lizard appreciator

they should make me the ceo of firefox

day 0 no slop in the main browser
day 1 we're getting rid of all the stuff that isn't firefox, or generating a profit
day 2 we're making a skin that has a cute non-anthro fox character
day 3 we're making three skins that have cute anthro fox characters and making them a $5/mo subscription

Using an AI chatbot to help me write would be like using the kitchen garbage disposal to help me eat dinner. The garbage disposal absolutely can do something like chewing and swallowing the food, faster and more efficiently than my jaws, tongue, teeth, and throat can do it. But if I have the garbage disposal do the chewing and swallowing for me, then I get none of the flavor or nutrition or satisfaction of eating food. I'm just making a big noisy show of wasting something I need.

“Why Would You Ask AI To Tell The Story Of Your Own Life?”
Albert Burneko

https://defector.com/why-would-you-ask-ai-to-tell-the-story-of-your-own-life?giftLink=288802ee6bc3ef53e27bd86f052eaf3b

they call it "kafka" because it turns your software into bugs

jim davis could absolutely write a strip about someone being annoyed at work but scott adams could never make that strip about guzzling dog cum

should've known the world would get cooked by slop machines when news sites started putting how long it'd take to read articles instead of when they were published

you vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

this gitlab act 2 post is so bad, all this shit about agent speeds and git not being fast enough

who tf is paying for the tokens to do all this shit

i think a notable evil thing about slop machines and especially the scrapers is that they get server admins to punish innocent web users with bot protection popups

internet equivalent of how the best way to cross streets in some places is for pedestrians to go up a flight of stairs and down a flight of stairs because of how awful cars are

(shouting over a jackhammer and failing to be heard) demo life huh? That’s cool! What’s your pouet handle? Did you make it to revision this year

every windows user: please less AI
microsoft: we've now made a clippy that opens the enroll interface for fingerprints when you type "hewwo" in the chat

went to the top of a parking garage to try to see Elmo’s dumb rocket shit a bunch of debris over the north Caribbean but it got punted

Starting a busy day of cooking with some noodles

drinking nitro cold brew #coffee ee

kicked out of taxi miles from the marina because i said "hard to starboard" too many times

accidentally opened a room temperature soda i was putting in the fridge so i'm having a soda on ice

youd think they’d redraw jumpman for baseball

every slop brained exec is all like “we’re gonna be so fast at software! faster than you can even understand the problem you have, we’ll have software you can use!”

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just heard yellow chevroned parakeets in the neighborhood

walked to the lumber store, bought wood and ordered some cuts expecting it’d be an hour or two, but instead they finished before I was done paying, so i had to walk home and get my car

because I got lucky with the one traffic light and all the pedestrian/cyclist-only shortcuts it took longer to drive than walk

echo and the diapermen

listening to the beautiful songs of birds in the backyard during golden hour, and also parrots

manatee

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