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Dr. Alissa, Turbo-Nerd
@drliss@toot.lgbt
Clinical child psychologist with an expertise in suicidality in adolescence and a research focus on under-served communities.
FLOSS evangelist.
Lesbian. Trans rights. Anti-racism.
Owner of cats.
One day I will go to space so help me.
She/her, English/français
*This account does not post professional advice*
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Joined September 22, 2023
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Currently receiving a very intense finger bath. #cats #catsofmastodon
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@caroline@chaosfem.tw that's a kid with a future in industrial engineering.
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@sundogplanets@mastodon.social Not enough decisions in my life have been motivated by the question "how can I spend more time around baby goats?" I need to get on that.
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Truly is there any feeling better than being hungry and realizing you have cinnamon rolls in the fridge?
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Some musings on AI:
I'm not a professional SE. I code in the service of solving specific scientific problems or other problems I personally have. But when I fix a bug, or overcome a limitation, all on my own....that feeling is unmatched. Why would I ever use a tool that takes away that sense of accomplishment? I don't want AI to solve my problems. I want to overcome challenges on my own, to build competence on my own, to discover on my own. AI just cheapens things.
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@maxleibman I would guess similarly, with an emphasis on non-falsifiable-ness. It's whatever definition is convenient for selling more NVIDIA GPUs.
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@TheBreadmonkey I am forced to hope that the lens being used is making that course look more narrow than it actually is.
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I offer my cat fresh salmon and she turns up her nose like I am trying to poison her. What a bizarre and picky cat.
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I think it is criminal that my phone spell check doesn't recognize "chucklefuck".
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The #Philadelphia #Flyers are one of only four teams in #NHL history to ever dig ourselves out of a 0-3 playoff hole. I have faith that we're going to do it again. Let's go Flyers!
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@dbattistella@mstdn.ca @gamingonlinux@mastodon.social ahhhh back when the internet was a good place.
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@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io stop, stop, you don't need to sell me on feminism this hard.
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This paper frustrates me. Nothing against the researchers, but if you can find no consistent patterns, the conclusion shouldn't be "the effects are heterogeneous". The conclusion should be "we couldn't find any pattern / effect". Negative results are still significant! It's important to know that Chiari Malformations don't present with a cogent neuropsychological syndrome! Just fucking say that!
https://psycnet.apa.org/record/2027-60062-001
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@annathepiper@mastodon.murkworks.net omg, I remember that episode of MST3K! They made it into a game!?
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Thinking back to high school when writing papers was the bane of my existence, even into college, and now professionally I produce something like at least 75 pages of written material every week. Oh how the turntables.....
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Huge thermos full of delicious coffee? ✅
Blank word document, open to all the possibilities I could ever write? ✅
Motivation to write? ❌
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This paper is right up there with the "how to give a mouse PTSD" talk I went to once. This time, it's "we took eight healthy people and subjected them to so much stress that their blood proceeded to spontaneously clot" (#hyperbole). Read and enjoy.
https://physoc.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdfdirect/10.1113/JP290576
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I'm here to kick ass and drink lemonade and buddy, I am all out of ass.
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I have a whole entire doctorate and yet nothing makes me feel stupider than looking at NYT Connections.
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2 hours until some more playoff hockey! Is it enough the Flyers eliminated bitter rivals the Penguins!? I say NO! The Boston Fleet need to wipe the map! LET'S GET READY FOR SOME HOCKEY!
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It's 109F outside and my central air is doing it's best but it was not made for this. As @WEATHERISHAPPENING@weatherishappening.network , our weather lords are drunk on carbon and we need to repent.
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I need to find a way to break my reddit addiction. The more time I spend on there the worse I feel.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we've got a live one. This is an area of particular expertise for me, as it's what I spent my postdoc on. The way we treat youth, particularly Black and Brown youth, in the school system, at the very best possible interpretation Does Not Help. We are teaching Black and Brown kids that adults do not give a shit about them, and it is contributing to a truly staggering suicide rate. Hats off to these researchers doing this study in Trump's America.
https://assets-eu.researchsquare.com/files/rs-9370524/v1/f6fc418d-5856-462c-9799-b798939f6dc6.pdf?c=1777077922
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So naturally I'm calming myself down with linear algebra.
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RE: https://beige.party/@AaronDavid/116897553067447248
You know what else no one used to ask? Whether the paint on your walls, or your water pipes, had lead. Whether that mercury thermometer needed to be disposed of properly when it broke. We know better now, so we ask more now. This boomer nostalgia bait bullshit is so misguided.
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"Can you feel joy even while feeling deep sadness?" The question posed in my church's sermon this morning in the explicit context of the 4th of July. Yes, our reverend answers.
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My hot take is that OO is the best and most powerful programming paradigm.
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@lzg@mastodon.social I aspire to be whatever kind of cat lies on a comfortable bed napping all day without moving.
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I'm trying to listen to this hockey game but there is a cat on my head and all I can hear is her purring, reverberating down my headphones.
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Why, oh, why do they wait to do the landscaping outside my window until I'm in a meeting? It's honestly homophobic.
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There is nothing I find more annoying, less likely to improve my perception of a brand, and less likely to make me purchase services from a brand, than those goddamn liberty mutual commercials.
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Nothing hurts my feelings more than my cat deciding she actually doesn't want to be in the same room as me when I'm working from home.
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Truly, is there any better feeling than when a cat who normally hates being touched decides to seek you out and demand pets?
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Sitting here like "there's nothing good to watch while I work" meanwhile there's an entire new episode of Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness just sitting there waiting for me! Oh what a fool I've been!
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Once I was a C/C++ girlie, but now I'm all about that Rust and Go. The only constant is change.
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