Food reviewer: I'm here trying this jerk spot to see-
look i know what you mean, but we've *gotta* word that differently
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@Somarasu@masto.hackers.town
mastodon 4.7.3forever broke
Black web dev. Looking for work: https://somarasu.neocities.org/
get it with the power shovel
133 Followers
281 Following
50 Posts
Joined June 04, 2025
pronouns:
he/him
orientation:
pan
they're a little few racks short of a data center
i love a good 'back in my day' story
im 35 now
when do i prestige?
#mutualaid
#blackmutualaid
#mutualaidrequest
Hey lovelies
I need help staying alive: im completely out of money, i rarely have enough for food. I'm working every day to improve my station but it gets hard.
I know things are fucked, but if you could help an out of work black developer get something to eat, it'd be biblically appreciated
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
im watching a documentary about Antietam during the US Civil War
it's narrated by James Earl Jones and it's total butter in my ear
DO little_dance
MAKE little_love
GET down_tonight
hear me out:
country goth
Edit: no luck so far.
#mutualaid#blackmutualaid#mutualaidrequest
Hey lovelies,
I need help staying alive: im completely out of money, i rarely have enough for food. I'm working every day to improve my station but it gets hard on an empty stomach.
I know things are fucked, but if you could help an out of work black developer get something to eat, it'd be biblically appreciated 💖
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
Replying to
@Binder@petrous.vislae.town 'chatbot' *is * French for "cat bot "
The Crunchwrap Supreme was a great idea in theory, but a poor idea in practice
Replying to
@swiftyshq@critter.cafe musical prison #3
Replying to
@Shrigglepuss@godforsaken.website will Background Waiter #3 finally get a new job in the city?
Replying to
@Shrigglepuss@godforsaken.website I'd watch that! :flan_smile:
Replying to
@wafflesies@infosec.exchange the design philosophy of the Apple computer was to be a thing you just whipped out of a box and turned on, so a lot of console folks expect the game to "just work" when they get it. Growing up PC gaming, sometimes i'd spend who knows how long getting a game to work (I googled OpenGL a lot back then 😅).
But on that front, it's all kind of evened out, with launching and buying games on console is pretty similar as on PC
#mutualaid#blackmutualaid
Hey lovelies,
I need help staying alive: a majority of any money i make goes straight to bills, usually leaving only a couple bucks to try and make stretch.
If y'all could spare a couple bucks to throw towards my pantry I'd be eternally grateful.
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
Love you all! 💖
Edit: truly hate being a bother but things truly do stay fucked around here.
#mutualaid#blackmutualaid
Hey lovelies,
I need help staying alive: a majority of any money i make goes straight to bills, usually leaving only a couple bucks to try and make stretch.
If y'all could spare a couple bucks to throw towards my pantry I'd be eternally grateful.
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
Love you all! 💖
Replying to
@X00001@masto.hackers.town Techno: the world is fucked but there's computers 🤖
Replying to
@paulk@writing.exchange maybe they're trying to say everything's not broken and you're doing a good job
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@cody@catboy.baby BT for life
Edit: havent eaten today. Could use a hand <3
#mutualaid#blackmutualaid#mutualaidrequest
Hey lovelies,
I need help staying alive: a majority of any money i make goes straight to bills, usually leaving only a couple bucks to try and make stretch. Which leaves not a whole lot for food.
If y'all could spare a couple bucks to throw towards my pantry I'd be eternally grateful.
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
Love you all! 💖
Boosted by @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social
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@puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social let's hope the blimp doesn't get punctured by the corner of a server rack
#mutualaid#blackmutualaid
Edit: could I get 20 bucks for dinner tonight? 
Hey lovelies,
I need help staying alive: a majority of any money i make goes straight to bills, usually leaving only a couple bucks to try and make stretch.
If y'all could spare a couple bucks to throw towards my pantry I'd be eternally grateful.
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
Love you all! 💖
Hey lovelies,
I need help staying alive: a majority of any money i make goes straight to bills, usually leaving only a couple bucks to try and make stretch.
If y'all could spare a couple bucks to throw towards my pantry I'd be eternally grateful.
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
Love you all! 💖#mutualaid
#blackmutualaid
Help me eat, plz!
Hey lovelies,
I'm out of money for food and im super hungry.
If anyone could spare a buck or two so i could get dinner tonight, i'd be eternally
grateful.
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/somarasu
love you!
