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Dave Smeg

@daveSmeg@mastodon.social
mastodon 4.8.0-nightly.2026-10-06
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Joined July 24, 2023
Punk:
Subdued
Browncoat:
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1 & 2 were the best
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 9mo ago

Agree.

#ai #technology

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@dbattistella@mstdn.ca Of the many schools I went to, only 1 had a "Nature Area" It was a light well about 3m x 3m with a small pond and a few shrubs. All the rest were sterile grey concrete walls and floors. The only green areas were over-mowed football pitches.
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Take-out lasagne lunch at Hest Bank Crossing.
#High #Tide #Morecambe #Bay #food #view

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

The Horn.

Who's next?

#drink #humour #funny #stolen

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

So this is the real Cloud Computing?
I thought it was just someone else's computer.

#technology #computers

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
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@ithoughtisawa2@infosec.exchange My first year too. I just keep trimming the branches that are getting wild every few days to stop overcrowding.
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago
Trimmed the tomato bushes earlier as they had gotten a bit on the wild side. Hands still smell 2 hours later and after 3 washes. #gardening
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@JoBlakely@mastodon.social Avoid them like the plague.
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@tallandtrue@aus.social That's nice. Good breed to have.
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 3mo ago
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@tallandtrue@aus.social The more people I meet, the more I love my cat.
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
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@DaveMasonDotMe@mastodon.social @staff@mastodon.social So did I. I like to scroll the world feed a while. Occasionally I'll find something new there. I guess it's time to migrate again.
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 4mo ago
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@NoveltyBot@mastodon.social I don't think you would get a very good smoke as an asbestos cigar would be rather difficult to light.
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Took the protective plasters off.
Such a small area affected.
Bled quite a lot for the size though.

#DIY #accident

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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Mention politics and voting
@emsquared@social.coop Monster Raving Looney Party were the only party who told the truth about what they would do. Granted what they would do was utterly ridiculous, but still would get my vote.
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Spicy salad bar and spicy waves this lunchtime.

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Normal.

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@rpluim@mastodon.social @quixoticgeek@social.v.st @baoigheallain@mastodon.ie @cstross@wandering.shop Forcing the homeless away by not allowing them anywhere to sleep, local councils can deny they have a homelessness problem, so don't have to spend money on it. They can instead, divert that money into their back pockets.
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
Replying to on mastodon.social
@staff@mastodon.social Anybody know of another server to migrate to where the live feed is still active and won't be removed that I could migrate to?
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Wife just get herself a new phone number to get away from some drama and constant notifications, but doesn't want to go and change the dozens of apps, socials, and legal thinks linked to her old number, so she's now mad at me because I can't help her out with it.

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

"Have a look. Whichever one you want, I'll buy it for you."
"£2000! That's too expensive. What about this £400 one over here?"

Mother told us to go to one of the more expensive shops in the area, then complained about the price.
The one she suggested would likely break within a year, whereas the one we chose had a 10 year guarantee.

#contradiction #money

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Email settings changed to everything.
I didn't set that.
Had to go and change it all back to none.

#mastodon

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Electric toothbrush bought at the end of February is already showing signs of battery failure after just 10 charge cycles.

#oralB

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

#Fat Twat #Stats for #Saturday

BMI: 27.19 #Wii #naked
Weight: 13st 12lb

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Hate being without a car when it goes in for repair.
It's not having the emergency option available that bothers me.

#MOT #cars

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Took your fucking time!

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 7mo ago
Replying to on functional.cafe
@dmbaturin@functional.cafe You're all wrong, this is the internet.
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Gobbledygook.
Not heard that word for a long time.

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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Hmmm. New software is rather clunky. It doesn't have the functions that I used a lot on the other software. Not having colour boards is rather annoying. It does have some helpful scaling, but it's in an awkward place to find. #computers #video #editing
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Must have been a really difficult journey.

#trains

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Progress.

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Another fabulous lunch from Sugar&Spice in Bolton-le-Sands, overlooking #Morecambe Bay.

#view #scenery

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

So I found out that colourboards are available in this new software, just under a different name.

Rendering on the otherhand is something new.
Standard rendering looks great.
What they want looks blocky as hell because the piss poor bitrate is only a quarter of standard.

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Caught the tip of my thumb with a rubber mallet while working in the garden.

#ouch #mildlyinfuriating

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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@leeuw@universeodon.com Already working on it.
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago
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@Daojoan@mastodon.social 2 incomes? More like needing 3 full time jobs now just to keep the bills at bay.
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

#Fat Twat #Stats for #Saturday

BMI: 27.87 #wii #naked
Weight: 13st 3lb

BP:
127/93 Mild Hype
70 BPM

127/91 Mild Hype
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129/90 Mild Hype
70 BPM

98% SpO

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

You want me to fix something!
Well I need you to stop using it so I can move everything out of the way to get to it first.

#frustrated

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago

Clean pass with no advisors.
Add because the last place put 4 down.

MOT and service done for another year.

#cars

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Delivery due today.
Tracking said it was on the van at 6am.
Wanted me to download an app to find out the expected delivery time. Screw that!
8pm and it still hasn't arrived.

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 2mo ago

Tinnitus in my left ear is really bad today.
Was working on editing some music tracks yesterday. Only had my left earbud in. Some of those tracks were extremely loud.

#music #computers #technology

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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 8mo ago
Replying to
@Gargron@mastodon.social I've tried Chrome on and off for many years. Never managed to get on with it. Most of the plugins don't work right and barely any privacy/adblock plugins work at all. Pages would render only half way a lot of the time, other times IE would load instead and show the xml of the page that the link to download something would use.
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 5mo ago
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Typical. Now the sun is out to make me look like a liar.
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Dave Smeg @daveSmeg@mastodon.social
· 6mo ago

Earlier, despite having the numbers clearly on the house and the bin, the bin men emptied our bin and left it on next door's driveway.
Next door didn't put their bin out.

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