Freja
Gay bunny whomst draws rabbits and sometimes sharks!
minors please don't follow or interact with any lewd posts
email: freja@freja.zone
bluesky: @freja.zone
matrix: @freja@freja.zone:freja.zone
EPVPN: 2869 (BUNY)
this account will contain nsfw niche/inappropriate drawings with appropriate CWs sometimes, don't open if not interested
to see my art posts: @freja@freja.zone
me elsewhere: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/freja-tilde/
this one's for all the finnish baking enthusiasts out there
the squeakross universe is a type of parkour civilization, in which payment for goods and services is done in the form of nonograms
i made horse and cow versions of the 🐾 emoji because i felt like it
one nerd designs a funny sticker and orders ten thousand of them. she lives in abundance and pastes them on various things, and then diffuses them out through the ever present network of sticker boxes at various nerd events.
another nerd spots a single one of these funny stickers in one of those sticker boxes, and takes it home. she cherishes it among her most prized possessions, because she likes the sticker and it's the only one of its kind that she has.
pro tip: make your software cute and furry and use "uwu" in order to ward off the evil spirits who get pissy about that sort of thing on online forums
i can't BELIEVE that just happened??? this is really fucked up. no i'm not going to say what happened you're gonna have to do some detective work
some days i wake up with the hormones that make me need to be a comforting mommy to an insecure baby trans (+ age gap and size difference), who also gets to feel me up and sleep in my bed tonight.
which could mean nothing,
seeing people spread the "nintendo can tell when you're horny" meme and people going "erm i think this is actually fake, i don't think it's likely that nintendo would actually detect if you're horny" underneath it every single time
in the past week, i've seen two separate cases where a screenshot of a webpage makes the rounds and causes "WTF this is real???" reactions, where it would have been incredibly easy for anyone to just go look at the website itself and find out that the screenshot was faked
all the prime numbers i've ever tested for parity are even
people need to be more specific when talking about "ultraprocessed foods". so the news says you'll die 50 years earlier or whatever if you eat ultraprocessed foods. sometimes the phrase means unholy concoctions not suitable for human consumption. and sometimes it literally means normal bread. which one is it? wouldn't you like to know
freja quotes out of context: "i wanna grow up to be the 35 year old who some 25 year old who's still figuring herself out gets to feel up"
one case where a song got unironically better by being "kidz bop*-ified": fred come to bed by e-rotic, turned into nörttismurffi by the smurfs (finland).
the kid-friendly smurf lyrics are cheesy, but the original e-rotic lyrics are fucking awful
*not literally kidz bop, but there are many novelty acts doing the same concept in different countries
in 2013, krista siegfrids from finland (swedish speaking) had a lesbian kiss on stage as part of her performance, in a show of support for gay marriage. although as far as i can tell, she's straight, so it was more of a general statement and not a personal one
sometimes i look at my freepbx logs and see all the rejected incoming calls, and i wonder what kind of scam calls i would get if i turned on anonymous calls and answered the phone