Birfday girl Phoebe is 6
#pug #DogsofMastodon
David Rider 😱
mastodon 4.7.2Chicagoland horror author whose stories have appeared in anthologies from Dead Sky and Sinister Smile. He has published four books: #WeAreVanHelsing Books One and Two, #AncasUndeadPlaylist, and #BrideoftheSouthSide.
Faithful viewer of #Svengoolie. Constant Reader of #StephenKing. Proud member of the #HWA. Firm believer that millionaires should be heavily taxed, and billionaires should be escorted to the guillotine. They need to go the way of the dodo, Dr. Jones, because look what's happened.
It's Saturday night and MeTV’s horror host #Svengoolie is presenting a movie featuring a doctor and an infamous, scarred monster—played by the same two actors who would go on to play a Grand Moff and an infamous, scarred Sith Lord
#FrankensteinandtheMonsterfromHell #StarWars
It's Saturday night and MeTV's #SvenSquad is presenting a horror movie starring Randy Quaid—and if I were to tell you “Randy Quaid is a cannibal,” you would reply, “OK, yeah, but seriously, what’s the *movie* about?”
#Parents #HouseofSvengoolie #Svengoolie
I visited Chicago’s #MuseumofBroadcastCommunications and checked out the original #Svengoolie set, from Sven’s WFLD show (1979-1986)
Incredible news! I have a story appearing soon in #DraculaBeyondStoker called “Voileta’s Life of Grim Purpose.” I’m very proud of my take on Abraham…and the woman who sets him on his fateful path.
#bookstodon #books #IndieAuthor #HorrorAuthors #IndieHorror #SupportIndieHorror #WeAreVanHelsing #DavidRider
It's Saturday night and MeTV is airing a movie about a horror movie guy who makes a living putting on makeup—presented by a horror movie host who makes a living wearing makeup
#HowtoMakeaMonster #Svengoolie
PBS has lost its federal funding because of a wannabe tyrant king. You can subscribe to PBS Passport for as little as $5/month to help support their programming. I signed up this morning.
#PBS #PBSPassport #NoKings
In two weeks I’ll be signing books with twelve other authors at #CriticalGrind in Shorewood, Illinois. Their cafe also serves specialty toasts. This is my solemn promise to not get butter or cinnamon on any book I sign.
#bookstodon #books #IndieAuthor #SupportIndieHorror #DavidRider #WeAreVanHelsing #AncasUndeadPlaylist
“You will enjoy good health” and be “surrounded by luxury” could also mean I’ll be trafficked to an oligarch who feeds me well but he’s also added me to his eunuch squad. I better not play these numbers.
#FortuneCookie #oligarchy
