Slashline
Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography (UU), Chair of Experimental Serendipity (UU), Chair of Approximate Accuracy (UU)
Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it started growing later
Wichita Lineman caught doing lines
Baby One Chore Time
Looking forward to the new allergy season!
Walker, Tectonic Ranger
Red Bull Gives You a Rash
L'OREAL. Because you're worthless!
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
Except for that, which you need to get treated.
Is it true what they say, Big Bird?
Wash You Were Here
Roxanne put on the red light but Sting wouldn't put on the condom
Ally McBagel
Cooking Out My Back Door
What's in your wallet? Besides that condom from high school.
When my prophecies run dry, please see my successor: Miss Cleo
Jolene was admiring her look in the rear-view when she ran a red light. So, I guess Dolly get her man back.
Beavis and Butter Tart
Laundry, Laundry
When will those clouds all disappear?
Bitches be shopping
Alex Croissant
Soil Pains