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Erk709

@erk709@social.linux.pizza
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Occupation: Programmer and Appeaser of the Neuromajority... apparently...

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 10mo ago

90% of people: It's OK that you're not exactly like me.
The other 10%: We can't accommodate people being different.
#audhd #actuallyautistic #neurodivergent #autism

http://talkwards.com/2025/11/29/different/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 7mo ago
If, in computer science (e.g. in a database) you need to create a many-to-many-relationship where the hierarchical order is important, there is ONLY one game in town: Parent-Child. #programming #database #dba #softwareengineering http://talkwards.com/2026/02/28/parent-child-is-the-only-way-to-define-a-hierarchical-relationship-concisely/
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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 6mo ago

"Oh God! You scared me."
"Really? You work with dead bodies all day."
"So if something moves, it's likely a dead body."
"Really? Does that happen often?"
"Did my reaction gave you that impression?"
#humor #zombies

http://talkwards.com/2026/03/14/scarier-than-dead-bodies/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 7mo ago

It's easy to stumble and fall if everything is swept under the rug...
#humor

http://talkwards.com/2026/02/14/stumble-and-fall/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 8mo ago

"Does he really believe those strange and bizarre things?"
"He has a rumor-based reality perception... so, yeah..."
#reality #realitycheck #humor

http://talkwards.com/2026/01/24/rumor-based-reality-perception/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 8mo ago

Why is Trump signing his orders with a Sharpie?
Because they felt the crayon wasn't presidential enough...
#Trump #humor #politics #insanity

http://talkwards.com/2026/01/20/executive-crayon/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 8mo ago

#USA attacking #NATO over #Greenland. You know you've seen this scene before.
#Politics #Humor #FightClub http://youtube.com/shorts/Rc3CFW8o5jw?si=15hl4x0gjPO9-yl5 http://talkwards.com/2026/01/15/the-us-attacking-nato/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 9mo ago

#Conspiracy theory 101:
1. Come up with a #ConspiracyTheory
2. Tell everyone
3. Remember, whenever anyone gets shocked, upset or concerned, it's proof they are in on it!
4. Jump back to #1
#humor #foilHat Non-anonymous #Q (remember #StarTrek? #idiots)

http://talkwards.com/2026/01/10/conspiracy-theory-101/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 9mo ago

So, you feel #Trump is like one of the characters in the #Bible? I agree. He does lie a lot. And isn't there a passage about the #Devil being charming as hell and leading many astray? Yeah, the charm was before the election. Now you're in the domain of the #FatherOfLies.
#politics #humor

http://talkwards.com/2026/01/08/trump-the-father-of-lies/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 9mo ago

I rage with my Danish brothers and sisters. WTAF USA?
#USA #Trump #MAGA #Greenland #Imperialism #US_imperialism #StopTrump

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 9mo ago

Boss: The customer's can't get enough of the new AI-powered customer support system!
Programmer: We're trying to solve the problem.
Boss: But why?
Programmer: It's based off of a sex bot...
#humor #ai

http://talkwards.com/2025/12/27/customer-service-success/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 9mo ago

#NATO expansion according to #Russian #propaganda:
US: Let's expand into Poland!

NATO expansion according to the rest of the world:
#Russia has Georgia for breakfast.
Poland: HELP!

http://talkwards.com/2025/12/20/nato-expansion/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 9mo ago

Two videos where #BrianCox and Cool Worlds talk about the #FermiParadox
#Aliens #ExtraterrestrialIntelligence http://youtube.com/watch?v=dTjgrG2UY30&feature=youtu.be http://talkwards.com/2025/12/13/two-videos-on-the-fermi-paradox/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 10mo ago

"The First Draft of Anything Is Shit" / Hemingway via Samuelson?
#quote #hemingway #writingcommunity #creativewriting #writingandwriters #writinglife

http://talkwards.com/2025/12/04/first-drafts-are-shit/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 10mo ago

Beware of the Sol-3 hallucinators. It is hard to tell when they don't hallucinate.
#humor #aliens

http://talkwards.com/2025/11/15/hallucinators/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 11mo ago

Judging from certain comments from certain citizens of the #US, one might start wondering if this is how Americans view the rest of the world.
#humor #politics #usdefaultism #usexceptionalism

http://talkwards.com/2025/11/08/american-world-view/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 6mo ago

"If you fail to plan, you are planning to fail."
And yet: "No plan survives the first contact with the enemy."
#plan #planning #FailToPlan #PlanningToFail

http://talkwards.com/2026/03/28/planning-to-fail/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 6mo ago

Stuck in #Apple #Spell hell where ungoobleable #Swedish compounds are readily accepted while some really common ones are not... (thank god for #Microsoft #Word) here's how I imagine this was achieved:
Apple: Give us a list of correctly spelled Swedish words.
...
#spelling #language #humor

http://talkwards.com/2026/04/11/swedish-apple-spell/

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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 9mo ago
Replying to
@hellomiakoda r u ok? 🙃Yes, don't grok! It's not grok n'roll...😆
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Erk709 @erk709@social.linux.pizza
· 9mo ago
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@VulcanTourist You may have a different experience than I. Most people are more than willing to figure out things that don't work, and they use about 10% of my energy... the 10% that isn't usually takes the other 90%. So them being few doesn't really make them low impact... I also have this notion that the loudest, most obnoxious people get to represent their whole group (whatever people that group is made of). When it feels like everyone who belongs to this or that group is as bad as the baddest specimens... that could actually be a judgmental view of that group...
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