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@carnage4life@mas.to “How come all these fascists are so dumb?”, asked the Prince of Fascism.
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@chad@mstdn.ca me turning to the guy who’s been waiting with me in the emergency room after six hours:
“Boy, was that a well-lubricated garage door, or what?”
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@timbray@cosocial.ca @KristopherWells@mastodon.social supporting the hurt industries will be expensive, so it’s time to tax American tech.
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@Zygos@mastodon.social better question, how many of the reported injuries involve cars and when will they do something about that?
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@SarraceniaWilds@sunny.garden @shire_reckoning_west@mastodon.social seems like a plot hole. Literally nobody wants to go down the road to visit the land of weed, craft beer and premium organic produce?
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@GrimmReality@beige.party they really are all cartoonishly evil-looking and it’s deeply disturbing that ~30% of the electorate seems to be into that shit.
Ah yes, of course I want Cruella DeVille, Zorg, and The Penguin to rule me, that just seems natural.
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@carnage4life@mas.to local Ferrari owners ask government to do something about all these people speeding around in sports cars.
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@carnage4life@mas.to I guess whether AI can help or not depends on whether the greybeards ever posted their insider knowledge on Stack Overflow or not
Imagine having a trillion dollars, but you’ve never tasted a homegrown tomato.
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@SarraceniaWilds@sunny.garden this must be what Transylvanians eat every day before they leave the house.
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@rasterweb@mastodon.social some are born Giles, some achieve Giles, others have Giles thrust upon them.
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@verge@mastodon.social absolute audacity of putting an LG ad in the feed right after the post about the malware in LGs monitors.
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@puzzled@coales.co @Daveography@yeg.bike what we really need are some very brave cyclists willing to claim the lane with shirts that read “Danielle put me in your car lane”.
But I don’t blame anybody for not wanting to be a human sacrifice.
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@bloody_albatross@chaos.social kitty looks like she’s only putting up with you because you’re neither a mouse, nor a zombie.
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@ClintonAnderson@universeodon.com lol, how could those vicious barriers attack cars like that.
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@verge@mastodon.social it’s kinda weird how the queen of kung fu has morphed into the queen of sci fi, but I’m okay with it.
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@carnage4life@mas.to Pro Tip: don’t give an LLM write access to anything other than its own output file
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@SarraceniaWilds@sunny.garden bring some googly eyes next time. Googly eyes make everything better. 👀
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@georgetakei@universeodon.com people who think she changed her tune because Russia and Iran are allies don’t quite get it.
She changed her tune because she realized Russia is going to lose. Power is all fascists care about. They don’t want to back a loser, and this one finally clued in to what many of us realized after the first week: Ukraine is stronger than Russia.
How fascists could keep picking losers when winning is the only thing they actually care about is an exercise for the reader.
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@carnage4life@mas.to does it really need to give it to Claude to fall prey to a prompt injection attack?
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@Amy@iosdev.space fit people often struggle to comprehend just how *unfit* a person can get, especially when everything about car and office culture is designed to avoid exertion.
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@SarraceniaWilds@sunny.garden nubbin is good. I only ever knew the vulgar names for those.
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@brad262run@mastodon.online just one of the many ways the auto industry is trying to kill me.
I don’t care if Chinese brands wipe the western auto companies off the earth.
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@eefgoes@mastodon.social @evelyn@masto.evelynyap.com yeah, this has been my experience. If your inner tubes keep failing it might actually be something wrong with the tire.
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social nah, this guy hasn’t figured it out.
If he did, he’d start by informing us how *conventional physicists don’t want you to know this simple truth* 😱
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@carnage4life@mas.to you’d have to be dense to see $10 million tanks get wrecked by $500 drones and think $100,000 humanoid bots are the answer.
They might be very effective at subjugating civilians though, who knows?
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social only because it’s still too soon to think of 9/11 eight times a day.
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@SarraceniaWilds@sunny.garden just casually utter “Hey, isn’t the game on?” loud enough for the room to hear.
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@RikerGoogling@mas.to most of them had luxurious mullets until they assimilated locutus.
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@warandpeas@mastodon.social show of hands everybody who thought Officer McSexy was the horse 🙋♂️
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@Daveography@yeg.bike @CTVNews@flipboard.com they would simply be counted as respondents. You saw them twist the forever Canadian petitioners into “people who want a referendum.”
Ignore reality and declare victory anyway is the modern conservative’s solution to any challenge.
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@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social that’s why it’s more moral to use an inkjet printer. At least the squid in an inkjet gets to live.
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@asymco@mastodon.social Nintendo’s doing pretty good.
But of course, they’re trying to compete on unique values rather than simply selling a subsidized gaming PC.
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@verge@mastodon.social so instead of charging higher electricity rates, they’ll just take it out of your taxes.