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Paranoid~RV

@ParanoidRV@infosec.exchange
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No degree. No boot-camp. No budget. Just an old 5050 SFF, a restored T3600, a couple of salvaged GPUs, a bunch of cold beer, and the refusal to believe any of this requires a permission slip.

55+ containers. Fully Hardend Network. Local LLMs. Custom AI memory. Zero cloud. Built from a 40ft fifth wheel in shorts and a t-shirt.

AI is a force multiplier — not a replacement for thinking. The machine works for me. I don't work for the machine.

mpdc.dev — the articles are the resume.

#infosec #selfhosted #homelab #linux #AI #docker #RVlife

19 Followers
30 Following
3 Posts
Joined March 19, 2026
Website:
https://mpdc.dev
Articles:
https://mpdc.dev/blog
Education:
School of Hard-Knocks, debt-free
HQ:
A 40ft fifth wheel, location classified
Budget:
Beer money
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Paranoid~RV @ParanoidRV@infosec.exchange
· 6mo ago

Howdy World!

I'm sitting in a 40ft fifth wheel in shorts and a t-shirt with a cold beer, running a 23-container security stack on a machine that someone literally threw in the trash.

No degree. Never had one. No certs. Don't want them. No student debt. Never will.

Everything I built — Suricata, Zeek, Wazuh, CrowdSec, local LLMs, a custom AI memory system, the whole SOC — I figured out by asking AI the right questions and not stopping until the answers made sense. Took a $0 e-waste tower and turned it into something most companies spend six figures trying to buy.

The secret isn't talent. It's stubbornness and good questions.

12 articles at mpdc.dev/blog documenting every step. Here to learn and help where I can. 🏕️

#infosec #selfhosted #homelab #AI #ParanoidRV

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Paranoid~RV @ParanoidRV@infosec.exchange
· 4mo ago
Replying to
@colebrodine@mastodon.social I looked at Uraid for all of 30 seconds before I found out they're subscription based. I prefer FLOSS and self-hosting as much as possible so since I'm running a Proxmox server I have OpenMediaVault combined with SnapRAID and MergerFS on my radar to do a deeper dive into when I get to that point. Currently I don't have the bays or the disks needed to build a NAS (nor the cash to fork out for them). I was thrust into an environment filled with Gentoo geeks back in 05 and just knowing them, and how they were kinda shyed me away from even looking at Gentoo. I figured the two had to be related. (They were weird and that coming from me says a lot.) I may spin up a VM one day and give it a look-see one day... Who knows.
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Paranoid~RV @ParanoidRV@infosec.exchange
· 4mo ago
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@colebrodine@mastodon.social I went into Linux back in the early 90s like it was a Baskin Robins. I tried all the flavors... In the early 2000s I was a weirdo and went with Slackware for a while. Now I primarily stick with Deb based distros. Debian, Devuan, MX, Mint LMDE, ProxMox, Kali,Parrot,Tails ... The Gentoo crowd are ... different. :gentleblob:
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