Remote
soupe du jour
@dogbrained@jorts.horse
mastodon 4.3.0-alpha.3+glitch
𐂯 DOG WITH A BLOG 𐂯
28 / collector of names and ailments (also cool rocks). nature lover. shitposter. sober stoner. mad scientist. dog dad to a 50lb menace. #DogsOfMastodon / ⚧︎ ΘΔ &
💚💚💚
PFP Alt Text: a green Mameshiba edamame bean dog stares straight ahead blankly
HEADER Alt Text: "Despite its off-putting, toothy maw and dead eyes, this little sporeling is oddly affectionate for a fungal mass. It waddles after you with unexpected speed."
141 Followers
165 Following
38 Posts
Joined October 07, 2025
Name(s):
Cleo / Soup / ???
Pronouns:
He/it/they / any&
Puppy Dog:
Clementine -- Old English Sheepdog, 2+ yrs old
PSA:
other people (my headmates) share and may use this account as well. 🔞
flowers are so cool
Open post
10
0
2
0
Open post
going to hit the bong 5,000 times for 5,000 posts
3
0
0
0
Open post
CW: Jared Leto
seeing Jared Leto in the news is flashing me back to high school when it was revealed he slept with underage fans and i was so disgusted i went to my boyfriend at the time about it (because we both loved 30 seconds to mars) and we got into a big disagreement that lead to one of our first "break ups" over this because HE REFUSED TO REPRIMAND A PREDATOR 🤡
1
1
0
0
Open post
sex bot with my deadname requested to follow me....
3
0
0
0
Open post
headmates in tomodachi are fighting and it feels like this
3
0
3
0
Open post
i find it so cool that even Jesus was a furry
4
0
2
0
Open post
one of my favorite trees in the neighborhood was cut down
I'M FUMING 😠😡🤬
2
0
0
0
Open post
weed, marijuana, cannabis, ganja, grass, pot, herb, devil's lettuce, kush, flower, green, bud, nug, mary jane, sticky icky, zaza
2
0
0
0
Open post
Open post
Open post
Replying to
at least i'm gay and he's ugly now <3
0
1
0
0
Open post
when you are the bottom, you must organize the bottom.
0
1
0
0
Open post
if i must be here, then i'm going to have fun
0
0
0
0
Open post
i'm like if a girl was a boy and a boy was a girl
0
0
0
0
Open post
navigating dating apps as a system is such a nightmare
0
0
0
0
Open post
Replying to
oh no he's an invasive species :(((((((((
bad worm
0
1
0
0
Open post
Replying to
why is everything ever happening all over the world at one time
0
0
0
0
Open post
i wish i could be a clubbing orgy slut but alas i have trauma and substance addiction
0
1
0
0
Open post
Open post
0
0
0
0
Open post
i can't believe this came out almost TWO DECADES ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbpGmR1-QM
0
0
0
0
Open post