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@aram@aoir.social 🤡 no downside occurs to me
#mutualaid
#blackmutualaid
Hey lovelies,
I'm out of money for food and im super hungry.
If anyone could spare a buck or two so i could get dinner tonight, i'd be eternally
grateful.
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/somarasu
love you!
Edit: can still use a hand, starting to get hungry
#mutualaid#blackmutualaid
Hey lovelies,
I need help staying alive: a majority of any money i make goes straight to bills, usually leaving only a couple bucks to try and make stretch.
I would love to get enough for dinner tonight.
If y'all could spare a couple bucks to throw towards my pantry I'd be eternally grateful.
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
Love you all! 💖
Replying to
@Shrigglepuss@godforsaken.website that sounds lovely
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@mdhughes@appdot.net Ooohh yeah. A man of culture i see 🎩
I havent had this one tho
Replying to
@howisyourdog@cupoftea.social how come only the ambulance bathroom is the only one with a toilet alarm, huh?
#mutualaid#blackmutualaid
Help me eat, plz!
Hey lovelies,
I'm out of money for food and im super hungry.
If anyone could spare a buck or two so i could get dinner tonight, i'd be eternally grateful.
https://ko-fi.com/somarasuhttps://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwrighthttps://cash.me/somarasu
love you!
Hey lovelies,
I'm out of money for food and im super hungry.
If anyone could spare a buck or two so i could get dinner tonight, i'd be eternally grateful.
https://ko-fi.com/somarasuhttps://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwrighthttps://cash.me/somarasu
love you!Replying to
@atax1a@infosec.exchange it's the logical progression for those who don't give a damn about the people who use their software
#mutualaid
#blackmutualaid
Hey lovelies,
Life's been kinda fucked, for lack of a better word. I've been trying to keep a PMA but even that feels like it's been zapping my energy.
I need about $100 to get some groceries that'll last a little while.
If anyone could spare a buck or two so i could get dinner tonight, i'd be eternally
grateful.
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/somarasu
love you!
50/100
Replying to
@geekysteven@beige.party Even if solar panels did absolutely nothing, you can't say they aren't pretty sweet looking.
Replying to
@samlitzinger@journa.host I imagine it's like the 4th of July and NYE all rolled into one
Replying to
@redsad@ohai.social i've never felt so seen
Do they make steel-toe crocs?
Replying to
@starwall@wizzzard.online wait, can you ask for another tostada?
Replying to
@datarama@hachyderm.io i *think* i know the answer to this..
Replying to
@SecureOwl@infosec.exchange tommy talarico is running for office? /s
Replying to
@dan@discuss.systems as long as you have some hydrofluoric acid for the etching process you're good
Replying to
@veronica@explains.social aye aye!
Replying to
@cato@chaosfurs.social oof, that's gotta be a pain to clean
Replying to
@tewha@appdot.net I think nostalgia has been *way* too kind to this song
dgmw it's a bop, but it's a time-specific bop
Edit: im turning 35 on Saturday and need money for my bone ointment
My birthday is just around the corner, and I'd love a hand celebrating :)
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
<3
Replying to
@cato@chaosfurs.social is it one of the CO2 extinguishers?
those things are full of "cursed shaving cream"
#mutualaid#blackmutualaid
Hey lovelies,
I need help staying alive: a majority of any money i make goes straight to bills, usually leaving only a couple bucks to try and make stretch.
If y'all could spare a couple bucks to throw towards my pantry I'd be eternally grateful.
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
Love you all! 💖
Im not sure what it is that compels tcg players to be loud and obnoxious as fuck in small, confined spaces, but it's gotta leave their souls quick
if someone surprised me with socks this year, i'd be soooo happy
EDIT: Days without food are rough. Could anyone help me out with 20 bucks to get some dinner? #mutualaid#blackmutualaid
Hey lovelies,
I need help staying alive: a majority of any money i make goes straight to bills, usually leaving only a couple bucks to try and make stretch.
If y'all could spare a couple bucks to throw towards my pantry I'd be eternally grateful.
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
Love you all! 💖
#mutualaid#blackmutualaid
Hey lovelies,
I need help staying alive: a majority of any money i make goes straight to bills, usually leaving only a couple bucks to try and make stretch.
If y'all could spare a couple bucks to throw towards my pantry I'd be eternally grateful.
https://ko-fi.com/somarasu
https://venmo.com/somarasu
https://paypal.me/c4rtwright
https://cash.me/$somarasu
Love you all! 💖