bart simpson on the fediverse: mastodon’t have a cow man
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Greg the Miller
@gregthemiller@beige.party
mastodon 4.7.3(he/him) bidet and star trek enthusiast. certified cornball.
1145 Followers
381 Following
31 Posts
Joined June 30, 2025
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collage of posts: “I’m getting real close to muting Greg” “greg is the mouth piece of the bidet” “Don’t start with me, GREG” “OMG, GREG. You’re out of the fishing trip” “I can’t believe you Greg” “oh. my. god. GREG! WTH???
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a selfie of a guy with a beard wearing a Mr. Robot white hat, large aviator sunglasses, a brown coat, and a checkered scarf (mimicing Christian Slater) with a crooked grin
bluesky:
gregthemiller.bsky.social
shitposters of the fediverse starter pack:
i love thinking of jokes and then finding out someone else did it 87 years ago in an AOL chatroom
disillusioned is when you do a magic trick during a rap battle
your powers of seduction are no match for my obliviousness
spiderman defeating the bad guy by sneaking into the compound and laying millions of eggs
tgif is short for thursday graphics interchange format. not many people know this
passwords should be like “that’s close enough”
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(throwing the mac and cheese into the trash) this is a linux and cheese household
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kicked out of a wedding just because my pocket square was a slice of cheese
are you telling me this scallion can rap
i would like to go big and go home
they should invent a recliner that catapults you into bed when you fall asleep
bad news. penne pasta is now called nickel pasta
the porn parody is called Project Rail Mary
studying for my eye exam like a good pupil
that’s not very right about now of you, funk soul brother
if MS Paint gets married she should keep her last name
welcome home ants how was your winter break
method shitposting (being unhinged IRL too)
on a road trip frantically eating Froot Loops before i get to the agricultural inspection
gatorade, now with real alligator juice
anyway, here’s stairway to wonderwall
Replying to
@JigmeDatse this popped into my head because i was at a friend’s house on a new device and just kinda remembered their wifi password