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Lady Tess of Lasgane

@diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
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Hi, I'm Tess
I'm a 33yr old poor, disabled, autistic, white trans woman living in the UK.

I mainly post puns and silly things. And occasionally: grumbles, quiet musing and physics.

I'm learning to program and hoping to make a game.

I'm also a carer for my wife @FrazzledBrynn@glitterkitten.co.uk

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Joined December 10, 2018
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http://paypal.me/Diffractie
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 2mo ago
The short messages from aircraft (via ACARS) are all unencrypted. That's right, they're sent in plane text.
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago
Boosted by @hypebot@goingdark.social
Who called them fake plants and not fauxliage
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 5mo ago

Shout out to libraries. The original data centres.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 2mo ago
I have raised many a glass to an ocean liner. I'm a notorious shiptoaster.
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 5mo ago

The vampire community really struggles with self-reflection.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 2mo ago
One of my first thoughts when waking up was, and maybe this question has been debated before, "Does Gimli seeing Galadriel as beautiful count as monsterfucking?"
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 1mo ago

RE: @Tess@chatty.frogawampus.co.uk

I am moving over to our own instance, so you can follow me here:

chatty.frogawampus.co.uk

Tess, Reborn: "It's alliiiiive!" - Frogawampus

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 1mo ago

There is no emergency I want to be woken up from sleep for.

So I feel deeply annoyed to have been woken up, disoriented and confused for an alert telling me not to do something dangerous.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago

I knew a farmer who died trying to grow the best chickpeas.

The growers competition awarded them first place, post-hummusly.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago

A decadent dessert is 10x as dent as any other dessert

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 1mo ago

I'll still be on here a little bit, waiting on the new instance to federate properly I think.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 6mo ago

"The binaries" sounds like an insult a genderfluid star trek society would call the enterprise crew.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 5mo ago

The acceleration store called, and they said your "jerk store" is derivative.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 1mo ago

"Is it called a suppository or a repository"

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 5mo ago

I got a Tesco email saying "Introducing our newest member, Plumbert"

And I was like "Who the fuck is Plumbert?"

And it turns out its this horrifying fruit and veg amalgam.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 1mo ago

Technical debt, but for my life.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 6mo ago

I do love how big rocket unites the internet

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 1mo ago

@patricia@normal.style Hell yeahhhhh!

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago

If I die I don't want any of you saying "I hope she is at peace". I want to be an angry wrathful ghost for a bit.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago

Getting paid $2000 a month to masturbate :thinking_fierce:

... its for an AI company who wants you to test their AI audio 🤢

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 5mo ago
It's funny how an umlaut changes pronunciation, you put one over an x and suddenly its pronounced "acceleration"
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago

Me, grabbing some bread at any point in the last 20ish years: "I'll just take a little more bread to honour the dead."

I heard that line far too many times.

#GrimFandango

glitterkitten.co.uk

glitterkitten

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago
Replying to
And now, the day has been long, and hot, and my muscles groan. So I must sleep. Goodnight, much love to you all.
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago
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Thinking back on stuff that's happened just this month there's been stressful conversations, confrontations with family, heatwave prep, had to replace expired fire alarms. Replace boots that had developed huge holes. Purging a moth and mold problem. And so much more cleaning up after a terrible former housemate. [2000s advertisement voice] and much much more! Didn't quite realise how much it's all been till I stopped to think about it
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago

Maxwells equations tell us that a changing E field (estrogen) induces a B field (boobs)

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 5mo ago

Startling brynn with my panicked yelps at the printer.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@jepyang "It's only going to get better" etc, about a thing that even people who like it find it getting worse and worse.
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@xorlou@lgbtqia.space 🫂
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 2mo ago
Replying to
@girlonthenet@mastodon.social I disagree wholeheartedly but you are SO right. This is confusing.
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago

Yes I'm awake, groggy and back on my bullshit

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 5mo ago
Oof it's cramps and headache day today. Anyway good morning everyone
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 2mo ago
of course, in the UK we call it oestro-jam
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago

5 hours awake and I'm still a level of tired I would describe as "debilitating"

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@babe I have a hundred little rants I don't post from seeing people project their own perspective about cars onto other people's personal situations. :ablobcatgrumpy:
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago

Imagine if you could have the loading mechanism of a bolt action rifle as a stim toy.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
Like I get the nausea and abdominal cramping, on top of the aches everywhere. My chest starts to burn too. The sports day thing is I'd always try hard at them because I felt like I had to but the baseline for others was way above my ability. So id overexert and get the above pains.
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@dee@social.treehouse.systems now thats a gorgeous case :D
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago

I've not bought a 99 flake in over a decade and honestly I don't know what the prices are on then now.

When I see a ice-cream van it's like my inner child wants to buy one for me and Brynn but I'm terrified of them suddenly being £5.

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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@andrewt me to myself in any social situation
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@celesteh I remember trying to look up what things were kosher and I realised that any blog claiming a definitive answer was to be ignored. Real "locked by moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate" moment :P
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@Louisa@mastodon.xyz direct link PayPal is fast and doesn't add any fees on gift. Tiny fees via the Kofi but it catches most options and is easier for people.
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@cloudthethings@hachyderm.io anything is always so appreciated thank you so much 💜
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 4mo ago
Replying to
This really feels like why I can never get a 'normal' sleep pattern. The middle of the night just feels so right.
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Akki@toot.lgbt @FrazzledBrynn@glitterkitten.co.uk Yay!
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 5mo ago
Replying to
@Faintdreams@dice.camp oh my god thats even worse
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 6mo ago
Replying to
@sister_ratched@toot.community amazing :D
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Lady Tess of Lasgane @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk
· 1mo ago

@theplaguedoc That sounds very reasonable, look forward to seeing you back around one day ❤️

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