/
Stop using Chrome.
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Big Balls Theory
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(Wick blows up five cars with an M80 before killing the mob boss who was surrounded by 50 blood-crazed Yakuza gangsters; he then falls off a building and runs away with a sword sticking out of his back) Any minute now. He's gonna be too weak to fight back. Just you see.
They Will Kill You was... not good. The action was alright and it was stylish, but the characters were paper-thin and the acting was weirdly amateurish despite big hitters like Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette and Paterson Joseph.
Lots of work next week but the week after I'm off. FH6 comes out on the 19th so I'll be spending a lot of time nyooming around virtual Japan. Can't wait to get my hands on an Opel Manta 400 and hoon it all over the place.
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yes
I broil all of my posts for that nice crispy char.
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@prplecake@gts.prplecake.com @checkervest@laserdisc.party If ANYONE here is having FUN, I swear to god...
Wow, The Critic might actually come back. I really loved the original series.
Consider wobbling
prongs