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Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni)

@artcollisions@vis.social

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Shrimpfluencer. Cephalopods, neurons, outer space. Anxious cucumber. Mixed media quilter. Insignificant nerdy jock. Take everything with a grain of salt. Be generous. Queer. Purveyor of serendipity.

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Joined November 05, 2022

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Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 3mo ago

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Finished! I'm calling this HONOR BALANCE. The whole time I was making it, I was thinking about how I like things that are gritty and messy and not shiny and even and that perfection really is not about total symmetry, it's about honoring balance. #quilt #sewing @fiberarts@fedigroups.social

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@jkirkendall who else besides Becky Chambers is writing hopepunk? Who do you recommend? I'm rather tired of gritty dystopias.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@ira@beige.party I'll be sure to report back!! Not sure if I will take any pictures though.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@ira@beige.party oh, 100% I will be fully present for the little guys.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@interfluidity@zirk.us Oh yes! And UBI incentivizes workers to push back!

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@mycrowgirl I CANNOT

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@lia_pas@vis.social oooooooo So sorry to hear you've been sick again (and again!).

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 4mo ago

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@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org <3

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 4mo ago

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@TazPoltorak@fosstodon.org so ... things are going well??

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 4mo ago

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@futzle@old.mermaid.town depends on my mood

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 4mo ago

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@MsHearthWitch@wandering.shop even better!

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 4mo ago

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@vanderZwan@vis.social Well, culture has been somewhat flattened in the West, I think. In the meantime, show her all the awesome women astronauts who have been in space lately! Karen Nyberg(not sure if I'm spelling that right), Christina (something Italian), and the latest woman who was on Artemis whose name I have no idea of. lol.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 4mo ago

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@vanderZwan@vis.social Googly eyes for the fridge!!! Love it. Good luck fighting the gender fight.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@RobotDiver@starlite.rodeo Ooh a fedi run search engine? Of course, I trust almost nothing I find on the internet these days ...

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@brunoph@breakpoint.cafe @clive@saturation.social heh, exactly

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@light@noc.social I have observed that most people like to feel useful. @interfluidity@zirk.us

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@mayintoronto@beige.party omg, just by the skin of my teeth (I'm 55)

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@small_cypress pretty!

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@light@noc.social I think people would chose to the work that calls to them and suits them. @interfluidity@zirk.us

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@lockelyfox omg amazing!!!!

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@allysseriordan@mastodon.art I have realized I'm basically unteachable. I just need to figure stuff out on my own.for better or worse.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@allysseriordan@mastodon.art this is very relatable to me. I don't even try to get stuff on paper any more. I just wing it and then I'm stuck fixing it until it works. But that's ok! It mostly works for me.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@jkirkendall sounds like a great day!!

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@jkirkendall So, nephew was a good distraction from buying? hmmm, maybe I could go under these conditions.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@elfkin @socalgecko will you use all three together???? I love that linen and the purples are great with it.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@psistarpsiii@tacobelllabs.net well, that's good at least.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@jkirkendall ha ha. I have banned myself from Sheep and Wool. I buy stuff that I have no business buying. I don't even use the beautiful stuff I buy.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@jkirkendall sounds like an excellent plan!

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@lia_pas@vis.social Glad to hear it!

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@skinnylatte omg this is hilariously funny to me

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@jjcelery @triploidtree @catileptic oooooo

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@inherentlee they look GREAT!!!

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@fehrtrade@toot.community aw, dang. I mean, if I'm making my own clothes, there will be zero labels or tags on them because of the sensory nightmare, but I do appreciate them from afar :D

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@swachter I don’t know yet!! I have a generous half yard!

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@mayintoronto and it's been shit for a long time and it just keeps getting shittier

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@MikeBolam wondering if @ijustmightbe has seen this.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@fluffy time to stand firm! You got this.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@fehrtrade@toot.community omg, that little tag is the cutest. This is a fun shirt!

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io oooh, that sounds yummy! In my house, we don't buy white meat. lol.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@interfluidity@zirk.us and let's be clear that subsidies are incentives

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@elfkin I had to go look! I missed that one. It's going to be amazing!!!!

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 4mo ago

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@swachter@toot.boston @Apiary@mastodon.social ewwww

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@psistarpsiii@tacobelllabs.net Does it eventually come out in the wash?

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 4mo ago

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@Apiary@mastodon.social @swachter@toot.boston well crud

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 4mo ago

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@drwho@masto.hackers.town cool! @RobotDiver@starlite.rodeo

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 4mo ago

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@MsHearthWitch@wandering.shop oooh, I am obsessed with your fabrics!! They are going to be lovely pants.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@jerry@infosec.exchange On your anniversary??? That's the sweetest!

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 4mo ago

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@swachter@toot.boston i thought American Apparel was supposed to be ok. Don't know if they are around any more.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@skinnylatte@hachyderm.io what is a McSpicy? I refuse to eat McD's because I'm holding a grudge from 1989 when I bought a shake that was warm and fries that were cold.

Granny Art (Shrimp) (Joni) @artcollisions@vis.social

· 5mo ago

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@jerry@infosec.exchange awwww. Is this an anniversary party or another wedding?