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#monsterdon your honor, I merely set up a murderous double bluff, and killed my wife and her lover in a vat of acid. Classic case of self defense

#monsterdon what a strange movie Normally these things have such mediocre procedural plots that you can predict how it's all going to go from the start But the tycoon stealing the time machine, getting himself killed, the heroes getting the time machine back, then traveling home but they're out of time sync and they have to leave, that was unexpected. Makes you feel like it could have been more

#monsterdon look, your lives are over. Just have sex

#monsterdon lmao FUCK YOU for ending on dyn-o-mite

#monsterdon Jeffrey Combs you sly devil, there you are

#monsterdon he turned into a parade float

#monsterdon he likes being in there, the window is open, the AC is on and he has all his favorite magazines

#monsterdon the head orb glows when he gets horny for murder

#monsterdon lol I hope this scene is why Mark Hamill signed on. I would too

#monsterdon nice to see the evil headquarters has fire extinguishers though

#monsterdon Botticelli's Birth of Guyver

#monsterdon yeah, when a mall becomes abandoned, the Ric Ocasek colonies move in pretty fast

#monsterdon yes, please have a conversation with music, nature sounds, AND an outboard motor running at the same time

#monsterdon introducing Poupee Gamin Really, you shouldn't have

#monsterdon this movie is 90% Dean Stockwell leering over Nancy's supine body, by volume

#monsterdon this house is so crazy, there must be 4-6 months of unchecked plant growth outside!!!

#monsterdon ooooooooh I hear laughter in the rain, stalked by jellyfish with the one I love 🎶

#monsterdon Floating Head of Vincent Price certified wife guy

#monsterdon ooh you let him burn you with the penicillin invention!!! You walked right into that one

#monsterdon I love that bad movies let the actors try out some of their character work sometimes

#monsterdon your family's dead and you had to kill a zombie neighbor boy, why not dress as Santa to seduce that girl you just met

#monsterdon Dr. Gordon, Mark, and Carrie, ON A ROUTINE EXPEDITION 🎶

#monsterdon When I think about the title of this movie, I always think of this song Warning: loud screams at the beginning https://youtu.be/QXBHyaMUD5A

#Monsterdon I always make stuff like this available on kids' clothes, because I secretly hope someone will put it on their baby https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/collections/monsterdon

#monsterdon ugh fine, if you're going to point a gun at me I'm taking my noose and leaving

#monsterdon I didn't need to know which side Joe dresses to, and yet

#monsterdon a movie that's supposed about journeying to the center of time(?) is making me think it could be done in a blackbox theater

#Monsterdon oh yeah I forgot to talk about this before Monsterdon! A somewhat subtle design I made of Vincent Price for this month! https://thediremushrump.threadless.com/collections/monsterdon

@apLundell@timeloop.cafe there's a lot of beautiful beachfront property they just never developed, full of cursed altars and whatnot #monsterdon

#monsterdon Pritchard is like if Winnie the Pooh was a creep

#monsterdon after seeing this movie's night shoots, day-for-night doesn't seem so bad

#monsterdon what did I miss, creepy locals making our heroes uncomfortable?

#monsterdon that's right, put one leg up on the boat and really pop that booty

#monsterdon kaygima! Nooooooo anything but that! Zoinks!

#monsterdon oh no we've attracted a booze cruise! Everyone try to look big, wave your arms and throw sticks

#monsterdon WOW a lightly blurred nude ass, didn't expect that

#monsterdon "We bury our trash at the county dump, NOT here!" Great line! Flip the casket!!!

#monsterdon you watch so many Monsterdon movies where things just happen, so it's refreshing when there are motivations like "we all went to the radio station because it sounded like someone was still alive there" That makes sense!! Incredible scriptwriting

#monsterdon love this soundtrack, it drowns out a lot of the dialogue but that's a plus

#monsterdon you Princes of Darkness, you Kings of New England

#monsterdon I was wondering why the doctor had Elmer's glue on his face, now I see he had to also be young(?)

#monsterdon I hope Neil Sedaka is ashamed of himself

#monsterdon seeyooehCIDE

#monsterdon lol you're going to clearly show the guy in the costume's toes through the flippers, huh? Ok, it's your movie

#monsterdon you don't really get scenes nowadays that end with A guy nodding: "Hmp."

#monsterdon screen on! Well shit, the future's on fire

#monsterdon here's uhhhhhhh see-through Nehru jacket you can wear

#monsterdon wait they were looking for the long haired girl (Donna?) but not they're all scuba diving? I don't know if this is my fault or the movie's fault

#monsterdon Some playful jazz as everyone is pre-killed